The Czech Republic

BANGLADESH USED TO SUFFER FROM EXTREME POVERTY UNTIL CHUCK NORRIS MOVED THERE AND KICKED IT ALL THE WAY OVER INTO PAKISTAN AND NOW THEY REPLACED BUDDHIST TEMPLES WITH CHUCK NORRISIST TEMPLES LOLLAPALOOZA

Isn't Joey Harrington an accomplished pianist? He should just do that instead.

What about Popeye Jones?

He has no legs! IOU one nut-punching if you nominate Chuck Norris, you guys. "BEN AND JERRY'S NEEDED A NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR TO TOP CHERRY GARCIA SO THEY CAME UP WITH CHUCK NORRIS'S SEMEN!!!LOLLERS"

Shut up.

What the fuck is "Czechs and Balances"

Guys, is this true? Because all the other ones I can vouch for.

Nah, that's okay.

Screw Indiana, and its clusterfuck time zones, non-descript capital (Indianoplace), and shithole industrial sector in the northwest corner.

Drinking 'til you puke on St. Patrick's Day would be like acting like a dumbshit on Casimir Pulaski Day.

I wanna kick this thread's ass so hard.

Why don't you like me, Doink? I really want to make it work between us.

Can't wait to see what kinds of uncle jokes Ice Cube will bring to the table.

Dear Messrs. Jerk and izComing:

Kraftwerk - "Ruckzuck" Apparently this song became "Trans-Europe Express." I rather like its early form with the flutes and square waves, though. Sounds like Neu!, and, well, it should, since the Neu! guys were in the band at the time

It's weird that Popick got such a high verbal score. His grammar and spelling on here are usually pretty terrible. UM EXCUSE ME BIGOLSHITTY I GUESS I MISSED THE PART WHERE HE SAID HE WAS TRYING TO oh wait wrong guy

The American electorate, ladies and gentlemen!

Vidro is the next to fall. Is it wrong to have a sense of schadenfreude about the Nationals? I mean, I really can't like this team.

Are they gonna call it "Welcome Black Kotter"? And isn't Kotter a Jewish surname?

It said "urban remake," so I figured that since "urban" has curiously and dubiously become a euphemism for "black," that it would adapted for an all-black cast.

Side 1 of The Joshua Tree and side 2 of Abbey Road are probably better

Rick Rubin?!? bahahahaha. Metallica is fading fast.

Who gives a shit? Are you people that dull that anything with a pretty picture instantly becomes worth watching? You could create technology that would virtually place me on the set of Will & Grace and I still wouldn't watch the fucking show.

No, Ripper, you don't get it. It's already an urban show: it takes place in shitty 70s Brooklyn. Part of the premise was the racial mixture; if everyone's black, that's lost. You're gonna have to change all the characters, because there aren't going to be any black guys named Vinnie Barbarino. And if you don't have "Juan Epstein, the Puerto Rican Jew," then it's not even Welcome Back Kotter. It's just a film very similar to the 70s hit sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter" in which a teacher goes back to the ghetto school he graduated from. Just call it "I Done Come Back Up In This Bitch" or something I laughed really, really hard at this. "The Wiz," for the record. Oh by the way, Sanford and Son is a black remake of a white show: like a bunch of Norman Lear shows, it started in the UK. Sanford was played by Paul McCartney's very clean grandfather from A Hard Day's Night

Applebee's and Chili's are good, Friday's and Ruby Tuesday are not