The Czech Republic

Donahue finished last against CNN and Fox News, that's why it was canned.

Pretty close. My shoe size is 15, by the way. Not fun

Is this a Radiohead lyric?

My avatar is against the rules.

liar

Say this in a South Carolina accent. Hi there! I'm Patrick Spoon! Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

Pete & Pete Miami Vice CHiPs NBA on NBC

You can put rape footage to that music and it would be funny.

He was the best dictator America ever had. Come on. The guy was one pair of reflective aviator sunglasses away from being "Generalissimo Roosevelt, Presidente For Life."

I don't think Slayer and I can be taken seriously no matter what our respective avatars are

When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson.

When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson.

I agree. As do I.

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Oh wait. It is a nut.

Sounds erotic. If you're that oblivious to sarcasm and bitterness, it's a miracle you know how to breathe. Change your name. I was playing Chrono Trigger yesterday morning and that game was pretty cool and you're not. When you're good enough to get the Best Ending, the Frog Ending, and the Secret Ending, then we'll talk. Until then, keep on digging, Watson. I was PWNED

Slayer and I have similar avatars now

what about swordfish

Trivia has been waiting in the wings for a long time. It's about time he got called up to the majors.

We return to the interview with Wrestling recluse Marty Jenetty.. Interviewer: So after the WCW gig fell through what did you do then? Marty: I spend most of my days on the Highway with a sign that Read "Will Wrestle for Food" Then a bunch of guys with Oranges told me that was their territory and beat me down. I saw that the WWF was doing a Gimmick battle royal at Wm17, and I called up Vince, but he forgot me. He remembers Shawn Tagged with someone in the Rockers, but he could have sworn it was Iron Mike Sharpe.... I was bummed.

Your signature has boobs, KingPK.

And the awful signatures of Trivia247. And now, the penchant for smileys of DJ Jeff.

He's Choken One's brother. I don't like his captions in sigs which are horribly bad, like --- (a picture of Bret Hart and Randy Savage from 1992) Bret: hey Randy I guess I'm Glad that I will never get screwed in Montreal! Randy: ooooh yeah that won't happen that's like Me releasing a Rap Music album, ooooh yeeeeah!

Jennifer Love Hewitt is timeless

CronoT combines the utter witlessness of Drury with the pesky gratingness of Banders Kennany.

You still changed your sig. To something not nearly as retarded, but now it takes up over half the screen. I can always change it right back, if you don't shut up about it. That's like the worst threat I've ever heard.