Giuseppe Zangara

I don't know where to start. You shouldn't, as you'd only embarass yourself further.

Modern Man's Hustle has a better grasp on grammar and spelling than Banky.

Kinetic gave up posting for good after I owned him several times over in the music folder.

spiny norman, I like your custom title.

He has a picture of himself with this gigantic jewfro and a pink hoodie. It's crazy.

We're myspace buddies, now, Edward and I.

I told him as much.

I can't think of a more meaningless accolade. That you're honored must mean you really are terrible.

evenflowDDT asked me if he should post here again. I hadn't talked to him in months and that's the first thing he says to me.

FrigidSoul makes a few good posts and thinks he's hot shit because of it.

You're right. I just wanted to take a picture of his balls.

No but thanks for the kind offer. How did you obtain that picture? Someone had to hold the camera.

"Beechwood Park," by the Zombies, is the best thing ever.

Would you like to see a picture of my roommate's balls.

Slayer pretends like he was there.

IDRM - Yeah, sorry.

The best gimmicks were the ones that flourished in spite of most people knowing who was responsible for it. See Kinetic and Metal Ed; myself and David Schwimmer. I'm not sure how Banky got lumped with the regular gimmickers at TSM. Didn't he do them at WDI?

Remember when everyone assumed that either Kinetic, Banky or myself were behind every gimmick that came along?

You'll never catch up.

So much rage.

I'm pretty sure there are no cigs in that picture.

Someone tell me when FrigidSoul started hating TSA. I remember a time when he was all about getting up in her folds.

Incredibly, I managed to find a section of my "yard" with nary a cigarette BUTT.

Of those gutter whores he used to put in his sigs? Why would anyone want to see that?

Whoa, some average looking girl posts on a wrestling message board.