Dr. Zoidberg

So, as my OAOAST friends know, I loooove to skateboard. So, Saturday night was the Enjoi video premiere, and I got psyched to go skate. Ok, long story short: I broke my wrist. So...until that heals, I am done with the OAOAST. The Baker Troupe are visiting their dad in Ireland. He's sick. There's the excuse.

Ken Baker vs. Random Jobber Yaaaaaaaaaay. I hope this doesn't suck ass.

TNT ARE BACK!!! ...in OAOVW... BUT THEY'RE BACK!!

I'm sorry, guys. My match was balls-out Sucktacular. I need to free up some time to write.

Ok, I doubt i'll be able to have a match tonight. Some random shit has just been going down, and it alllll sucks. I'll try and have a segment, though.

Edited my match to fit with my shitty shitty HeldDown segment.

Dammit! What is with me and double posts?

Fuck...my match MIIIIIIGHT be late.

...and to edit my double post!! Papa!

....Papa? Papa, Papa! I wanna go on the Ferris Wheel!

W-Who do we send it to?

Josie Baker vs. Jasmine Baker If Josie wins, the match at Zero Hour is null, and Ragdoll can't face Ken. If Jasmine wins, the match at Zero Hour stays AND becomes a cage match. OH EM GEEE!~!!~!~!~! and who do we send it to?

I dunno if it would be EASY to replace him, seeing as Alex Turner, from what i've heard, has become an icon in England. Most of the AM fans would probably be a bit pissed, seeing as he has become their hero. I'm not sure, though, as I don't live in England. I'm just going on what some of my UK friends say.

I got the Import a few weeks back, and it's pretty good. It's not really worth ALL the hype that it's getting, but it certainly isn't a bad album by any means. Alex Turner's lyrics are really good, and he has a pretty sharp wit, which is most noticable in "From The Ritz To The Rubble", "Fake Tales of San Francisco", "Perhaps Vampires is a bit much, but...", and "Still Take You Home." Sadly, "Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts" isn't on the album, but the rest of the songs make up for it. The only thing that kinda irked me was they get kinda "jam band" on some of the songs, but it'll grow on you. And if you like "I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor", you'll love "From The Ritz to the Rubble." I'd probably give it 7.5-8/10. Hope that helped.

What does it matter?

I used to be called "What?" Yeah.

...Is it that episode of Made that's on right now? With the crazy blonde trainer lady?

Oh, I realize that. I love Regina Spektor, which is why I put her in my sig. I'm just shocked that you guys care so fucking much. I guess the only way to avoid conflict is to just not say anything, have nothing in my sig, and that's it. Fuck, you guys are unbearable.

You can't fucking be serious.

I liked his version of I Shot The Sherriff, but then again, I thought until I was 15 that it was HIS song, so I've only really been exposed to his version. And yes, Clapton's "Knockin' On Heavens Door" is pretty bad.

Hey, you hit the nail on the head!

Exactly. Calm Down. It's an internet message board. EDIT: There. Changed it.

That's weird, because i've never even been to Pitchfork, and while I read NME, I don't let it decide what bands I like. I'll take a quick listen to what they say is good, and if I don't like it, I don't listen to it anymore. If what you said were the case, I would be listing Arctic Monkeys as the band that will outsell The Beatles, The Cribs as the new saviors of rock, and Kaiser Chiefs as gods. However, I enjoy AM, but wouldn't call them the best British band ever, couldn't give two shits about The Cribs, and don't really consider Kaiser Chiefs to be all that good. The BJM, on another note, I discovered by watching "Dig!" at film school when Ondi Timoner came and screened it. It had nothing to do with Pitchfork OR NME. And while we're talking about it, I first heard Ryan Adams on a mix CD my friend made me. Once again, not Pitchfork. Not NME. Soooo...there's THAT. please change your signature. thank you. Why?

That's weird, because i've never even been to Pitchfork, and while I read NME, I don't let it decide what bands I like. I'll take a quick listen to what they say is good, and if I don't like it, I don't listen to it anymore. If what you said were the case, I would be listing Arctic Monkeys as the band that will outsell The Beatles, The Cribs as the new saviors of rock, and Kaiser Chiefs as gods. However, I enjoy AM, but wouldn't call them the best British band ever, couldn't give two shits about The Cribs, and don't really consider Kaiser Chiefs to be all that good. The BJM, on another note, I discovered by watching "Dig!" at film school when Ondi Timoner came and screened it. It had nothing to do with Pitchfork OR NME. And while we're talking about it, I first heard Ryan Adams on a mix CD my friend made me. Once again, not Pitchfork. Not NME. Soooo...there's THAT.