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Remake Final Fantasies 6, 7, and possibly 4, with modern graphics and sound. Those would be the best games ever made, y'all. Certainly better than any tripe the RPG world trots out these days. I would pay lots for those games. And it really can't be that hard to make. The game itself is written out already, it's just a matter of the computer wizards rendering the game in PS2-or-3ish graphics. So yeah. Someone tell Square to get on that, remarketing those games for a new generation.

Don't take that tone around here.

Oh, shut the fuck up about upbringing already.

Same here. I actually read it out loud and broke up laughing.

Untrue: Superstars was bigger for a while in the 80s, actually, because at the time, they were reaching more people through syndication on local broadcast stations than on the USA Network.

Loss needs to stop using borken or he's going to die. However, he is a role model for fellow borken users.

When I was a dog, my dog swallowed my dad's wedding ring. It was awesome.

Hoff is the funniest person in this thread, by far.

It's spyware. Test it out in the LSD fodler to see it all over the place.

No, see, Freddie talked BEFORE and after the game, that makes him the biggest man of all.... Probably during, too. I like FredEx.

Yeah but nobody has any expectations for the Twins, so the choker label isn't the same as the Braves, or now, the Yankees.

Because Gary Bettman is a genius, natch Florida & California have a lot of snowbirds, so I could see them supporting teams, but sticking them in Carolina & Atlanta is ridiculous. What prevented Bettman from vetoing the Whalers move? Lack of common sense?

NO! WORSHIP DOWNHOME AT THE CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE

Because Gary Bettman is a genius, natch

Holy shit, I REMEMBER the thread about vagina titration.

There are people on AIM, for one.q

You gotta check out this song! I think it's really good. Namagata? I meant Yamagata. I'm tired. forgive me

Bad puns all over. Did you outsource your previews to Fox or something?

How about both? Arvydas Sabonis is available. On the condition that Craig Kilborn gets to introduce him.

Yeah but white guys typically don't go "hey, you know what I'd much rather be watching? The black channel.", so that's understandable. I've had people change ALL four televisions to BET at the gym, and that was damn annoying. Wholly unnecessary. I was hardly about to do anything about it, though.

That's what they do in Japan. Company song and calesthenics

Al Franken sucks. Just thought I'd throw that in

Gee, how far overnight will THIS get shunted? My money is on 2 a.m. Central

I think it was looking to be Washington Nationals, which is just as bad if not worse. Poor Wade Boggs, on that note.

Jesse Jackson just wasn't doin' it for ya?