Ed Wood Caulfield

I've thought about this a little bit, and I just realized: even if Sting defeated Hogan fair and square and killed the nWo, how exactly would the nWo end after Starrcade? Would Hogan go on Nitro the next night and say that he was disbanding the group? Or, like what "Macho Man" did, would members start leaving one by one until it was just Hogan and Bischoff? Furthermore, with all the money that they made off of Starrcade, I am not surprised that they did a rematch at SuperBrawl VIII. So you would have to think that the group would still be around for a little while longer to give Hogan some backup since the fans wouldn't think he would have a shot by himself against Sting. Third, who would face Sting if the nWo were to end after Starrcade 1997? Because everyone else seemed busy at the time. I know Scott Hall got a WCW World Heavyweight Title shot, but besides a rematch with Hogan and a match with Hall, who else could Sting face? Basically, what I'm trying to say is, even if the Sting/Hogan feud got the proper blowoff, there was nowhere to go from there. Everything was leading up to Starrcade and after that WCW would have no idea what to do (as usual).

Co-signed.

What was up with Earl Hebner pushing Tito Santana so that he had IRS in a headlock on the mat during their match? Did somebody fuck up and Earl had to correct it?

The main event has been edited in! Woo-hoo!

To be fair, I think the main reason that HeldDOWN~! goes up now at 11, 12, or 1 a.m. Friday morning where I'm at is because Patty lives in the West Coast, right? I remember KingPK (who lives in the East Coast) used to post the shows at 10 or 11 Thursday nights, so it's not unusual for HeldDOWN~! to be posted on Thursday nights around primetime, which is appropriate, since that's when HeldDOWN~! is supposed to be on the air anyway, am i rite?

I don't remember that. I've been in the OAOAST since AngleMania II and from what I recall, it was always send your stuff by the day of the show. Posting times used to be much earlier though. Pay-per-views used to be posted on Sunday afternoons, and Zack used to post HeldDOWN~!'s either Thursday afternoons or Thursday evenings at 6-7 p.m.

At what point during the buildup did they decide to do the bullshit fast count finish? At any point during the buildup did they ever think of just having Sting destroy "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan and kill the nWo?

You can post it in OAOAST Home Entertainment as an OAOAST.com EXCLUSIVE~!

The final segment has been edited in! EDIT: Woo-hoo!

Yeah, especially when Starrcade was traditionally the biggest show of the year. I'm pretty sure Piper himself drew up the contract. So maybe the subtle explanation was that he just wanted a match with Hogan and didn't give a shit about becoming WCW World Heavyweight Champion? It would have been nice if they actually MENTIONED that, or better yet, actually made the match for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship! Anyway, did WCW know that they were going to do Hogan vs. Sting eventually at that point in time (December 1996)?

WWF Survivor Series 1992 had the same exact quality as everything else on WWE 24/7 when I watched it this afternoon. I have no idea why everyone seemed to be getting the WWE 24/7 Online quality.

To make matters even more comical, I'm quite certain that graphic popped during the Nasty Boys' entrance. The constant lack of communication between the booking committee and production staff always hindered the product. Speaking of graphic fuckups, check out the commercial for the "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan/Sting WCW World Heavyweight Championship Match at WCW Starrcade 1997 (the one with Sting in the broken down Cathederal). They misspelled Hollywood "Hollvwood". Even when advertising WCW's biggest match ever they couldn't help but fuck up.

Yeah, it's almost like Austin is already regretting agreeing to team up with Vince McMahon. It's like he's thinking, "How can I team up with that sumbitch!?" But then he swallows his pride and heads to the match because he feels like he has to go through with it anyway since he NEEDS to be WWF Champion. Or perhaps I'm looking WAY too much into that one shot. And KC-Rey Mysterio won the 2006 Royal Rumble Match. Undertaker won the 2007 Royal Rumble Match. I don't really remember much of the buildup to the Undertaker/Batista match at WrestleMania 23: All Grown Up outside of the No Way Out 2007 tag team match against John Cena and Shawn Michaels. Speaking of which, I definitely remember more of the buildup to the Cena/HBK match what with them winning the World Tag Team Championship, and Rated RKO telling Cena not to trust HBK and trying to prove it by showing a video package of HBK turning on various people, and Cena and HBK each shilling their DVDs in that funny segment. Both matches ended up being really good though.

-I call final segment. It's not a match, but I still would like the final segment for something cool.

-Badd Boyz segment

Yep, Shawn Michaels and Diesel were called the 2 Dudes With Attitudes. Diesel even had tights with 2 Dudes With Attitudes written on the tanktop.

The camera cuts to a close-up of a hideously scarred back. The camera pulls back to reveal that the back belongs to Colombian Heat. The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat puts on his orange T-shirt, a serious expression on his face. The OAOAST United States Championship belt sits on a tan sofa behind Heat. Heat goes to put on his yellow basketball jersey, when Tha Puerto Rican walks into the room. Tha Puerto Rican is wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring in his left ear, a gold chain around his neck, a white dress shirt, black tie, black sports jacket, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, black dress pants with a leather belt, and black dress shoes. Tha Puerto Rican has the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. THA PUERTO RICAN Heat, you sure you wanna do this? You can back out right now, if you want to. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, P, bro, don't worry. I gots dis. You understand? I ain't neva gonna back down cuz of somethin' some punk bitch did to me! THA PUERTO RICAN You're not exactly 100%, man. The Deadly Alliance really did a number on you last Thursday. HEAT Chill, B. I've been in worse situations. The scars will heal. And besides, chicks dig scars, you know what I'm sayin'? You know what I'm sayin'? HA! HA! THA PUERTO RICAN I'm just checking on ya. Alfdogg is looking to send a message tonight to me two weeks before Zero Hour. HEAT P.R., the only one dat is gonna be sendin' a message tonight is me! Think of it as me representin' you in the ring tonight. What I do to Alfdogg, I KNOW dat you're going to do 10 times worse to him at Zero Hour! Jigga thinks he can get away with scarring mah back! HA! Fool got another thing comin' if he thinks he can just do dat and walk away scot free! I am fixing to give him an All-American ASS WHOOPING! I WILL LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON HIS CANDY ASS TONIGHT! The crowd cheers loudly. Colombian Heat puts on his yellow basketball jersey over his orange T-shirt. The OAOAST United States Champion looks at his best friend and OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, who has a worried look on his face. Heat adjusts the yellow basketball jersey and then takes a deep breath. HEAT A'ight. I'm ready. THA PUERTO RICAN Hey. Be careful. I'll be watching the match. If you need any help, holla. HEAT Thanks, P.R., but I's dat think I can take care of dis on mah own. But yeah, I know you've got mah back always. THA PUERTO RICAN Damn right. Colombian Heat and Tha Puerto Rican both throw up the "Killa B's", and then bump "Killa B's" together. HEAT Now if you excuse me, I got a Title to defend. After wot Alfdogg and his crew did to me, I am READY to dish out an ASS-WHOOPING TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE! BADD BOYZ STYLE! YESSIR! And then you will go ahead and finish off Alfie in two weeks at Zero Hour like I KNOW you will! A'ight, I gotta go. I'll be back in a few minutes, STILL having the OAOAST United States Championship belt around mah waist! A'ight, later. THA PUERTO RICAN See you later, Heat. The Badd Boyz high five each other. Colombian Heat dusts his right shoulder off and then says, "He ain't nothin' but dirt off mah shoulder!" PRL chuckles. Heat grins and nods his head. Colombian Heat grabs the OAOAST United States Championship belt with his right hand. He opens the door to the lockerroom, waves goodbye to Tha Puerto Rican, throws up a "Killa B" which PRL responds to in kind, and then nods his head again. Colombian Heat exits the lockerroom, closing the door behind him. THA PUERTO RICAN I'm so nervous for him! Tha Puerto Rican covers his face with his right hand and lets out a sigh. Tha Puerto Rican has a worried look on his face as the segment ends.

I must see this show.

I have edited in The Badd Boyz promo. That is all that I am sending in for this week's show. Sorry.

Well, I already have someone lined up to drop the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title to. But I don't see any problem with Jerome Grey feuding with the guy PRL drops the OAOAST Championship to. Does he want to feud with Colombian Heat in the meantime?

-Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat promo -Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat segment

I never checked how many words it was, but I do know that writing it on Microsoft Word it was 131 pages long, so it was definitely much longer than my usual length (I usually end up somewhere between 50-85 pages). Yeah, I said it was going to be an Iron Man Match, and DAMNIT, I was going to do one! I watched The Rock/HHH Iron Man Match for the WWF Championship with Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels from WWF Judgment Day 2000 to get an idea on how to time it. And the ending was my little "homage" to the Shawn Michaels/Bret Hart Iron Man Match for the WWF Championship from WWF WrestleMania XII. And the reason that it was late in the first place was because I had my cousins and my aunt and uncle from New York come to visit me the week of AngleSlam. I started writing the match like August 16th, and did little by little in the days afterwards, but then my family came when I was only about half-way done with it (I had only done about 20 minutes of it so far when they came), and I had no time. I thought about maybe doing like 5 minutes a day while they were here, but then I went to Walt Disney World, and well, I sorta stopped thinking about the match. lol But the important thing is that the match is finally done. PRL wasn't the only one exhausted, I was too! Good God! I am NEVER doing an Iron Man Match EVER AGAIN! Oy.

AngleSlam 2008 A OAOAST Entertainment Production DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY Alfdogg King Cucaracha Tony149 Dr. Zoidberg Patty O'Green Zack Malibu Ed Wood Caulfield GRAPHICS Patty O'Green OAOAST CREATED BY cobainwasmurdered Tony149 Anglesault © 2008 OAOAST Entertainment All Rights Reserved.

ATTENTION: THA PUERTO RICAN/BRICKSTON IRON MAN MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN FINALLY EDITED INTO THE SHOW~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 YEA! YEA! HURRAH! HUZZAH! YIPPEE! WOO! BOO-YAH~! YES! ALL RIGHT! BOO-YES~! WORD! WORD TO YOUR MOTHER! YEAH-UH~! AW YEAH! OH YEAH! WORD LIFE! BOOYAHKASHA! Let me just state that I am NEVER EVER EVER doing an Iron Man Match EVER AGAIN! MY GOODNESS did that take longer than expected! BAH~!!! I hope all of y'all end up reading the whole thing anyway so that all of my writing was worth it. And feedback it too. That would be sweet! I shall get to reading OAOAST AngleSlam 2008 after I rest, because BOY am I EXHAUSTED after writing this one! Oy! I need a drink!

“2!” “3!” “4!” “5!” Tha Puerto Rican slowly pulls himself over to where Brickston is lying. Vitamin X is frantically yelling for Brickston to “WAKE UP, MAN! WAKE UP!” PRL continues crawling over to where Brickston is lying. “6!” “7!” “8!” “9!” Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston! Earl Hebner counts. 1... 2... 2 ½ RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROWD AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! COLE Not 3! Not 3! But it was close! A long, long 2 count! JESSE That not only takes it physically out of Tha Puerto Rican, it takes it out of him emotionally. He knows he needs it, he came THAT close to getting it, and then it was SNATCHED away from him. COLE Tha Puerto Rican’s dream came true at AngleMania VII! Will that dream turn into a nightmare tonight? Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston have been fighting in the match of their lives for 40 minutes, and we STILL got 20 more minutes to go in this contest! Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston slowly get up. VERY slowly. Both guys are out of breath, but PR sucks in wind and then nails Brickston with a punch! Followed by another one. Then two more! Puerto grabs Brickston’s left hand, and then whips him into the ropes, but Brickston reverses, and it is PRL who bounces off of the ropes, Brickston goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks the clothesline, stops in his tracks, waits for Brickston to turn around, kicks him in the gut when he does, grabs him, and then cradles him up…giving Brickston a Cradle DDT to a loud pop from the crowd! VITAMIN X NO! COLE Tha Puerto Rican hitting Brickston with the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad! JESSE It’s definitely an impressive looking Cradle DDT, that’s for sure! Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner makes the count. The crowd counts along. Vitamin X looks on, worried. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (40:33) “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE And Tha Puerto Rican ties it up again! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 5 Tha Puerto Rican: 5 Time remaining: 19:17 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And Tha Puerto Rican manages to tie things up with 19:16 remaining! JESSE He’s going to try and take the lead! I just know that he will! Tha Puerto Rican rolls off of Brickston onto his back on the mat. Brickston is in pain from the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad. Vitamin X is running his hands through his hair, thereby messing it up. The crowd is still hot following the latest pinfall. COLE The seconds continue ticking away as we get closer and closer to the finish! JESSE Tha Puerto Rican might try to play it cool, so that the next fall is the LAST fall for him, but I doubt he will do that! He wants to go all gangbusters on Brickston because of their past and because this is AngleSlam at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas! Bah! He doesn’t know any better! PRL rolls to his side. He then rolls to his stomach. VITAMIN X COME ON! COME ON! GET UP! GET UP! PRL glances over at Vitamin X. VX quickly backs away from Tha Puerto Rican. JESSE What a bully Tha Puerto Rican is! The man just wanted to offer words of encouragement for his client. COLE Jess, Vitamin X helped Brickston pick up a fall earlier. JESSE No he didn’t. Vitamin X tripped PRL, and then Brickston rolled PRL up. They are not connected! COLE Oh come on, Jess! JESSE Hey, I tell it like it is, so you KNOW I’m right! You just won’t admit it! COLE Please. PRL is on his hands and knees. With 18:55 remaining, Tha Puerto Rican rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He drags Brickston out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope also. PRL trash talks Brickston, who is out of it, while holding onto his hair on the outside. Vitamin X is only a few feet away from PRL and Brickston, but chooses to just watch what happens next. COLE Brickston and P.R. back on the outside! JESSE Careful, with 19 minutes left, ANYTHING can happen now! Tha Puerto Rican drags Brickston by his hair over to a set of ring steps, where PRL proceeds to slam Brickston’s face onto the top ring step! Brickston collapses onto the protective mats on the outside! PRL uses the top ring step to take a break and catch his breath. PRL then slowly walks over and picks up Brickston by his hair. PR drags Brickston over to Sofa Central. COLE They’re headed our way! JESSE Stay in your seat, Cole! The timekeeper moves out of his seat, taking the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with him. Puerto shoves the timekeeper’s seat aside, and then lifts Brickston up, dropping him down, chin-first, onto the top of the timekeeper’s table! COLE Brickston’s head bounced off this wooden table! Brickston rests on the barricade. PRL grabs the water bottle that was sitting on top of the timekeeper’s table, takes off the cap, takes a giant gulp…and then SPITS THE WATER BACK OUT IN BRICKSTON’S FACE~!!! JESSE What a sign of disrespect from our World Champion! He should be ashamed of himself! The crowd responds with cheers. PRL throws the bottled water aside, and then punches Brickston in the face several times. He then slams Brickston’s face onto the top of the timekeeper’s table…but Brickston doesn’t budge! Brickston instead elbows P.R. in the gut, grabs his head, and then slams *P.R.’s* face onto the top of the timekeeper’s table! JESSE I think that all that water must have woken him up, Cole! COLE It might have Jess, with less than 20 minutes to go in this Iron Man Match, Brickston can’t afford to lose any more falls! Brickston takes a moment to catch his breath, and then staggers towards his weapon of choice: the timekeeper’s chair. Brickston grabs the steel chair, rests on the ring apron, and then lifts the steel chair over his head--Earl Hebner snatches the steel chair away from Brickston! JESSE Now why did he do that for!? COLE Because the referee wants a fair fight, Jess! What’s so hard to understand about that!? JESSE He’s interjecting himself into this match! Earl Hebner is not the star of this match! Brickston is! He’s trying to hog all of the spotlight! COLE Oh come on! The referee throws the steel chair aside and reprimends Brickston for trying to use it. Brickston yells at the ref, while Vitamin X screams out, “WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?” JESSE Yeah! You tell ‘im, X! The crowd cheers loudly for the referee stopping the would-be chairshot. Brickston gets in the referee’s face about stopping the chairshot. He eventually goes back to the match. And just in time, as Tha Puerto Rican nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple on the outside! And another Rock punch! And a third Rock punch! VITAMIN X GET BACK ON THE BALL, BRICKSTON! 17:43 left to go in the Iron Man Match. PRL grabs Brickston by his hair, and then whips him into the ring steps right shoulder first so hard that the top ring steps fall onto the protective mats! VITAMIN X DAMNIT! Brickston lies on the ground clutching his right shoulder in pain! The camera does a close-up of the pain on Brickston’s face! The crowd cheers! COLE We are tied with almost 15 minutes left in the 60-Minute Iron Man Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! And the next fall, if there IS a next fall, might decide the whole match and who leaves the Alamodome the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! PRL takes a moment to relax on the ring apron, and then walks over to where Brickston is slowly starting to get up. Vitamin X looks on worried. PRL is sucking wind as he walks over to where Brickston is crawling at ringside. Brickston falls on his face. He tries to beg off, but PRL is still walking slowly after him. The OAOAST Starbucks™ Double Shot Instant Replay shows Tha Puerto Rican whipping Brickston into the ring steps again from a different angle. PR grumbles angrily as he picks Brickston up, and walks with him around the ringside area while the crowd cheers loudly. 17:13 are left as Tha Puerto Rican whips Brickston into the barricade--Brickston reverses, and it is Tha Puerto Rican that hits the barricade back-first HARD! But just as quickly as PRL hits the barricade does he come back, rushing out of the barricade just as Brickston puts his head down to give Brickston a spinning neckbreaker onto the floor! Both Brickston and PRL lie on the ground, sweating and breathing hard. Earl Hebner checks on both men. COLE 17 minutes to go! Tied at 5! Referee Earl Hebner starting his 10 count again! PRL sits up first as Brickston is on his hands and knees. Tha Puerto Rican is the first to get to a vertical base. EARL HEBNER GET BACK IN THE RING RIGHT NOW! THA PUERTO RICAN I know! Shut up! PRL throws Brickston back into the ring. He looks at the clock and sees that he’s still got 16:35 to break the tie if he so wishes. PR slides into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He stands up and picks Brickston up. After punching him in the face several times, Tha Puerto Rican whips Brickston into the ropes--Brickston reverses, PRL bounces off of the ropes, PRL rushes forward, Brickston grabs Puerto Rican, and then slams him back down HARD onto the mat! Bossman Slam! COLE Bossman Slam! Bossman Slam from Brickston! VITAMIN X YEAH! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his right leg. He has an evil smile on his face as Earl Hebner makes the count, with Vitamin X mouthing along. The crowd boos. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (43:39) *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE And Brickston breaks the tie! JESSE That doesn’t surprise me at all, Michael Cole! Brickston sits on his knees and laughs manically as he stares down at Tha Puerto Rican! Vitamin X applauds Brickston, pumping his fists into the air and shouting “YES! WOOO! YES!” Tha Puerto Rican is knocked out following the Bossman Slam! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 6 Tha Puerto Rican: 5 Time remaining: 16:03 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE With just 16 minutes left, and Brickston has taken the lead! JESSE He’s doing it, Cole! He’s really doing it! Brickston is gonna win some gold here tonight! Having a surge of adrenaline following that last fall, Brickston stands up, an evil smile on his face, and grabs P.R. by his right hand, dragging him towards the ropes. Vitamin X looks on confused. COLE Uh…where’s he going? JESSE I have no clue. Your guess is as good as mine. Brickston makes sure PRL is near the ropes…and then covers him again, this time putting his feet on the top ring rope! Earl Hebner doesn’t see this, despite the crowd trying to let him know of this illegal tactic, and makes the count. Vitamin X looks on anxious. COLE Hey! Wait a minute! What--what the--what the hell!? JESSE Brilliant! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (44:06) “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE No! Brickston furthers his lead by two! JESSE Smart wrestling! Taking advantage of a downed and out wrestler! COLE Yeah, by putting his feet on the ropes! JESSE I didn’t say he WASN’T cheating, Cole! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 7 Tha Puerto Rican: 5 Time remaining: 15:42 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So in less than a minute, Brickston has managed to pick up TWO falls to extend his lead as we head into the final 15 minutes of this match-up! JESSE I know! Isn’t it fabulous!? We WILL see something special happen here tonight at AngleSlam 2008 after all, Cole! COLE Is time running out on Tha Puerto Rican’s OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign!? Brickston takes a deep breath as he gets off of Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X is applauding like mad on the outside. A “P.R.!” chant starts up from the crowd. Brickston looks up at the clock and sees that there are now exactly 15 minutes left in the match. COLE 15 minutes left! ¾ of a way home in this match-up! Brickston slowly stands up, a sinister smile on his face, and starts stomping on PRL! He takes a moment to catch his breath, slowing down now that he has a 2 fall lead. Brickston picks PRL up by his left hand, takes him to the ropes, and then delivers an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. Tha Puerto Rican bounces off of the ropes, right into a Sleeperhold from Brickston! COLE A Sleeperhold! Brickston with a Sleeperhold, trying to stretch his lead out further! JESSE Brickston is going for the nail in the coffin, Cole! Arms limp, PRL is trapped in the Sleeperhold with no signs of moving. Earl Hebner checks on Puerto. Brickston grins as he cinches the hold tight. VITAMIN X THAT’S IT! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE THE AIR OUT OF HIM! COLE Vitamin X instructing Brickston to go in for the kill! JESSE He has to, Cole! We are less than 15 minutes from the end of this match! If there is any time to put this thing away, it’s now! Vitamin X looks at the clock and sees that 14:29 is left. PRL, while still on his feet, barely has the strength to lift his right arm into the air. JESSE Think of how proud Vitamin X is! Only 14:25 away from managing his first ever OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! COLE It’s not over yet! Tha Puerto Rican trying to fight back, down by 2, with less than 15 minutes remaining! JESSE Look at him! He’s out! It’s over! COLE Never say never with Tha Puerto Rican, Jess! His back has been against the wall before, and he’s pulled through! JESSE But he has never fought Brickston in an Iron Man Match before, Cole! I think this time, Tha Puerto Rican might be WAY WAY WAY over his head! Tha Puerto Rican’s eyes are only half-opened. Brickston sneers as he continues applying the Sleeperhold on Puerto Rican. Earl Hebner checks on PRL again as the crowd cheers louder and louder for their Champ. PRL falls to his right knee, and then quickly falls to both knees, still locked in the Sleeperhold. PR then falls onto the mat! The crowd cheers louder than before. PRL weakly outstretches his left arm into the air. Blood is still dripping down Tha Puerto Rican’s right eye. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air. It falls. “ONE!” COLE Tha Puerto Rican is barely moving! JESSE He’s finished, Cole! Done! Finito! Kaput! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican again. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air again. It falls. “TWO!” “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” JESSE It is over! COLE The Bossman Slam has taken what’s left of Tha Puerto Rican’s energy out of him! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican one more time. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air for the third time. It falls--NO! IT STAYS UP IN THE AIR! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” JESSE Ah nuts. Tha Puerto Rican makes a fist with his left hand and starts shaking it! Brickston can’t believe that PRL is still in the match! Neither can Vitamin X! PRL grabs at Brickston’s head and then sits up, his teeth clenched and his fists shaking! P.R. gets to his right knee! He then gets to a vertical base, still trapped in the Sleeperhold! P.R. punches Brickston in the stomach! He then does it again! And a third time, finally escaping the Sleeperhold! He then nails Brickston with Rock-style punches to the temple, dazing the big man! VITAMIN X BLOCK! BLOCK! COLE That’s gotta be nothing but adrenaline getting the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion back into it! Guts! Adrenaline! Those left hands not as effective as they once were! PRL taunts Brickston, and then rushes backwards towards the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward RIGHT INTO ANOTHER SLEEPERHOLD FROM BRICKSTON! VITAMIN X YES! COLE Brickston fires back with another Sleeperhold on PRL! JESSE He got him again! PRL flails his arms around, but then falls to his righrt knee, and then immediately falls to the mat! Brickston still has the Sleeperhold applied on Tha Puerto Rican on the mat! PRL’s eyes are closed shut! Brickston cinches the hold tight as the crowd roots PRL on. Vitamin X slaps the mat, rooting his client on. JESSE If Brickston could actually get piggybacked, if he could put all of his weight on Tha Puerto Rican, plus cutting off all of the--the blood supply AND the oxygen supply to Tha Puerto Rican’s head, it would all be over! COLE 13 minutes left in this match-up! PRL is not moving, trapped in the Sleeperhold, blood dripping down his right eye. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. PRL’s eyes are glazed over. BRICKSTON This is it! COLE PRL’s eyes almost rolling back in his head! JESSE So, he’s ripping off The Undertaker now? COLE Will you stop!? Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican as the crowd has quieted down. Brickston has an evil grin on his face. Vitamin X nods, an evil smile on his face. Earl Hebner raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air. It falls. “ONE!” COLE PRL, his arms are not moving! His hands are not moving! JESSE He’s done for, Cole! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican again. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air a second time. It falls. “TWO!” COLE He doesn’t know where he is! Brickston smiles evilly, feeling that the end is near for Tha Puerto Rican and his OAOAST Championship reign. “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” JESSE Brickston is in complete control right now! Just look at the picture in front of you! COLE Tha Puerto Rican is out of it! He can’t even move! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air once more. It falls. “THREE! THAT’S IT!” *BZZZZZZZZZT* (47:25) COLE And so Brickston takes a commanding THREE FALL lead with 12:30 left in this 60-Minute Iron Man Match! JESSE BRICKSTON’S GONNA DO IT! HE’S GONNA BECOME WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT AT ANGLESLAM! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 8 Tha Puerto Rican: 5 Time remaining: 12:25 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Tha Puerto Rican has an even BIGGER challenge in front of him! Less than 15 minutes to go, and down by 3! JESSE Brickston is just 12:14 away from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! I just know it! Brickston still has the Sleeperhold applied! JESSE Brickston going for a FOUR fall lead! EARL HEBNER COME ON NOW! LET GO! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Brickston lets go of the Sleeperhold! He glances at the referee with an evil smile on his face. Vitamin X also has an evil smile on his face. COLE Brickston’s not bothered! He’s not worried! He KNOWS that he’s got a 3 fall lead over Tha Puerto Rican with almost 10 minutes to go in this match-up! He’s not worried at this stage of the game! JESSE As well he shouldn’t be! He can coast by for the next 12 minutes! It’s PR who’s got to be worried now! COLE You can feel the pressure grow as every second ticks by! Closer and closer to the end of this Iron Man and the possible crowning of a NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion! JESSE It’s DEFINITELY going to happen, Michael Cole! It’s just a matter of time! Brickston looks over at Vitamin X, who gives him a thumbs up. Brickston nods his head. He gets on his knees and starts pummeling Tha Puerto Rican’s face with rights! Brickston gets some of Tha Puerto Rican’s blood on his knuckles, but he seems to enjoy having the blood of Tha Puerto Rican on his hand! Brickston taunts PRL as he pummels him! COLE We are at exactly 12 minutes to go in this Iron Man Match with Brickston showing little sign of letting up, even with a 3 fall lead! JESSE He’s not gonna stop till the end, Michael Cole! And that’s the way it should be! COLE But you just said that he can coast by for the next 12 minutes! JESSE No I didn’t. Brickston looks at the clock and sees that there is 11:24 left. So, Brickston continues punching PRL in the face! Brickston stops, stands up, and poses, drawing boos. Vitamin X is the only person applauding him! COLE Look at Brickston! So arrogant! JESSE He has a right to be! HE’S the one with the lead now, Cole! Vitamin X points to his client and says, “YEAH!” Brickston points to himself and says, “THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS RIGHT HERE, BABY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He sneers at the crowd. Brickston spits in the general direction of the fans, and then goes back to sneering at the fans. Brickston goes back to Tha Puerto Rican. Brickston goes to pick Tha Puerto Rican up-- THA PUERTO RICAN SURPRISES BRICKSTON WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE~!!! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (49:24) *BZZZZZZZZZT* Brickston sits up stunned! Vitamin X is also stunned by this! Tha Puerto Rican goes back to lying on the mat in pain! The crowd cheers loudly! JESSE He weasled him in, Cole! Tha Puerto Rican weaseled Brickston in! COLE Tha Puerto Rican shocked Brickston with that inside cradle! He has managed to score a fall with almost 10 minutes to go! JESSE He goldbricked him, Cole! He played the weasel and Brickston fell for it! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 8 Tha Puerto Rican: 6 Time remaining: 10:34 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Tha Puerto Rican manages to score a very important fall! He is now down by two! JESSE Time is of the essence! Brickston is now PISSED OFF~! Seeing Tha Puerto Rican lying on the mat, Brickston quickly covers the P.R. Menace! COLE Brickston trying to extend the lead by three again! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEFT SHOULDER UP!!! VITAMIN X DAMNIT! COLE And Tha Puerto Rican got the shoulders up! Somehow, someway, the OAOAST Champion got his left shoulder off of the canvas at the 10 minute mark! Brickston sits on his knees, disappointed. He takes a moment to charge up his stamina meter as it is on empty. PRL is still lying on the mat, breathing hard. The camera does a close-up of the scoreboard as the clock continues ticking away. 10:05, 10:04, 10:03, 10:02, 10:01 10:00 10 minutes are left on the clock as Brickston exits the ring and climbs the top rope. COLE Brickston’s going to the top!? JESSE He’s desperate to keep his lead, Michael Cole! You gotta do what you gotta do to win! Brickston is hunched over on the top rope. Tha Puerto Rican is slowly getting up when he sees Brickston on the top rope. So, PRL rushes over and bounces off of the ropes, causing Brickston to lose his balance and crotch himself on the top rope! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” JESSE I see PRL is resorting to his old ways again! COLE You gotta do what you gotta do to win! JESSE Shut up. COLE Yes sir. Brickston screams out in pain! The crowd cheers loudly. Vitamin X holds his own crotch as perhaps a form of sympathy pain for Brickston. Tha Puerto Rican lets out a mighty roar, mocking Brickston! PRL chuckles. PRL then nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple while Brickston is crotched on the top rope! JESSE Be defensive! Tha Puerto Rican nails Brickston with several more Rock punches as Brickston remains crotched on the top turnbuckle! 9:34 is shown on the clock as PRL climbs the top rope himself. PRL looks at the crowd. He then grabs Brickston, jumps up, wraps his legs around Brickston’s head, and then brings him down to the mat with a Frankensteiner! COLE Frankensteiner! Frankensteiner on Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican stops to take a deep breath. He then starts pummeling Brickston with lefts on the mat! JESSE He’s gotta hurry up and get the pin! None of this will matter in the long run if Tha Puerto Rican is unable to take the lead over Brickston with less than 10 minutes left to go! COLE You’re right about that, Jess! Tha Puerto Rican MUST MUST score TWO more falls if he can even hope to go to Sudden Death with Brickston! PRL stops pummeling Brickston to look at the clock. He sees that there is 9:00 left in the match. PRL picks Brickston up. He taunts him while doing so. Puerto Rican then backs Brickston into the ropes, punches him, then grabs Brickston’s left hand and whips him into the opposite ropes. Brickston reverses. PRL bounces off of the ropes. Brickston goes for a clothesline, PRL ducks the clothesline, stops in his tracks, turns around, waits for Brickston to turn around. KICK WHAM STUNNER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 COLE Cappa Killa! Cappa Killa on Brickston! JESSE No! The crowd explodes with cheers! Tha Puerto Rican quickly runs over and covers Brickston, hooking his right leg! Vitamin X is shaking his head! Earl Hebner counts, as does the crowd! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (51:24) *BZZZZZZZZZT* “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Tha Puerto Rican picks up ANOTHER victory! JESSE How does he do it, Cole!? P.R. pumps his fists in victory. He mouths off to Brickston as Vitamin X stands there shocked. BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! The crowd cheers loudly! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 8 Tha Puerto Rican: 7 Time remaining: 8:29 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE With 8:29 left, Tha Puerto Rican comes within one! JESSE Brickston still has got the lead and that’s all that matters! COLE Yeah, but for how much longer? JESSE Until the match ends! Duh! COLE Time keeps ticking away, with Tha Puerto Rican gaining the momentum more and more as each second passes! It is nut cutting time at 8:25! JESSE ‘Nut cutting time‘!? Tha Puerto Rican stands up. He sees that there is 8:19 left on the clock. Brickston is starting to get up. PRL glances over at him. Brickston goes to his side. He then gets on his hands and knees. Brickston crawls around the ring. PRL sees this and goes over to grab Brickston by his right hand. He then spins around, putting Brickston in a La Magistral Cradle! 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (52:02) *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE And Tha Puerto Rican ties it up! I don’t believe it! Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat with a sly smile on his face. Brickston is still a bit groggy. Vitamin X is almost having a panic attack on the outside while the crowd cheers loudly. COLE With 8 minutes to go, Tha Puerto Rican has managed to tie it up! It’s anybody’s game! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 8 Tha Puerto Rican: 8 Time remaining: 7:55 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The crowd cheers loudly! COLE Tha Puerto Rican has been miraculously able to get THREE falls within a TEN minute span! Unbelieveable! JESSE Brickston will come back! He will find a way! COLE We are tied at 8 with 8 minutes left! How about that? Tha Puerto Rican sits up. He wipes the sweat off of his forehead, and then stands up. The Latin Lion picks Brickston up. He whips Brickston into the ropes, and follows that up with a back elbow that staggers Brickston! Puerto Rican then grabs Brickston and measures him up. He then nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He follows that up with another Rock punch. Brickston stumbles into the ropes. Seeing this, Tha Puerto Rican walks back a few steps and then charges forward building speed. Tha Puerto Rican clotheslines Brickston over the top rope and onto the floor! PRL rests his head on the top ring rope. COLE Tha Puerto Rican’s dream is in danger of ending, and I think that is his sole motivation at this juncture! JESSE It just might be, but Brickston is going to end his dream tonight anyway! PRL takes a deep breath, and then exits the ring. P.R. rests on the outside. He then picks Brickston up as 7:05 remains in the Iron Man Match. PRL drags Brickston over to the spot where Brickston crash into the ring steps. The top ring steps are gone now, so PRL slams Brickston’s face onto the bottom ring steps! THA PUERTO RICAN Jabroni. PRL then grabs Brickston and drags him over to the other side of the ring. Once there, P.R. knees Brickston in the gut! 6:53 are left as Tha Puerto Rican knees Brickston in the stomach again! PRL taunts Brickston, and then pulls his legs out from right under him! The back of Brickston’s head hits the protective mats HARD! JESSE Uh-oh. PRL lifts Brickston up by his knee pads, grabs ahold of his legs… THA PUERTO RICAN YOUR ASS IS MINE! …and then CATAPULTS Brickston right into a ring post! COLE Tha Puerto Rican catapulted Brickston FACE-FIRST into the ring post! JESSE He ruined Brickston’s matinee idol looks! COLE Don’t make me laugh! Brickston is now groggy. He grabs onto the ring post, but then falls to his knees, before just collapsing onto the floor! COLE Steel meets skull, and steel wins at 6 and a half minutes left! Tha Puerto Rican gets onto his right knee and rests near Sofa Central. He then stands up, still a bit fatigued. Earl Hebner checks on Brickston while Vitamin X only stands back and watches, concerned for his client. THA PUERTO RICAN I’ve got him. Brickston is on his knees on the outside. He uses the ring apron to pull himself back up to his feet. PRL slowly walks towards where Brickston is kneeling down. P.R. picks Brickston up. He whips Brickston into the nearest set of ring steps--NO!--Brickston reverses, and it is Tha Puerto Rican who hits the ring steps right-shoulder first, HARD! PR hit the ring steps so HARD that the top ring steps fell off! PRL lies on the floor, holding his right shoulder in pain! COLE And Brickston strikes back! JESSE Like he always does! Everything Tha Puerto Rican has, Brickston has a counter for! It’s what happens when you face your former teacher! COLE But will the student beat the teacher to become World Heavyweight Champion here tonight? JESSE It looks more and more that way each second that passes, Michael Cole! PRL continues holding his right shoulder in pain. 6:06 is shown on the clock. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. PRL swats him away. 6:00 are left in the match as Brickston walks over and picks Tha Puerto Rican up. He then throws Tha Puerto Rican back into the ring. Brickston hops onto the ring apron, and then enters the ring himself. COLE We are under 6 minutes, UNDER SIX MINUTES, with the score tied 8-8! Brickston takes a deep breath. He then walks over and stomps on Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up and punches him in the face several times. COLE Brickston trying to take the lead with under 6 minutes left in the Iron Man Match! Brickston grabs P.R. by his left hand, and then gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. P.R. bounces off fo the ropes, right into a MASSIVE clothesline from Brickston that causes Tha Puerto Rican to do a 360-degree spin before falling onto the mat! The crowd groans! COLE Oh my! What a clothesline! Talk about a Clothesline From Hell! JESSE THAT is how you do a clothesline! JBL ain’t got NOTHING on Brickston! Brickston makes the cover! Earl Hebner counts. Vitamin X counts along. 1... 2... 2 ½ 2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (54:24) *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE And Brickston takes back the lead! JESSE Like that’s surprising!? Brickston nods his head, an evil smile on his face. He is on his knees, breathing hard, while Vitamin X applauds Brickston from the outside. The crowd boos loudly. Tha Puerto Rican holds his face in pain. COLE Brickston with a crucial pinfall in the final minutes of the match! JESSE It’s just a matter of time, Cole! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 9 Tha Puerto Rican: 8 Time remaining: 5:32 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Brickston takes back the lead with almost 5 minutes left to go in this Iron Man Match! He leads now 9-8! JESSE He is on the cusp of his first ever World Championship reign, Michael Cole! I can feel it! Can you? COLE Well-- JESSE Of course you can’t, because you never believed in him! COLE I-- JESSE SAVE IT, MICHAEL! It’s too late to go back now! Too late to apologize! It’s too late! Brickston asks Vitamin X what he should do now. X says to keep on attacking P.R. Brickston nods his head and gives his manager a cheesy thumbs up. VX responds with a cheesy thumbs up of his own. Brickston starts choking PRL! Earl Hebner orders Brickston to let go at the count of 5. He lets go at 4. Brickston grins evilly at the referee, as does Vitamin X. Brickston chuckles at PRL in pain. He picks PRL up. He then walks behind PRL. Brickston charges forward, jumps up, and gives PRL the Throwback! COLE The Throwback on PRL! An impressive move from a man Brickston’s size, able to leap OVER Tha Puerto Rican like that! JESSE He does all that and MORE, Cole! Brickston looks at the clock and sees that there is 5:12 left on the clock. Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up…and gets punched in the stomach! He gets punched in the stomach again! And again! And again! And again! PRL gives him an European Uppercut with 5:05 remaining on the clock. He then punches Brickston in the face several times! 5:00 Tha Puerto Rican scoops Brickston up, and slams him down onto the mat! This causes the crowd to cheer loudly, since they know what is coming up next. COLE Uh-oh! He could be going for it! We are getting closer and closer to the end, and PRL is going to go high risk now! JESSE Oh no. Tha Puerto Rican taunts Brickston and Vitamin X, and then exits the ring. P.R. climbs the top rope. COLE PRL going with what brought him to the dance! His incredible high-flying abilities! Tha Puerto Rican removes his left elbow pad and then throws it into the crowd. P.R. is hunched over on the top rope. He then stands up tall on the top turnbuckle. PRL looks down at Brickston, looks at Vitamin X, and then looks at the crowd. He nods with a smile on his face…and then leaps off of the top rope, doing the “Up yours!” hand gesture in mid-air, and then drives his left elbow into Brickston’s body to the delight of the crowd! COLE And he hits it! The People’s Elbow Drop on Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican pumps his fists in a premature victory celebration, and then covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts, with the crowd counting along and PRL nodding his head with each slap to the mat. Vitamin X shakes his head. COLE Could this tie it up? 1! 2! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (55:54) *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE And it does! “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tha Puerto Rican pumps his fists again! Vitamin X slaps the mat in frustration. COLE Tha Puerto Rican somehow, someway pulls out a fall with under 5 minutes left in this match! His OAOAST World Heavyweight Title hanging in the balance! JESSE I cannot explain how he is able to do this! I really can’t! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 9 Tha Puerto Rican: 9 Time remaining: 4:04 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE We are tied at 9 a piece and it is looking more and more likely that we are heading into Sudden Death! JESSE 4 minutes left! COME ON BRICKSTON! BREAK THE TIE! NOW! NOT LATER! NOW! Gitty over tying, PRL stands up and taunts Brickston! 4:00 Tha Puerto Rican kicks Brickston with his shaky leg kicks. Suddenly, Vitamin X gets onto the ring apron. Earl Hebner orders VX to get off of the ring apron. As The X-Man and The Ref Man (Groan) are arguing, Brickston hits Tha Puerto Rican squared in the crotch! “OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Hey! Wait a minute! Brickston is cheating behind the ref’s back! JESSE You act so shocked by this! PRL grabs his crotch and hobbles in pain in the ring. Brickston is on his knees, but he stands up to watch PRL hobble around the ring holding his junk. Meanwhile, Vitamin X hops off of the ring apron with the referee none the wiser. JESSE Grade A cheating from Brickston and Vitamin X with four minutes left in the match! Brickston grabs PRL and rolls him up in an inside cradle! Earl Hebner counts along with Vitamin X! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (56:27) *BZZZZZZZZZT* “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Brickston screams out in joy! As does Vitamin X! PRL is still holding his special area in pain. Vitamin X holds up three fingers to symbolize that there are a little over 3 minutes left in the match. COLE And Brickston once again takes control of the match with just under 4 minutes to go in the Iron Man Match! JESSE I told you that he was going to do it! That he was going to win! But did you believe me!? Nooooooooooooooooo! Well now you, and everybody else, better learn to love the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Brickston, because that is exactly what you are going to get in just under 4 minutes! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 10 Tha Puerto Rican: 9 Time remaining: 3:33 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE 3:33 left in the Iron Man Match with Brickston leading by one! JESSE It’s all over, Cole! How will PRL be able to come back with less than 4 minutes left! He can’t! COLE He’s been fighting for over 50 minutes, Jesse! I don’t expect him to stop now! JESSE I do. He’s tired. He’ll give up. It’s what he always does. Brickston punches PRL in the face several times. He then picks Puerto Rican up. Brickston continues punching Tha Puerto Rican in the face, taking him into the ropes. Brickston then grabs Puerto Rican by his right hand, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Tha Puerto Rican bounces off of the ropes. Brickston goes for another MASSIVE clothesline. Tha Puerto Rican ducks the MASSIVE clothesline, rushes forward, bounces off of the ropes, rushes forward, ducks another attempt at the MASSIVE clothesline from Brickston, rushes towards the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, ducks yet another MASSIVE clothesline attempt from Brickston, rushes forward, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward, and nails Brickston with a flying forearm which knocks Brickston down to the mat! Tha Puerto Rican KIPS UP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Tha Puerto Rican bounces up and down, getting the crowd fired up! Vitamin X is dreading what’s going to happen next! Brickston lies on the mat, holding his face in pain. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has got his second wind! He is feeling the energy now! JESSE Oh no! Tha Puerto Rican heads to a turnbuckle corner. He points to Brickston…and then starts stomping his right foot ala Shawn Michaels. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL stomps his foot with the crowd clapping in unison. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. COLE Tha Puerto Rican ‘tuning up the band’! Getting ready to deliver some Sweet Chin Music with less than 3 minutes remaining in this match! 3:00 Tha Puerto Rican continues stomping his right foot. Brickston slowly gets to his side. COLE Can PRL tie it up!? Again!? JESSE No! No! No! He can’t! Tha Puerto Rican motions for Brickston to get up! Brickston, sweating, breathing hard, and in pain, is on his side. He soon gets to his hands and knees. COLE 2:50 left in this Iron Man Match, and yet PRL still has a lot of energy left in him! Brickston takes a deep breath, and then gets to his right knee. He takes a few seconds to slowly rise up to a vertical base. The crowd is anxiously awaiting the Sweet Chin Music. Vitamin X is desperately trying to warn Brickston of what’s behind him! PRL has a smile on his face a mile wide as he continues stomping his right foot. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. COLE 2:45 left, PRL looking to tie it! JESSE LOOK OUT BRICKSTON! BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU! Brickston slowly gets up. Brickston stands up straight. He takes a deep breath, wipes his forehead, and then turns around, tired, in pain, breathing hard, sweating, and groggy. Tha Puerto Rican sees this and charges forward. A hush silence falls over the crowd. VITAMIN X LOOK OUT! Except for Vitamin X, who tries in vain to get Brickston to notice the Sweet Chin Music coming his way, but… *KA-POW~!!!* …it’s too late. “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE Sweet Chin Music! The Sweet Chin Music connects! Tha Puerto Rican is looking to tie it up right here! JESSE I don’t believe it! Vitamin X is freaking out on the outside! Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his right leg. Earl Hebner counts, along with the crowd. PRL nods his head along with each slap to the mat. Brickston holds his jaw in pain. 1... 2... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (57:38) *BZZZZZZZZZT* The crowd cheers loudly! PRL mouths, “Yes.” Vitamin X freaks out on the outside. COLE Tha Puerto Rican ties it up, thereby making it 10 falls EACH for both men! I have NEVER seen that before in an Iron Man Match! JESSE Just another example of the One And Only AngleSault Thread doing things you ain’t never seen before! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 10 Tha Puerto Rican: 10 Time remaining: 2:19 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE 2:19 to go in the Iron Man Match, and it is TIED at 10 a piece! PRL quickly picks up Brickston. He punches him in the face several times. Brickston scratches PRL in the eyes! PRL stumbles. Brickston then grabs Puerto and gives him a vertical suplex! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X holds onto Tha Puerto Rican’s legs while Earl Hebner makes the count! COLE Hey ref! Hey ref! ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (57:57) *BZZZZZZZZZT* The crowd boos loudly! Brickston screams! Vitamin X already starts celebrating on the outside! COLE Vitamin X helps Brickston take the lead again! JESSE It’s going to happen, Michael! Brickston is walking out of here the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! COLE If he can hold on for the next 2 minutes, he will! JESSE He wil! I can feel it! PRL sits up, PISSED OFF! BUFFER The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 11 Tha Puerto Rican: 10 Time remaining: 2:03 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Brickston is up by one as we head into the 2 minute warning! 2:00 PRL stands up and sees Vitamin X already celebrating. So he power walks over to where Vitamin X is and grabs him by his head, lifting him up onto the ring apron! The crowd cheers loudly! JESSE P.R.! What are you doing!? PRL yells at a terrified Vitamin X…and then punches him in the face, knocking him off of the ring apron and onto the floor! Vitamin X is kissing the protective mats! COLE Tha Puerto Rican has taken Vitamin X out of the Iron Man Match! JESSE Why did he do that for!? He was just on the outside being a manager! COLE And interfering, like in that last fall! JESSE Oh, that was once in a while, not the whole match! COLE You’ve…got a point. But still…it’s the principle of the thing. JESSE Yeah, right. Hater. PRL jaw jacks with the unconscious Vitamin X some more. He flips him off. Tha Puerto Rican then turns around…just in time to duck a clothesline (but not MASSIVE clothesline) attempt by Brickston. As a result, Brickston bounces off of the ropes. He charges forward… …right into a SPINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEBUSTAH~!!! from Tha Puerto Rican! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” JESSE AAH! COLE Spinebuster! Are we about to see it!? Are we about to tie this thing up again!? PRL pops back up and jaw jacks Brickston. With Brickston lying in the center of the ring, Tha Puerto Rican sees no better time than now to…kick Brickston’s right arm onto his chest. COLE We are about to see it! JESSE Oh no! Tha Puerto Rican removes his right elbow pad and then throws it into the crowd. P.R. then does some weird hand signals, and then bounces off of the ropes, leaps over Brickston, and then bounces off of the opposite ropes. COLE It is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling: The Puerto Rico Elbow! Tha Puerto Rican charges forward, stops, does a “muscular” pose, and then drops The Puerto Rico Elbow onto Brickston! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE That’s how he won the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! Is this how he will tie it up!? Again!? Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts, along with the crowd. Vitamin X is still knocked out on the outside. 1... 2... 2 ½ 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (58:25) *BZZZZZZZZZT* COLE We are tied! AGAIN! JESSE NO! BRICKSTON LET THE LEAD SLIP FROM HIM! PRL sneers at Brickston as he gets off of him! PRL jaw jacks to him! COLE It’s tied up! It’s tied up! JESSE AW! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 11 Tha Puerto Rican: 11 Time remaining: 1:30 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE 90 seconds remain in this Iron Man Match! And we are tied! JESSE Come on Brickston! Break the tie! You’ve still got 90 seconds left! PRL stands up and beats on Brickston some more! He picks Brickston up and whips him into the ropes. He follows with a hurricarana that sends Brickston onto the mat! PRL hooks the legs! Earl Hebner counts. 1... 2... KICK OUT!!! JESSE There’s still life in Brickston! He is still in this match! As long as he is breathing, he is in this match! PRL slaps the mat in frustration! PRL looks at the clock and sees that there is 1:11 left in the match! PRL stands up. He throws a “Killa B” to his fans. COLE 1 minute and 10 seconds is all that is left in this Iron Man Match! Suddenly, Brickston surprises PRL by grabbing him and shoving him onto the mat! Brickston then stands up. He grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s right leg with his left hand, and then grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s right foot with his right hand. Brickston then begins twisting the ankle as Tha Puerto Rican cries out in pain! COLE Anklelock! Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican with 1:05 left to go in this Iron Man Match! JESSE PRL IS GOING TO TAP OUT! PRL IS GOING TO GIVE UP! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I TOLD YA SO, MICHAEL COLE! Tha Puerto Rican screams out in pain as the seconds tick away! 1:04, 1:03, 1:02, 1:01 1:00 Brickston still has the Anklelock applied on Tha Puerto Rican and he is refusing to let go! Earl Hebner asks Tha Puerto Rican if he gives up! Tha Puerto Rican shakes his head “NO!” Brickston has PRL trapped in the center of the ring! The crowd is going nuts! :59 :58 :57 :56 :55 COLE 54 seconds remaining! If Tha Puerto Rican taps out, then I think there is no question that Brickston becomes OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion tonight at AngleSlam! JESSE HE WILL TAP, COLE! THA PUERTO RICAN IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE’LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP! :54 :53 :52 :51 :50 JESSE He won’t last the next 50 seconds! I just know he won’t! Brickston still retains the Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican! PRL desperately tries to reach the ropes, but is unable to! PRL is pulling out his hair, gritting his teeth, doing anything he can to block out the pain! COLE The pain must be unbearable! If Tha Puerto Rican can survive the next 45 seconds than he can go to Sudden Death against Brickston! JESSE HE CAN’T LAST ANOTHER SECOND! HE’S DONE FOR! :49 :48 :47 EARL HEBNER DO YOU GIVE UP!? THA PUERTO RICAN NO! :46 :45 BRICKSTON QUIT! :44 COLE Is the dream over!? Does the dream continue!? JESSE NO! NO! NO! IT’S OVER! :43 :42 Brickston twists the ankle as far as he can! PRL screams out in pain! PRL tries crawling to the ropes, but his efforts are in vain! Brickston has a tight grip on Tha Puerto Rican’s right ankle! “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” “P.R.!” :41 :40 :39 :38 Tha Puerto Rican keeps trying to escape the Anklelock, but is unable to! :37 :36 COLE 35 seconds, and PRL STILL hasn’t tapped out yet! JESSE HE WILL, COLE! HE WILL! :35 :34 :33 Tha Puerto Rican crawls, but Brickston pulls him back into the center of the ring! PRL fights and fights and fights, but is unable to reach the ropes! Earl Hebner checks on him. Tha Puerto Rican refuses to quit and give Brickston the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship though! :32 :31 :30 COLE Brickston has Tha Puerto Rican caught in the dead center of the ring! JESSE HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! AND HE WON’T LET GO UNTIL THA PUERTO RICAN QUITS OR HE HEARS THE SNAPPING OF HIS RIGHT ANKLE! COLE We may hear one of those two in 30 seconds, Jess! The crowd is anxious. Hoping PRL will not tap out! :29 :28 :27 :26 :25 Earl Hebner again asks PRL if he gives up! Tha Puerto Rican shakes his head. The camera does a close-up of Tha Puerto Rican’s face, writhing in pain! The camera does a close-up of Brickston, a look of RAGE~! on his face, absolutely determined to see PRL tap out in the next 25 seconds! COLE Brickston doesn’t want to wait until Sudden Death! He wants the win right here and right now! JESSE AND HE’S GONNA GET IT, COLE! HE WILL! :24 :23 :22 JESSE IT’S OVER! :21 :20 COLE 20 seconds to go, and Tha Puerto Rican STILL hasn’t tapped out! He has been in that DEADLY Anklelock for over a minute now! JESSE HE’LL TAP OUT! HE WILL! :19 :18 :17 :16 PRL continues shaking his head no! The crowd is going nuts! PRL screams out in pain! :15 JESSE 15 SECONDS UNTIL THE END OF THA PUERTO RICAN’S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN! :14 :13 Tha Puerto Rican screams the loudest that he has ever screamed in his entire life! :12 :11 COLE Here we go! 10 seconds left! :10 Tha Puerto Rican starts moving further, his teeth clenched. Brickston also has his teeth clenched, applying the Anklelock on PRL! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd counts the time left. :09 Tha Puerto Rican pushes forward. :08 Tha Puerto Rican pushes forward. :07 Tha Puerto Rican pushes Brickston off of his right ankle, BREAKING THE ANKLELOCK! :06 Brickston is sent into the ropes. :05 Brickston is bounced off of the ropes, where he is then grabbed from behind by Tha Puerto Rican and rolled up! The crowd cheers! :04 Earl Hebner gets into position. :03 1! :02 2! :01 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :00 *BZZZZZZZZZT* *DING DING DING* (60:00) “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” COLE THA PUERTO RICAN GOT THE PIN FALL! THA PUERTO RICAN WINS THE MATCH! THA PUERTO RICAN IS STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Tha Puerto Rican lets go of the roll up and lies on the mat, completely exhausted! Brickston quickly sits up, startled! He has a shocked look on his face as the bell rings! JESSE He got the pin!? Did he really get the pin!? COLE Yes! With one second remaining, PRL got the pin, breaking the tie, and preventing Sudden Death! Tha Puerto Rican has won the Iron Man Match! JESSE Oh rats! Brickston yells at the referee, who tells him that PRL got the pin before time expired. Brickston argues this point with the referee! But the referee’s decision still stands! BUFFER The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Therefore, Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Iron Man Match…and STILL One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Wooooooorrrrrlllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddd! The one, the only, the P.R. Menace, THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! “YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Score Brickston: 11 Tha Puerto Rican: 12 Time remaining: 0:00 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brickston can’t stand this and picks Tha Puerto Rican up! With a look of RAGE on his face, Brickston scoops the exhausted Puerto Rican onto his shoulders! COLE Hey! Wait a minute! Not now! The match is over! The crowd is pleading with him not to, but Brickston pays no mind to them, throwing PRL off of his shoulders and drilling him onto the mat with the KILLSWITCH~!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Killswitch! Damnit! The match is over! PRL won! What a sore loser Brickston is being! JESSE He was ONE SECOND AWAY from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! I’d be pissed off too! COLE Well, PRL won fair and square. SO he has nothing to complain about! Tha Puerto Rican proved tonight that HE, not Brickston, was the better athlete! JESSE ON THIS ONE NIGHT, COLE! Remember that for next time! And there WILL be a next time! Trust me on that one! Brickston stands up and looks down at the fallen PRL. He sneers at his former teacher and mentor. Brickston lets out a mighty roar and poses to LOUD boos from the fans! COLE Brickston, upset over losing the Iron Man Match, has taken his frustration out on the Champion in a big way! JESSE He sure did! That was a message to Tha Puerto Rican. The message was: ‘I ain’t going nowhere, and I am STILL gunning after your OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! So deal with it, pink boy!’ “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” Brickston ignores the chants, completely “In The Zone” so to speak. He lunges after Earl Hebner, and the referee quickly exits the ring. Tha Puerto Rican is still flat on his back, not moving a muscle, his eyes closed, breathing hard. Brickston paces back and forth in the ring. He then snorts, cracks his knuckles, screams, yells, growls, and then exits the ring. Brickston goes to where Vitamin X is lying after being attacked by Tha Puerto Rican and picks him up. Vitamin X is still a little woozy and can barely stand. His eyes are glazed over. Brickston scoops Vitamin X onto his right shoulder and then walks with him back to the entrance, the crowd showering the two with boos along the way. COLE Well, Brickston and Vitamin X are leaving now, thank God! JESSE I feel so bad for Brickston! He HAD it! But Tha Puerto Rican got lucky and won again! COLE Tha Puerto Rican was able to use all of the energy that he had left for one last move and it worked to perfection. Because of that rollup, it is HE, NOT Brickston, that is leaving the Alamodome the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Hey, I give Brickston all of the credit in the world. He put up one HELL of a fight and came awfully close to winning the match. But it was not to be! Tonight was Tha Puerto Rican’s night at AngleSlam! JESSE Geeze, rub it in, why don’t’cha? Brickston has a crazed look in his eyes as he carries Vitamin X to the entrance. He pushes the saloon doors and then power walks through the curtains, with Vitamin X in tow. The crowd boos loudly. A small “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” chant starts again. COLE Brickston, seconds away from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion? JESSE Yes, he was. COLE We may never know. JESSE We do know. He was. COLE Stop. Please! JESSE …No. COLE (Sighs) “Know Your Role 2000” starts playing. Earl Hebner grabs the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt from the timekeeper and hands it over to Tha Puerto Rican. Since Tha Puerto Rican is still flat on his back exhausted, the referee just drops the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt onto the chest of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. P.R. thanks him for this. He even gives the referee a cheesy thumbs up. Earl Hebner raises Tha Puerto Rican’s right hand in victory. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL has a smile on his face. COLE And there he is, STILL the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion after that BRUTAL, EXHAUSTING, HELLACIOUS Iron Man Match! Tha Puerto Rican wrestled for 60 minutes straight tonight and proved to the world how much guts and determination he really has! Tha Puerto Rican wins the Iron Man Match by a score of 12-11! JESSE Are you done? COLE Yes. JESSE Good. Tha Puerto Rican raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into the air while still flat on his back. He smiles as he does this. The crowd cheers loudly. Earl Hebner has left the ring, meaning that Tha Puerto Rican is the only man left in the ring. COLE After an incredible 60-minutes of non-stop action, Tha Puerto Rican stands, or well, lies down, STILL YOUR OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! JESSE I think I am going to puke! COLE But not before we see the ending one more time! JESSE UGH! The OAOAST AngleSlam 2008 logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending with Brickston applying the Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican with 20 seconds left on the clock. COLE Brickston had Tha Puerto Rican in the Anklelock for over a minute! PRL must have felt the most pain he had ever felt in his life! But still, somehow, someway, he pulled through, BREAKING the Anklelock hold, sending Brickston into the ropes where he proceeded to roll him up and get the 1, 2, 3, just as the 60-minute time limit expired! What an incredible ending to an INCREDIBLE match! The OAOAST AngleSlam 2008 logo flashes across the screen again. Tha Puerto Rican is starting to move in the ring. JESSE Brickston had it! HE HAD IT! COLE He almost did, but PRL, at the last second, pulled through to retain HIS Title! JESSE What a sad day in Brickston’s career! COLE But a great day in Tha Puerto Rican’s career! Tonight, he proved all of the naysayers wrong! He showed the world just WHY he is the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican overcame the biggest obstacle in his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign so far and can add this match to his growing list of successful OAOAST World Heavyweight Title defenses! What a night for Tha Puerto Rican! JESSE Somebody get me a Tylenol. COLE Nah. JESSE Bah! COLE HA! HA! JESSE As PRL continues to struggle to his feet, “Know Your Role 2000“ gets interrupted as The Wall by Kansas hits. COLE What is this? Alfdogg walks through the curtains, urging Josie Baker out with him, and holding his golden ticket. COLE Alfdogg making his way to the ring, but why? JESSE Ohhh, I'm starting to like this, Cole! COLE And why is Josie Baker with him? Alf and Josie step into the ring, and Alf explains everything to Josie. JESSE Alf said that people were going to start taking notice of the Deadly Alliance again, and I think this is where it starts! Alf signs his ticket and hands it to Josie, who then gathers the referee and Michael Buffer together. COLE ...does this mean what I think it does??? The huddle breaks, and Michael Buffer raises his mic up. BUFFER LLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...the following contest, is for the OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! JESSE YES! *DING DING DING* COLE I can't believe this! Alf using his favor from Josie, and this is an official match! Alf comes up from behind PRL, and hooks him in a cobra clutch, then snaps forward, executing the COBRA CLUTCH FACEBUSTER~!!! Alf covers... COLE Here's the cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JESSE YYYYYYYYYYYYES YES YES YES MOTHERFUCKING YES!!!!! COLE Alfdogg is the World champion! I don't believe this! The referee hands Alf the belt, and raises his hand. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen! The winner...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OGG!!!!! COLE What a shocker! Alfdogg, who came up short against Landon Maddix just ten days ago in the MITB semi-final, cashes in his favor, and now he's the OAOAST World champion for the third time! What must Landon be thinking right now? Alf celebrates with the belt on the ropes, but Josie calls over the referee. COLE Now what's going on? Josie explains something to the referee, then the camera pans down to the still out of it PRL, whose leg is lying under the bottom rope. COLE Hey wait a minute, this match may not be over, Jess! JESSE What do you mean it's not over? Alf just pinned PRL, he's the World champion! The referee explains the situation to Michael Buffer. COLE Wait a minute, let's hear this! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The referee has just informed me that Tha Puerto Rican's foot was UNDERNEATH THE ROPE during the three-count! The crowd cheers, as Alf, still with the belt on his shoulder, puts his hands on his head. BUFFER After consultation with our referee as well as OAOAST President Josie Baker, it has been ruled, that this match MUST CONTINUE~! COLE ALL RIGHT~! JESSE Wait, no, that's not fair! Alf pinned PRL, fair and square! He should be the champion! The referee tries to grab the belt from Alf, but Alf shoves him to the ground! Alf then flips the belt off of his shoulder and sizes up PRL...then takes a swing... ...but PRL ducks, gives him a kick to the gut, then delivers the P.R. NIGHTMARE ONTO THE TITLE BELT~!!!!!11111 COLE The P.R. Nightmare out of nowhere! Right onto the belt! JESSE This isn't happening! PRL covers, as the referee slides over... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* JESSE NNNNNNNNNNNNO NO NO NO MOTHERFUCKING NO!!!!! BUFFER The winner...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! JESSE :angry: :angry: COLE And PRL retains after all! A one hour title match, followed by an impromptu match against a three-time World champion, and PRL still walks out with the gold! Tha Puerto Rican continues living out his dream for another day! PRL rolls to the outside with the belt, as Know Your Role 2000 plays. He backs up the aisle, raising the belt, as Alf comes to and rolls to his stomach, staring him down in the aisle. COLE And I'll tell you what, Alf may not have won the title with that trick, but one thing's for sure...he said that tonight he would start making people notice the Deadly Alliance...and I guarantee you that the champ has taken notice after this! But Tha Puerto Rican has reason to celebrate! He has wrestled two matches in a span of 65 minutes! Tonight, Tha Puerto Rican PROVED that he DESERVES to be One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican stands at the entrance and raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head while smiling. The crowd cheers loudly as “Know Your Role 2000” continues playing over the P.A. system. This is the last image that we see before we fade to black. FADE TO BLACK