Giuseppe Zangara

I'm gonna suicide myself.

This was completely mutual.

Isn't there like an unwritten rule about no wrestling in this folder. I'm hurting enough as it is, Banky.

How dare you trick me into this thread.

Apologize to her? She's as guilty as I am.

For all the shit this is stirring up, it seems like a waste that she and I never fucked. I mean, might as well.

I only have it in pill form! Is that the problem?

Plus, I'm really sick and this Dayquill + beer isn't affecting me like I hoped.

Yeah, I know. It was all already starting to blow over—it became public two weeks ago—but this one dude we both know only just found out about it and called me today to tell me what kind of asshole I am. I was shocked at first (this guy's saying all that seemed totally against his nature), but now I'm just really pissed at him. Like, how dare he?

What could you possibly have done to aggrevate your friends? It should be between the two fo youse...unless you help her captive with your mistress and repeatidly burned her with your crack pipe. It's a long story. I'll say one of the dudes has every right to be upset; the other dude has taken this high and mighty attitude about it, so fuck him. What happened between me and the girl wasn't much, really, but I suppose the whole issue of trust and the fact it was kept secret for nine months kinda burns.

Oh god. EDIT: Addressed to Spiff, natch.

That was like seven years ago. This new problem started back in November.

Involves a girl. Women are pretty much the worst thing on the planet, I think.

This translates into me drinking beer alone while on cold medication.

A small infraction from nearly a year ago has recently come to light, and now my social life shall take a bit of a hit.

Fuck yeah. Always been a favourite. I haven't listened to Pork Soda since high school, but doesn't "DMV" begin like practically every other Primus song?

I'm often torn between which is worse: Rolling Stone or Spin?

It sneaks up on me, usually. Like a couple of days will have passed and I realize that I haven't been listening to anything other than that band in the preceding days.

How dare you!

His lisp led to his cancer, Bob.

DerangedHermit, I lost interest in insulting you a long time ago, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from the attempts at humor and self-deprecation as exhibited in your posts in this thread.

I'm trying to find "good" pictures of these girls, but doing an image search will likely get me fired.

Again, neither of them are remotely attractive; the "All the Things She Said" video was nowhere near hot, as well, as they generated zero chemistry, exposing them for the fake lesbians they are. Furthermore, Deon should shut the fuck up because he's a stupid bitch who has never made a good post in his entire horrible time here on the board.

Fuck Scott Weiland, but the guy never looked like Eddie Vedder. Sounded like him, yeah, but looked? The writer's just making shit up to prove a point. Furthermore, anyone looks like Layne Staley once they acquire a heroin addiction.

What is Kerrang's demographic, exactly.