I was in a comic book store and I spied some Heroes action figures. Wow, I gotta say.. I'd never seen these before but now that I have, they've got to be the lamest looking action figures I've ever seen.
Look, here's a guy! He's a super hero, but he's in street clothes. He looks like a banker!
Here's his arch enemy! Also in street clothes, but he looks like a business casual office worker!