The Czech Republic

Richard was gold, the reunion made me happy, Rory at the paper was annoying as fuck. "Did you call her cell?" "No, I can't, in addition to all of these other problems I have lost all control of my faculties, OF COURSE I CALLED HER CELL!"

Self-referential humor, now? Did someone steal your account? I think our little Carnival is growing up!

I like Carnival for the time being.

dear collin u r such a basterd!!!! more like collin COWARD if u ask me. eddy guerrero was like the dad i never had and u said that wrestling sin't a real sport WELL GUESS what it is because they go out there every night and day and risk themselfs 4 ppl like u and if your going to bash him than i hope you get fried from ESPN and replaced with woody page becuz i know he would give eddie the proper respect and i hope the hire-ups at ESPN read this and this makes them fire u and u never get a nother radio job eveer again except doing weather in north dekota. burn in hell you beig dumb baby and you can put this petition up your candy ass IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE STEVE IS COOKIN signed, -Setve

That means you reign supreme and you're nototrious you'll crush me like a jely bean

Jerry Lawler's first use of "puppies" next week. Unless he let one slip last night, in which case it's all fair game

Hear I maybe teeth you want to do clean gargle bleach because bleach is whitening for clothes with at least and carbon is everything probably so it can bleach teeth just well much!

It's not me, you guys.

Jesus will be check in on him a very day!

FromBeyondTheGrave, you're not just gonna take that lying down, are you?

Yeah, that's not really as offensive as Cowherd's deal, though.

Now that I think about it, I hope nobody last night brought up Eddie's compassion and selflessness by saying "he had such a big heart." Kinda awkward.

Oh, Spiff, I can depend on you like Joe Torre can depend on Mariano Rivera from 1996 to 2000.

I'm going to download this. I expect a lot of complicated music because "Tanglewood" is in the name.

There's a little Banky in all of us

I'm surprised it was a guy from AM 1000, they're not as awful as The Score. I thought it was a Score guy that had the Pierre rumor.

The Bears should have won all their games and been 9-0, therefore they are the best team. You can do this for anyone, it's pointless

Absolutely. They're as juiced as the hitters.

Can you believe this house? Two fully stocked bars and completely free alcohol! If David Wells lived here, he'd have 10 more perfect games! What's that? David Wells? He's a pitcher. Your boyfriend hates baseball? He must hate America, too. - - - - I would trade Albert Pujols and Vladimir Guerrero for a date with you. Why are you laughing? That's a combined 70 home runs a year! - - - - This promotion does mean a lot more responsibility for you. If people get out of line, you're going to have to discipline them now. And all of the decisions have to be OK'd by you. It's going to be stressful. Do you want a back massage? There. That's better, isn't it? Don't worry, it'll be OK. Trust me, I know from experience. How? I've been commissioner of my fantasy baseball league for the past three years. You know, it's awfully tough for me to give a good massage when you squirm away like that. - - - - No, no. You're not getting old. Hell, you're only 27. Think of it this way: Since turning 27, Roger Clemens has won 280 games! You have your whole life ahead of you. Please stop crying. - - - - You're rarer than a five-tool catcher. What? That's not gay slang for anything. I'm talking about my fantasy baseball rotisserie league. No. That's not a gay slang term, either. - - - - That sure was quite the make-out session. I've seen windows fog up in movies, but never in real life. Goodness! We really went at it, didn't we? I forget the last time I felt so revved up. Want to head inside? You do? Splendid! Oh, wait. Now I remember the last time I felt so turned on: When I was able to snag Mark Prior with a sixth-round draft pick. Yes, I'll take you home. - - - - If my heart were made of bases, you'd be Scott Podsednik. - - - - First, I must warn you about some weird red bumps you may encounter while down there. It's not an infection or an STD or anything like that; it's just a few ingrown hairs from a poorly done shaving job. I didn't really think anyone else would be seeing it. As hard as it is to believe, I'm not a big lady's man. Honestly. Let's just say my scoreless streak was hitting Dontrelle Willis proportions before I met you tonight. Wait. Why are you putting your pants back on? Are you restarting the striptease?

Bump bump bump, bump bump bu-bump

well put I don't think anyone is saying you can't grieve or be upset about this. I was upset. Who wouldn't be? A guy we like watching on TV goes down for what, on the surface, seems to be no reason. But people tripping over themselves to show the most sorrow is pathetic, and makes the rest of us think twice about sharing how we feel. Saying "first my (insert loved one), then (insert another loved one), NOW EDDIE?!?!?! WAAAAAAH" is NOT "just showing how you mourn." It's being an ass. I'm sorry. That's not an appropriate way to show your respect to any parties involved. If your family structure is so lacking that the death of your grandfather is equally or more devastating than the death of a wrestler you watch on TV, then I'm sorry for you. You don't need to post "I'm sobbing so hard my shirt is soaked." If you need to cry, cry. I don't blame people that got choked up last night, it was an emotional program. But you don't need to rush to the computer and start up with ridiculous hyperbole about who cried the mostest. We don't need ANNOTATED POSTS about what you're doing. "*sits down* This will be hard." "*gets up* I couldn't do it." "*cries a lot* I can't stop!" Enough said. Do you see why the rest of us are reluctant to even say we're sad?

EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY SUCKS EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY FUCKS Roger Waters must be like "you just blew my precious little mind"

What?!? It's a fucking automobile, and a precarious one at that. you're not just damaging it, the damn thing is liable to explode, what with being full of gasoline and all. Spray-painting a wall is vandalism. This is a step up