MrRant

Well I could personally see AS making her do it again until she get's it right while ranting on and on about her "doing her best". While Sandman would probably just break a light tube over her head.

^ Will rename himself Lightning Elk for MrRant's pleasure for 1 month.

God help you two if (and when) you are banging some girl she doesn't take the cumshot exactly right.

I would agree with TC. I would be happy for the M's just to fucking make it there.

This was posted like last month. Get with the times loser.

Try having Irish, German, English and Russian blood. If I get pissed.... don't be there.

That would be the cousin that fucked another cousin and got kicked out. First cousin twice removed is the family let them back in but they fucked the other cousin again.

*Checks map of the United States* Oh yeah..... Delaware.....

I am thinking we may need to go with something good lookin but possibly generic until I can get a custom theme done (1. I don't have a lot of time to do it and 2. I have no artistic ability. At all.). Here is one I found that is nice. Black which is good. Built in forums:

Some on should changes his screenname to Agent of Love for a day.

^ Hey... look who can apparently type with out enormous pain and agony.

The Mariners have been denied permission by the Oakland Athletics to interview their general manager, Billy Beane, for the same position in Seattle. According to Saturday's Seattle Times, the Mariners could switch to another Oakland target, Paul DePodesta, Beane's assistant GM, in their search to fill the vacant position. Because DePodesta's contract with Oakland expires Oct. 31, permission soon will not be required, but according to the Times the A's reportedly want him to attend the GM's meetings in early November. The Mariners also might seek permission after the World Series from the Yankees to talk with Mark Newman, New York's director of player development, and/or Gordon Blakeley, New York's VP for baseball operations, the newspaper reports. Seattle's also thought to be interested in Dan Jennings, the Marlins' director of player personnel and, like Blakeley, a former Seattle scout. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer has reported that the Mariners will seek permission to talk to him after the World Series. Beane has also reportedly been linked to the GM job in Los Angeles, a position that may open up under new owner Frank McCourt. That would allow Beane to be closer to his daughter, Casey, who lives in Southern California with her mother. In his tenure with the A's, Beane has had tremendous success getting Oakland to the postseason. However, the A's have failed to reach the second round of the playoffs every time, including a tough-to-swallow five-game loss to the Red Sox in this year's ALDS. Last year the Red Sox asked to speak to Beane, and the A's eventually granted permission. Beane was offered the job and accepted it before changing his mind and deciding to remain in Oakland. According to the Post-Intelligencer, the Mariners have already talked with Tigers assistant Al Avila, Montreal GM Omar Minaya and Boston executive Mike Port in addition to in-house candidates Benny Looper and Lee Pelekoudas.

Don't forget that Arizona will probably be top 5.

So what day is it again that you officially become part of that redneck/white trash family?

Girl Next Door Christ. $8 dollars and a Baby Ruth?

It happened to me. Depo is nothing to my super sperm.

KKK doesn't have to worry about Ramen noodles.... it's that unplanned pregnacy that he needs to look out for.

I'm suprising myself actually. I thought I would be between 5 at best and 7 at worst.

Also someone who can make a banner with various horror figures for us would get a big thanks from us.

Yeah he's a greedy fuck.

When did I say darkies are crazy. I posted it because of the inane shit that goes on in other "civilized" countries.

You don't like horror.

Goddamn right. I buy corporate ice cream. I like my food with as many chemicals as I can get.

Why the hell are you sucking on the bone for? Unless..............