The Czech Republic

Holy crap, the backlash. Mariotti, Paige, Kornheiser, Wilbon, and more are finally shooting down the Patriot hyperbole.

the Heineken one was thoroughly underwhelming.

I bet the movie stars Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and friends.

I can sum up American Dad as "not entirely necessary."

They left in 1960. They precede the Chicago Bulls. I thought you were a fair-weather Chargers fan.

Toe Blake and Punch Imlach, were they contemporaries?

Um.

What's the difference between Joy and Amy

The "Well considering our secondary was hurt and your offense is really good, it was more of a stomping than the score shows" sort of reminds me of "well if you consider that we're smarter and live in bigger cities, Kerry really won"

Apparently they're taking out seats for next year's Jaguars games. Does anything go right in poor old Jacksonville?

I hope he commits a hundred errors.

I don't get the number of teams argument. With Stanley Cups, it seems that the ones that Montreal won in a league of anywhere from six to twenty-four are more valued than say, Detroit and New Jersey's in a league of thirty.

Where in the country are you again? Last night, my WHOLE dorm was rooting for the Eagles, it was odd. (And of course, the Bulls were not hated with a passion in the Chicago area. Personally I think the Bulls are the most likable of the dynasties.)

Joe Torre looks like he's passing a kidney stone.

Of course Lombardi is the best coach of all time.

What if you get too fancy executing a dunk and hit the backboard

Utah's jerseys look like something you'd wear for rec league. I could probably make one myself and save $90.

It's in the game! Come on. Ben Wallace knocks people down in ways that can't be legal. And they should think of some way where players have a temper rating, and the higher that is, and the more ticky-tack a foul is, the more likely they are to lash out and get a technical called. Also, trash talking. Just a thought.

Chicks dig orange

"I've gotta go. I have Laker tickets." (cut to a shot of a rest area)

These sucked.

Packer fans are still plenty fervent. I think it's that midwestern mentality of inclusiveness and good-naturedness as opposed to east coast elitism.

Excellent point. Field goals don't capture the heart.

Fuck you. You're worthless. Who are you to judge anyone, you useless piece of shit. You're terrible. Shut the fuck up. Seriously. You suck cock and I've seen no evidence to the contrary. Go fuck yourself. You're useless.