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I want good TV. syxx2001 has proven himself to be a mook.

No laugh track Shot like a documentary not sitcom Requires you to think Self-referential Does it run against Desperate Housewives?

Sadly, those usually don't work. As much as this sucks, it's not surprising, seeing how past shows that I have enjoyed (Or I never was interested in but have a huge Following none the less) where treated: Futurama Andy Richter Controls the Universe Undeclared Greg the Bunny Firefly John Doe Get a Life Yeah this is my first big casualty of the Fox program directors. I don't feel enough anything about Futurama to care whether it lives or dies, and I wish the Joss Whedon shows were blasted from existence, so I'm with Fox on those. But yeah this is wicked lame

Doug always sucked. I hated Doug. At least Roger always had that goofy music that would play when he'd get into mischief and hijinks. Maybe I did like Doug. EDIT: No wait, that wasn't Roger, that was Bulk and Skull from the Power Rangers. I did hate Doug after all.

way to say exactly what I was about to say, Frigid King of the Hill Malcolm in the Middle Simpsons Arrested Development Family Guy American Dad that makes everyone happy. See that way, once you make it through Family Guy, you have the option on whether you're up for another half hour of a cartoon where everyone has the same guy doing the voices and scrotums for chins.

Buuhhhhhweive it aw not, I'm! walkin' awound, I nevaw thought I could twick oh twea-hea-heat!

Yeah. Um, American Dad is not that good. Seth should be working on Family Guy, not both. "The family continued to chant 'speech, speech, speech'...for nobody in particular." sigh

Bullshit. I think we know what this means. Online petition.

Doesn't matter how often. Shaun Bradley is just a walking all-purpose punchline.

I hope this means no more pretentious microbreweries. It's gonna be O'Leary's, with beer, whiskey, coffee, and donuts. And the Stones. all the fucking time.

When I was little, I didn't understand why everyone got so upset with sleeping with each other. I just figured it was a sleepover.

The best fight I saw was girl-on-guy. "I need money for lunch." "Why don't you suck some cock for it like you always do" slap to the face, punches, hair pull, scratch, wrap-his-knuckles-over-the-edge-of-the-table-and-drop-a-forearm-on-them, more punches, more scratches. Poor guy didn't get a single shot in. It was a shitkicking. However, he did manage to slam his fist on the table and yell "DAMMIT" after he took all the punishment, like a judge making a ruling of sorts, but there was no ruling. He just got beaten up by a girl, is all.

I just remember Melrose Place.

Yeah but whatever he came in with was BRUTAL.

Believe it or not, I'm walkin' on air I never thought I could be so free-e-e-

Dynasty was some stupid primetime soap opera from the 80s with Joan Collins. Now close this bloody thread.

I was going to reference the time that he came into Sensible Randy Orton and posted a bunch of shit that was absolutely not funny and made no sense, but then I realized most of Sensible Randy Orton was a bunch of shit that was mostly not funny and made little sense.

I think Patrick Ewing, John Stockton, Karl Malone, and Charles Barkley are ahead of him in the line for Most Unfortunate Timing.

Better than my proposed name change of "Bill Beliczech"

The bleacher creatures' attempts at armchair analysis has failed for 96 years. It's time to let the sabermetric revolution have a crack at it. "Who cares if this team lacks OBP? Moving Sosa to 6th in the lineup will solve all of our problems!!" "Who cares if our pitching ranks second in the league? We need a proven closer!!" "Our team sucks? It's obviously the fault of our best players!!" "Let's ignore those silly strikeout numbers, and instead concentrate on a small sample of innings pitched!!" And so on. In Farnsworth's case, when a pitcher of immense talent struggles, I first blame the coaching staff. And to your detailed rebuttal, I come back with FARNSWORTH SUCKS

Bah. At least I didn't say core. And at least you didn't defend "core": "Well, it's the core of the team, that you build around." The best defense of terrible English was this guy I knew saying "debut" was "dayview." "It's the day of the view. Dayview."

Farnsworth may have had flashes of brilliance, but the truth was, he could elicit a groan from the entire ballpark (and rooftops too) when he came in the game, and for good reason. Just too erratic to rely on for setup or closer, despite the fastball, and he grabbed his crotch a lot. See ya later Farns

I can't help but think the Cubs gave up too soon on Farnsworth. Let's pretend you didn't say that.

You sure know about those, don't you.

Yeah I think they were probably better shows than what's on Nickelodeon now, but no, they aren't very fun to watch anymore beyond a quick buzz of nostalgia. Pete & Pete holds up well, though.