Giuseppe Zangara

I'm still wondering why she wasn't able to find his penis. Maybe he had both a microwang and whiskey dick.

Oh, is Ashley Popick's woman?

Man, Ashley's a hottie.

During the time I would normally reserve for boarding, I've been going to this site, which has been providing the lols.

This is the only thread in this folder within the last couple of days in which I feel like posting.

How are you supposed to OD without coke.

Last night, an ex of mine was telling me about this dude she drunkenly fooled around with a couple of months back. Apparently, she couldn't find his penis, even after several minutes of intoxicated groping. She said it was one of the scariest experiences of her life.

See, this is why I don't read posts.

I never thought of putting the two side-by-side, but man, they're both fucking cool.

The errata of today: Went to Orlando. Saw Wilco at the House of Blues. The band was in fine form this evening—playing for nearly 2.5 hours—putting on one of the best shows I've seen in some time. The songs from A Ghost is Born (they played eight of the 12) sounded stellar live, acquiring a punch that many of their studio counterparts lacked. Minor quibble: I could live with their playing nothing from their first album, but wasn't pleased with the measly two songs they played from their second (and my favorite Wilco) album, Being There. Ah well. I was impressed with the band as a whole, especially guitarist Nels Cline, who joined the band just last year. Dude was going all sorts of crazy with his axe, peeling off licks that sounded more like free jazz than rock, and Jeff Tweedy kept up with him every step of the way. After the show, I picked up The Giant Pin, which is an album by Cline's project, the misleadingly named Nels Cline Singers. It's a trio that, according to Nels himself, is a "free jazz/psychrock/droneprov/balladry/spacenoise" thing. Sounds good to me. It was my first time at the House of Blues. The sound there was excellent; every now and then, Wilco would throw an ear-piercing feedback jam in one of their songs, which was appropiately mindshatteringly loud, yet I managed to come out of the venue with my hearing (mostly) intact. Also, I bought three cd's at the nearby Virgin Megastore. They were: Galaxie 500 - Today Ride - Nowhere Swell Maps - A Trip to Marineville

I'm gonna be out of town this weekend. I fear to think what will happen to this place in my absence.

Kotz called me earlier today and said my voice mail message wasn't very heterosexual.

That picture IDRM posted startled me, as the woman looks a lot like this person I used to work with in a supermarket a few years back.

Tongue piercings w/r/t blowjobs are nice, but not the trip some claim. At least in my experience.

In doesn't get in my way, unless you count getting in my way as her periodically stopping during oral so she can fiddle with the piercing.

An image search for labret turns up some nasty results. Shit looks like herpes on most people.

My girlfriend has a labret piercing, which gets caught in her teeth whenever she attempts head. I should rip the damn thing off her lip.

Guy's getting flustered. Incandenza so desperately resents his caucasian blood. So much so I'm incapable of forming coherent sentences.

Let's talk about how wonders of dark areolas.

Holy christ yes.

Different genre, dude. No matter how artsy they get, Neurosis is still a metal band (not that there's anything wrong with that). Neither of the bands I mentioned earlier are metal.

I like "We Will Fall," too, but then I have a soft spot for long, droney pieces, as well as bands who make their living off of trance-inducing drones. Charalambides, for instance. I like them, but they're a band I can't recommend to everyone. Same with Stars of the Lid.

Most bands can't pull off 10+ minute songs. Mastodon doesn't realize they are among that number (see "Hearts Alive").

See promise number one. I don't remember posting that last night. Let the record show I love all my message board friends.

I didn't know until 3am what my plans were for today. Turns out I'm gonna arrive with only a couple of hours to spare before the show, so a meet-up isn't feasible (considering you'd have to drive like an hour just to get there).