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MrRant

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  1. MrRant

    NBA Playoffs

    Apparently you people don't fucking read properly. Please head back to elementry school and work on your reading skills. Apparently Flik is still FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING SNAPPED on everyone. Its: He's fucking God damned snapped! Your post is also missing an Elk beating up on something. Geezus... You think you people could at least remember how to insult me properly. Work harder next time. Lightning ELK rises from his slumber and presents his horns in challenge...
  2. Jim Paxson got the axe in Cleveland today.
  3. Seahawks sign Andre Dyson. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/stor..._len&id=2042832
  4. I'm still waiting for Holodecks.
  5. It's a goddamn video game you dramatic fuck.
  6. Posted a long time ago in HD. By me no less.
  7. Great. Giving hippies money does no one any good.
  8. I can't wait till you beat your kids for spilling water on the carpet because they were asking for it and you're hauled off to jail were some dude with gold teeth fucks you in your corn field ass.
  9. MrRant

    NBA Playoffs

    Only think I know is I'm looking forward to pretty much all the series this year which hasn't happened for me in a long while.
  10. I liked Regulators. Exits thread.
  11. Solution #1: The solution is simple. Ask to fight the trouble in a manner similar to Amok Time. Then after showing your manly prowess and physical dominance you will prove your seed is superior and the girl will wish to mate with the "Alpha" male and will forget about the troubles. Solution #2: Fuck her mom. Then her sister. Then her sister and her mom. She will either be disgusted by this turn of events or she will decide to join in and let you fuck her ass. Solution #3: Tip drill the bitch yo.
  12. It would depend on your frame. If you had a skinny little frame then yes you would be.
  13. Depends on where you live. In WA there seems to be a lot of meth.
  14. If it means that we are finally getting rid of the Jews.....
  15. Please die.
  16. With all the recent desert movies, I'm waiting for people to walk around dressed as desert nomads.
  17. Wal-Mart will card you for Fuel Injector Cleaner if you don't look over 18.
  18. He just needs to wear a suit. And say nothing.
  19. No. Takes more skill though. Unless you have that Jalapeno night runny spurt shits.
  20. Urine is sterile but still nasty.
  21. I'd probably take the kid just slightly above those stupid JLO commercials.
  22. I laughed when Wally immediately demanded to start after being eliminated from the post season.
  23. Someone needs to throw a payphone at Mike.
  24. Because you have to have to promote your token black guy.
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