The Czech Republic

Viscaino you useless shit

Does anyone else love how this series is sponsored by a sedative?

Center it

"Way to bail on your team, Mr. Manager." Just manager.

I feel the Kings will flal apart, Adelman will be fired, and Golden State will sneak in. Memphis will miss the playoffs.

It's not out of character

Eh. I hope they underachieve.

Hendry doesn't.

Yeah, the Chicago Cubs are watching this and are like "whoa, they strand a lot of guys."

What did Jersey do to win its division? Did I miss something? 1 Miami 2 Indiana 3 Boston 4 Detroit 5 Chicago 6 Cleveland 7 Philadelphia 8 Washington 1 San Antonio 2 Phoenix 3 Seattle 4 Dallas 5 Houston 6 LA Lakers 7 Denver 8 Golden State

How much does he get paid for the anal rape? Is that included, or a bonus

maybe he has a Rickey Henderson complex, or nimble forehead muscles

Oh God, it's Porter vs. Damaramu, When Thin Skins Collide.

Wouldn't you say El Duque is El Duque?

If Skiles can keep getting good production out of Chandler, Nocioni, Duhon, Gordon, Deng, and the bench, there's no reason why the Bulls can't make the playoffs again even without Curry. He was really inconsistent, anyway. Despite improvements to the Cavaliers, I feel they'll falter down the stretch again. Is Larry Hughes REALLY that good?

They'll still finish last in the division.

or "KENNEDY!!!!! Kennedy!!! hehehehe!"

Drunk, incompetent, repetitive, boring, ridiculously biased, uninformed, unprofessional, Frankly, I'd feel better if it was just an act.

I'M GONNA AIR YOU THE FUCK OUT

EVERYONE, STOP SAYING GOAT

I dunno. Parity?

I'm just full of surprises.

Okay fine, I just wanted to say 'Althing.' It sure beats 'Duma' and 'Diet.' I hope they try to approve a bill for a George Harrison memorial in Reykjavik. They can lobby for it with the slogan "Althings Must Pass!"