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Where's my Key To Eddie Winslow Posts? I don't feel like finding it

Panic at the Disco apparently does interesting time changes and can go from swing to straight eighths. People have raved (raven?) about this to me like it's a real fucking achievement. If you can't do that, you must be a really terrible drummer, because even our third-string drummer in high school could do that with relative facility. I can't get bother to care about Matisyahu; I don't like reggae, and the Hasidic Jew novelty wears off fast. I can't find anything to like (or hate) about the Strokes.

How's that Can album?

I'm reading this as I listen to "These Days," so that comment is really, really funny.

I just noticed if you pronounce the ch in my name as jsut that, rather than a hard k sound, fellow Cub fan Bruiser Chong and I compose the duo of Chech and Chong, which is appropriate, because you'd have to be baked out of your mind to have any hope for this team.

I thought "I Will Be Check In On It A Very Day" was our "All Your Base. . . "

Now I imagine Curry to look like Arlovski

You know, I've thought this, but to do a good Manos would kind of take the magic out of the original.

I can't see the overwhelming evidence that Anglesault is back. Please point it out.

Pinko bastard. There's no place for you here.

Porter's in San Diego. The Midwest DOES smell bad. You've got me there.

Don't you mean west of Nebraska? I mean, aw spit. Illinois is more important than Idaho. Aw spit?

I thought Eddie Winslow retired when I cracked his code.

YES! YES! YES!

Hey, KOAB, some of us use Ignore!

I'd remake Signs into nothing.

oh i get it. your a gimmick based on what a black person would say. No, that's Ripper. lol, defending your race

If you're saying he surrounded himself with shitty white musicians to prove a point about black superiority, that's not true. John McLaughlin, Dave Holland, all those guys were good. I think he was pretty egalitarian in terms of sidemen. "I don't care if you're black or white or purple as long as you can swing," that whole deal. Unless you're saying he forced them to literally fellate him, which is a seedy underbelly that not even this jazz band art fag knew about.

The only thing I use my writer privileges for are proofreading, anyway.

I heard Kotzenjunge is a Rothschild

It's funny that the Pit votes against me en masse. You're in good company, guys! gWIL, Nice Guy Adam...man!

No, Stern spearheaded the NBA marketing blitz. There were always very good players in the league, but they never had the same media machine behind them, and that was Stern's doing. You think he was just sitting there the whole time with his thumb up his ass or something?Of course he has something to do with the exponential growth of the NBA. Gary Bettman is the worst commissioner ever, though. Selig gets all the hate, but in light of all his bumbling, he's presided over the Great Baseball Renaissance, and he's been a big part of putting those wheels into motion. I think deep down he really cares about the game of baseball and wants to do his best, but he's just sort of a schmuck. Whereas you know Bud loves baseball, you can tell Bettman doesn't give a shit about hockey. He's one of Stern's underlings that the league imported in order to implement the same marketing magic that the NBA had, which takes us full-circle to David Stern being brilliant.

Wait, I laughed and all, but why is Porter deciding who can write4thesite?

Training regimen to take down Kanye West

I can. You're really not that good. 30some bans can't be wrong