The Czech Republic

Now I'll confess. I sorta like Reggie Miller, so I want the Pacers to make it into the playoffs and go as far as they can get as long as they don't play the Bulls.

More slapstick than usual. Anyone mind?

coca-coca-coca-coh! I lost it when Lindsay and Gob were both doing chicken dances.

I bought it the day before MLK Day and have been trying to slog through the heritage of the Morrissey and Marr families as well. Seriously. An entire photo insert with Morrissey's grandfather and aunts? Why?

Penguins don't have sex for pleasure, to the best of my knowledge. Penguins do practice prostitution though

I really NEED to give Kobe Bryant a hard foul, in video game form.

Now I missed it

Marino = 420 TD passes. But that number is not associated with greatness in football. It's associated with smoking pot.

Funny that Maris's 61 is more ingrained in the American psyche than Barry Bonds's whatever he hit.

So, off the air for three weeks. Fantastic.

I forgot all about the Pro Bowl.

Simpsons was good because Lisa didn't win. And Chalmers as the house party made me laugh.

I think the problem is I saw more commercials for a four-year-old rerun of Family Guy than a new Arrested Development. To be fair, it IS the great episode where Peter finds he's black and builds Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but still.

Martin Short was great but the highlight was definitely Tobias. Not enough Gob, not nearly enough.

They really drove it home that Tobias speaks in gay double-entendres, but it was a good episode anyway

Don't be so holier than thou, St. IDrinkRatsMilk.

I'm too lazy to change the hannel.

Also, mom yelling at the kids a lot Holy shit this week was bad. What a thoroughly unappealing character. Like, if I was the dad or something, I would take the kids and leave.

Well Phil Hartman did a lot of writing, didn't he

Didn't the really good casts write the majority of their own material?

Say this in the voice of a gangta rapper for added amusement.

I thought New Jersey was all Italian, and Rhode Island to a lesser degree.

That'll learn him to get rid of a guy named Flip. With wins over Dallas and Minnesota, maybe this road trip from hell won't be so bad after all.

[college asshole]Hellooooooo, Mike, they are FREEDOM FIGHTERS! Perhaps you think the patriots were the good guys? They were TERRORISTS, our nation was built on TERRORISM. You are simply not educated enough to realize this.[/college asshole]

Wouldn't fair punishment just be to make him watch Hustle three times a day for a month?