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The Pit votes early, it'll pan out just fine...right?

I've never once said "I want to watch Futurama." When I watched it, it was only as the result of a pitiful lack of willpower and rationale to do anything else better at the time.

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I can't believe Leena voted for Mr. Shit-In-My-Mouth-Plz over me.

Where does Villano IV come into play?

Yeah, Wood is the longest-tenured Cub right now, but you'd never guess by games played.

YEAH-UH! FUCK YOU BRONSON ARROYO! WHAT DID YOU EVER DO FOR ME? Wily Mo can hit, but he's a human blooper reel in the outfield. Wouldn't you guys know better than most? So, uh, who's left from '04? Schilling, Ramirez, Wakefield, Nixon, Varitek? And of those guys, the only ones with significant tenures are the last three. Same deal with the '03 Cubs, Wood-Prior-Zambrano is about all that's left.

Slayer Czech

That's it, I'm outta here.

Hey, War side 1 is really good too. I don't know why, but I never really got into Bowie. I'll probably try again soon.

I dunno, we've been trying for years and still haven't gotten the hang of it

I don't think there's anything gay about saying that Sam Cassell looks like E.T.

It's in the round IV thread when he was like "enjoy making fun of me in your stupid little lives, because you will never matter" or whatever

Special K, be on AIM

Why? Are you one of those "DON'T TAKE MUH BOYS OUTTA SPRING TRAINING" guys that wants it to flop?

Nice Guy Adam's discussion of his sexual arousal patterns is straddling at least two threads, which isn't necessary.

Okay, this whole Zack Malibu thing is getting kind of dumb. It's not like he's a total moron, or bottom-feeder, or any of the usual people that start shit with me. He's just a well-meaning guy who tries to be funny and fails. God knows he's not the only one here. As for the whole "we don't have 2 impress u it's a good time party pit w00t" stuff, I can't write that one off. That's sorta lame. IIRC, he actually cared enough about this place that he offered to buy it from Dames so it wouldn't get taken over by some automaton with no connection to the community (which is why I found it odd that his new Bestest Board Buddy was a guy who spammed the board like thirty times). I never really had any problem with him until a few weeks ago when he and Prince Paul loaded up the place with all that swing-and-a-miss unfunny Boardum/Real TSM-style garbage that's so annoying to slog through. Now while I will admit it was funny to watch Zack finally lose his cool the other day and freak out MikeSC-style, I think with the advent of the Tiffany rehash, it's clearly gonna be all downhill from here. I mean, nobody's gonna get banned, we're not gonna get a classic thread out of it, it's just gonna be more petty "Hey look guys......the LOOOOOOOSERS at TSM are making fun of US again! " Boardum bullshit. So maybe it would be ideal for the ever-so-elite handful of people who are still clinging to the general chat section of LessonInMachismo's personal neocon rhetoric board to just keep their custom brand of mind-numbing crap there and leave the rest of us to our own brand of mind-numbing crap, and quit doing the "ooooooh those TSMers are trying to get us!" garbage.

The Amazing Rando, or The_Amazing_Rando?

I don't think anybody has given a flying fuck about Collective Soul in years.

15 bands I wouldn't mind seeing. Too bad I don't live anywhere near Chicago. Wilco, RHCP, Flaming Lips, and The Go! Team sound good. Of Montreal and the Shins do nothing for me. My feelings on Kanye West have been made clear. Blues Traveler was cool when I was in 5th grade. Sleater-Kinney is allegedly great but I don't care for that riot-grrl nonsense.

You farted? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, it's a party

To be fair, Rusch took a line drive off the shin that day, so he was clearly not doing his best work. Watch him go to the DL too, giving us a rotation of Zambrano, Maddux, pray for rain. I'm kind of a Rusch apologist, but when I was reading an article on cubs.com and got to "Rusch, the left-hander, penciled in as the No. 2 man," I made some weird audible animalesque noise, like a seal, or peacock.

Between Brain and Prince Paul there are like what, 75 bans?

The Boondock Saints: "It's The Godfather for micks!"