Giuseppe Zangara

I wouldn't be so bitter if I knew Ian Mackaye!

I don't ever listen to the solo Wu-Tang stuff anymore. In fact, I rarely listen to rap these days, a problem I attribute to most of what I've heard in the last few years—be it mainstream or underground—being crap.

The first three songs on the new Wedding Present album are nearly perfect. The rest is pretty good, too.

Sundays at 10pm, EST

Trent Reznor didn't coin the term.

In the however many years I've owned Joy Division's Substance, I might be able to count on one hand the number of times I've listened to it in its entirety. I usually shut it off after "Love Will Tear Us Apart," as the rest of the album is boring. I'm reminded of this because it happened it again today.

Do you know what starfucker means.

Starfucker.

It was only entertaining because it showed how full of himself Dylan was.

I like the drunken argument he had with Donovan. "I'm nothing, man. I'm a nobody."

Really good, but man, Dylan is/was a pompous asshole. And D.A. Pennebaker's blind hero worship of him was amusing. Interviewer: So, how'd you get your start? (cut to a shot of a younger Dylan playing in a field to a bunch of black farmworkers) Whatta crock.

Ripper knows.

And I'll get her into anal. Just give me some time.

Yours is a sad and lonely life, Failed Mascot.

But I'd rather not be shat on. Is the risk worth it.

This is what I thought, as her face expressed something not unlike pleasure when I slipped a finger in her backside. I had to pull out, though, as she said it felt like she was about to shit herself. Should I call her bluff?

We should have the power to close our own threads. Well, I should, anywyay.

CronoT is an idiot. Take this shit to Current Events.

You're referencing G Gordon Liddy.

I do employ two spaces in essays, but in the real world, no one cares. I only do it now because it is expected.

How about the thread in GC where I have two people believing I look like Jude Law.

She said "no."

Also, any number lower than ten should be spelled out, not written numerically.

Your commas & periods go inside your ending quotation marks. Also, 2 spaces after ending punctuation. Most publications insist their writers do away with the two spaces after the period, leaving only one.

My girlfriend: