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You guys are crazy. Kendrick and London looked great in their getup. It was unique and it totally fits their style.

It's honestly not what I wanted it to be, but this is the best I could do for now. I’ve exposed your lies baby And underneath is no big surprise No it’s time for changing And cleansing everything To forget your love “BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Crystal’s first appearance without a mask in months is not well received. COACH And a crying shame that is. How these people cannot even recognize the greatness of Crystal is beyond me. Crystal walks to the ring in casual clothing, not even acknowledging the crowd’s booing that is drowning out Muse. She yanks the microphone from the announcer and saunters into the middle of the ring. CABOOSE Oh, this is going to be rich. What possible explanation could she have for putting a bounty over Jenny Adam’s head? CRYSTAL It’s hilarious that everyone here is booing me. Without Crystal, there would BE no Jenny Adams! “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” CRYSTAL Everywhere I go since Sunday, I’ve been asked why. Why did I do that to poor Jenny Adams? I mean, all she did was follow in my footsteps, right? Wrong. All she did was try to steal my spotlight. COLE Oh come on now, that’s ridiculous. Jenny just wanted to be just like her idol. CRYSTAL Okay, okay. Maybe, just maybe, I am overreacting. Maybe Jenny isn’t the one to blame. It really is the suits’ faults. Did anyone ever wonder why this women’s division was suddenly brought in? It has been six months since the creation of it, and now it’s a prominent part of the show? I’ll tell you exactly why: OAOAST officials wanted to hold me down. They couldn’t stand the very thought of a woman being remembered as the greatest wrestler to ever hit a OAOAST ring. They wanted Zack Malibu remembered. They wanted CWM remembered. Hell, they wanted Axel, of all people, remembered before me. So what do they do? Over saturate the market. Bring in a bunch of female wrestlers so Crystal will be forgotten. And when I saw the writing on the wall and disappeared, they thought they succeeded. Bring in a Crystal rip-off, and she’ll be forgotten. “YEAHHHH!” Confused by the sudden cheers, Crystal looks towards the entrance and gets a sneer on her face. COLE It’s Jenny Adams! (With her head held high, despite some tears in her eyes, Jenny Adams makes her way to the ring and faces Crystal. She doesn’t have a microphone, and makes no move to want to speak.) CRYSTAL Good job Jenny! You know how to come out right on cue! Great, now I can tell you the truth to your face. Jenny, dear, you were not brought in because of your talents. You were not brought in because of the fan’s demand for a women’s division. You were brought in so I would be forgotten. You were simply a political ploy. Because you happen to be pretty, have blond hair, and some semblance of talent, you were chosen to be the next Female Phenom, sort of speak. But let me make something perfectly clear for you: You will NEVER replace me. You will NEVER be able to accomplish what I have. You are nothing more than a cheap replacement for the real thing and you are not WORTHY of being in the same ring as me. (By this point, Jenny is close to tears and is barely holding her emotions in check.) CRYSTAL I spent years making it acceptable for me to be taken seriously, and this women’s division, the one you are heading, is destroying that! You are trampling over MY hard work, just so you can make a name for yourself. You think you are honoring me? You are taking advantage of me and trying to steal my spotlight! And I’ll be damned if I let a Crystal rip-off replace the real thing! SLAP! “BOOOO!” (Jenny goes down like a shot from the sudden slap, while Crystal storms out of the ring and into the back. Officials come in and help Jenny out, who’s now freely crying at what her idol has said to her.) CABOOSE I’m…I’m actually speechless right now. To think that Crystal actually believes what she’s saying. COACH Well it’s true! It’s time for Crystal to take back the spotlight that is rightfully hers! We cut to commercial as Jenny walks to the back, still crying…

Hm, I don't know how much I like that idea since a "heel" RVD will make all the faces he goes against look like chumps for not getting a reaction.

Duh. Cum guzzling whore.

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Crystal has some explain' to do, lemme tell ya.

Dude, Shawn has a two disc DVD out already.

I'm going with RVD at this point. He first comes in, and is over as all hell. He got to do fun matches with Jeff Hardy, so now he's more over. Vince sees this, and puts him in segments with Austin, whom he had off the chart chemistry with, by the way. He out pops their top face at the time with an American boy gimmick after 9/11. He has a nice little feud with Taker, and while he lost, he didn't look bad to be honest, and they had some fun matches with each other. Then it all went downhill from there. He does a mini program with Jericho, but despite getting good reactions, that's short lived. Erm, alright. No big deal. Then he enters the Royal Rumble at a late number and gets a monster pop without having to go through a epic 5 minute entrance (Ahem, Mr. Levesque). Alright cool, we got a late entry as another person to get behind, right? He's kicking, splashing, flipping....and then gets pedigreed. And lays there for a good minute, playing dead. And Booker T picks him up and eliminates him without a struggle. And the crowd just SHITS all over this. Now if you're Vince, maybe you're thinking "Hm, the crowd REALLY likes this guy if they were that mad about him getting eliminated so soon. Maybe we should keep him a bit strong and get some money off him." So logically, of course, RVD then feuds with Goldust and William Regal back to back, because, you know, those are money feuds and all. Hmm, well early 2002 just wasn't Rob's time. It'll get better, right? Erm, not quite. Well, it was actually not bad in April. He feuded with Eddie in a real fun feud. But then in later May, he faces Taker in a main event match on Raw for the WWE title. They built this quite nicely throughout the night. Taker attacked Rob in the opening, because he's a dick and wanted to be the first one to be on the show. Rob fights back and figuratively spits in his face. Taker wants Rob, but not in a title match, and Rob is all fired up to take that belt. Main event happens, and we get a false finish that looks to be the start of a feud with Rob eventually winning the Title. This is so because, hey, did you hear the pop? He HAS to get at least a feud, right? And the next week, Rob faces Eddie for the IC title in a fantastic ladder match and wins. WHAT?!?! Where the FUCK did the RVD/Taker feud go? So then Rob faces Lesner to make Lesner look like a monster, I suppose. What a stupid feud THAT was. No one won, no one lost. Both guys looked like fucking retards because they wanted to keep Lesner strong, but for Rob to keep the IC title. Good job WWE! Let's fast forward to September 02, where Triple H and RVD feud for the title. You know, I always wondered if it was because of the mock water spitting that RVD looked like an utter tool at the end of this feud. He loses via sledgehammer and makes NO attempt to get vengence. NO ATTEMPT. He pretty well just shrugged his shoulders and said "fuck it, I'll just face Ric Flair because I'm obviously not on HHH's level." November '02, he's just one of 4 losers in the Elimination Chamber. Oh, and he's the first one eliminated. You'd think that Vince would have learned from RR '02 that the fans would have shit all over that, but he obviously didn't. He gets left off the December PPV because of a ring accident. He looks like a fucking moron in the '03 Royal Rumble by letting Kane eliminate him, but that's not a huge deal. He tags with Kane for fucking ever. Kane finally turns on him, and instead of a huge feud, RVD is pretty well replaced by Shane fucking McMahon. He looks like an idiot. He swims in midcard with Christian and Jericho, two other guys who are misused, and randomly tags with Booker T. He gets traded to Smackdown, and does dickall when Smackdown really could have used a over face. He then randomly tags with Rey. Then he gets injured. AND HE'S STILL OVER!

I can vouch for Leena: she's a very pretty gal. I love how you said she obviously failed. Man, you're just a super awesome friend!

Well Leena, if Orton faces Batista for the title, your dream of him not being booked like a weakling will dwindle pretty fucking fast.

I never said it'd do a 180. I said it's ridiculous to assume WWE will never change its mindset. Let's take male wrestlers for example, shall we? They have been pushing guys with the right body, right? With the new drug policy, this is going to change somewhat, obviously, to avoid bad press. Something involving a female previously in WWE and bad press could just as easily convince WWE to change their mindset on female wrestling vs. T&A. I have no idea where someone can get the idea that mindsets stay static in WWE. Sure, after a year or two of serious female wrestling, we'll get about 5 years of T&A. But you're assuming there will be no years of wrestling because WWE won't change the mindset. There will be a change, even if it's temporary, unless a female makes them huge money from purely wrestling.

To think WWE won't ever evolve is a ridiculous notion. When Vince steps aside or dies, then things will change, if not sooner. They did change from having a semi-competent women's division in '02/'03 to having strictly a T&A division in '05. Why can't they change back? If WWE is hit with a lawsuit from a female that could cause bad press, we won't be seeing as much T&A.

Honestly though, how hot do you have to be to get in WWE? I mean, with the amount of makeup on that a typical diva wears, alot of people that aren't considered hot are hot, if you catch my drift.

Which University are you planning on coming to? The university I'm at right now has a pretty kickass women's team apparently. And you should totally get your degree, no arguements there. I was just thinking that it isn't impossible to do both wrestling and university, but since you really are a hardcore amateur wrestler, nevermind.

Amy, if you want to wrestle boys, may I suggest you take up some indy wrestling for awhile. Most places don't have too many females around, so, by default, you'd be taking on guys. And with your backround, it'd be realistic for you to keep up and win against them sometimes, especially with the lot of skinnier indy guys out there. P.S. Are you really going to wait until after university? Is that because of your amateur wrestling career?

Fixed the title so it sounds like a suggestion rather than a rumour.

It's not classics by any means, but Brock just killing, if I remember off the top of my head correctly, Spanky, London and Shannon Moore, all within a month of each other, was fun, just because of how great the bumping and how huge Brock looked. Not the best way for London to debut though, admittingly...

"Fritz's Corner" by Local H and "We've Had Enough" by Alkaline Trio. Not that I'm a fighter. I'm a rainbow and butterflies kinda gal. Ahem.

Dude, pretty sure Rando was talking about the guy on the other board you linked to, not you.

Maybe it's just me, but man does Carlito get in a lot of pre-Raw pics. Whatta camera hog.

Hey man, could you take it to the Raw thread? No need to start a new thread when there's going to be lots of discussion about this in the OAO Raw thread.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/stacydances Man, and here I thought Chris Nowinski was Harvard's only graduate! Stacy would fit just in! My favorite part is her mom being a cow and not letting her do anything else but dancing. Whatta bitch.

Well, if you want to use two non-wrestlers, that Fonzie/Beulah bloodbath from ECW was quite entertaining.

Number 1, just so I can see Batista wear it on TV.

I'm still trying to figure out how Shelton was suppose to be a Dave Chappelle character. As in he'd be parodies of everyone, or just steal the one liners? "Hey, Shawn! What does 5 fingers say to the face?" *SLAP!* *Superkick!* (Later on.) HBK: "Oh man, did that superkick hurt alot Shelton?" "YEAH!" "Um, okay then. How are you feeling?" "OKAY!" "Erm, we have a tag match later on..." "WHAT?!?" And so on and so on. Man, that would have been a disastor. Poor Shelton.