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So, there's apparently just over a month to go. Heh... it'll be a happy fucking birthday at the Teke house then. Money, presents, the Super Bowl AND Nash getting the official "get the fuck" from the WWE.

Bah... there's only one game I REALLY care about this bowl season and I'll have to use THIS on the unbelievers afterwards: For those having trouble due to the blurring, it IS in fact an LSU brand and it's a legitimate product. It's MEANT for steaks but I could always adapt it for more practical uses...

Hey Dean... care to set the record for the least number of electoral votes carried by a Democrat? At least Mondale carried Minnesota and Shriver got Massachussets. Dean will be lucky to pick up Vermont at this rate, no matter HOW much people hate Bush in some areas.

*went to a college in Forrest county that used to have Nathan Bedford Forrest as a mascot as late as the 1970s.*

Fuck.... Cal wins.

Cal's deep in VT territory with 2 seconds left. VT's vaunted special teams better block a kick or they better pick up a turnover so this goes to OT.

21-14 V-Tech but Tech has the ball with 6 minutes left in the half and is in Cal territory. Edit- V-Tech touchdown.

More proof that the Saints got the better end of the Ricky Williams trade in the 1998 draft... They got Williams for a few years and a 1st round pick from Miami when they traded him, while Washington got an overrated linebacker and a serious salary cap problem.

Touchdown V-Tech... 14-7

Tech comes back with a TD. 7-7

This should give you a hand with cockney rhyming slang. Cool. Sample comments: I'm a bit Peter Purvis about all of the Perry wankers about, but I better not rhubarb. The mountain bikes and the inspectors are just getting Friared at the pub. Translation: I'm a little nervous about all these gay wankers around, but I better not grumble. The lesbians and the gays are just getting fucked up at the bar. (This was put together just because of what the top 10 latest London Slang terms were, not to make fun of any particular groups.)

This year has been strange enough that they may make that change. Before this year, the only team I remembered that was .500 or below that went to a bowl game was North Texas in a season where they were 5-6 but won the Sun Belt title and, thus, earned the conference's New Orleans Bowl bid.

I am EL NINO! Which means....THE NINO! I thought he was challenging Hogan instead of Flair. Well, I know for sure that Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. the Santa Ana Winds was on the undercard though...

Hawaii's up by 7 with less than a minute left, but Houston has the ball. I'm willing to bet that Hawaii hold on though. *ahem* FUCK! Houston just scored with 22 seconds left and can tie with a PAT or win with a 2-point conversion.

Hawaii's up by 7 with less than a minute left, but Houston has the ball. I'm willing to bet that Hawaii hold on though.

Jay, A good idea for an article down the road would be Limey Slang For The Colonials or so forth. Because of a few movies like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, and The Limey, I know some of the Cockney rhyming slang such as "I'll take a butcher's" meaning "I'll take a look around" because "butcher's hook = look", and so forth. If there was some kind of listing of these, it would sure help us poor deprived Americans.

*Kansas State's football team shows up to attack The Mighty Damaramu* Another Festivus miracle~!

As I said in my e-mail to you, I wasn't upset but it may have seemed that way because of the sarcasm I tend to use. Sometimes it doesn't come across that way because there's no voice to go with it. It's all cool because I'm working on the Russo one now, since it FINALLY came in (goddamn RF Video shipping), and I'm ripping on him on more than a few subjects.

Scholarships are only year-to-year... the question is whether the band geek can make it through his one year on the team. The only problem is that this doubly screws Purdue... not only do they lose a scholarship this year, this counts against the total they can give away next year too. (The rule is like 3 in a single year and 5 in any two years, IIRC)

Verbal committments should be considered nothing more than a strong possibility of signing a letter of intent. One of my HS teammates, who's in the NFL now, had given a verbal committment to Northwestern (the one in Chicago, NOT Nachitoches, LA) before changing his mind and going with Vanderbilt instead.

I've watched a shitload of them and I'd have to say the funniest commentary would have to be the one on Cannibal: The Musical. Trey Parker, Matt Stone (the South Park guys), and other people who made the film get shitfaced, joke around, and accidentally turn off their microphone for a part of it. Other commentaries have their highs and lows, although it pisses me off when the people have nothing to say or mentally ill / delusional. The one that best fits that last term would be Jennifer Tilly's last-minute appearance on the Bound commentary, where she puts over herself for little ad-libs like intentionally looking the wrong place for an elevator button to add tension to a scene. The pompous-bitch nature of it is offset by how juvenile the action she's describing appears on-screen. It makes me wonder if the over-acting actress wanna-be role she played in Bullets Over Broadway was intentionally written for her as a rib by Woody Allen.

Fucking WAFB newscasts... they built the whole show around two "important" LSU players who wouldn't be going to the Sugar Bowl... then proceeded to say that they MIGHT not be going, pending appeal, and that it was one of LSU's 5 running backs (one of the lesser ones IMHO) and a deep snapper. BTW, their infraction was, in the deep snapper's case, found to be that they scalped Sugar Bowl tickets they'd been given.

I find those a little hard to believe. Wonder why the U. of Mississippi is on the list? University of Mississippi = Ole Miss. Ole Miss = Greek heaven (the college is like 90% composed of sorority and fraternity members). It's like a fucking Abercrombie and Fitch catalog, complete with assholes and snobby bitches.

Well, an ice queen from the most backwater hick state in the country is a Senator from New Friggin' York. I find it best to not doubt the possibilities. I think EVERYONE knew that was coming. Lay off Arkansas, though. My best friend in the world is from there and he's certainly no "hick." Southerners make fun of Arkansas. The armpit of America. The most illiterate, inbred, hick yokel state in the country. -=Mike Arkansas and Mississippi are the whipping boys of the south... and even THEY make fun of West Virginia.

The University of Southern Mississippi, class of 2002 here.