The Czech Republic

Is it just me or do the Bulls take THE longest breaks? It seems like they always go on three, four, five day breaks that other teams don't go on.

The stock market kills babies so they deserved to be burned to death? Fascinating. If one of us had written that we would've had the good sense and taste to call them "little Snitskys" instead of "little Eichmanns."

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE sale! OH, THE BURNING! OH MY GOD! EVACUATE THE SCHOOLCHILDREN!! AMAAAAAAA-ZIIING GRAAAAACE....OH GOD I CAN BARELY SEE THE KNOB! OH MY GOD! and....scene.

All Hairston needs to do is just get on base and let Nomar, Lee, Patterson, Aramis, Burnitz, or Barrett bat him in.

He's not your vydas. He's not their vydas. He's not my vydas. He's Arvydas.

Hey I saw that on the same page that ahd another Chicago Max Headroom video. Personally I thought Conspiracy Theory Rock was great.

Ballston?

You idiots, Rogers, you don't sell the naming rights to yourself! Geez.

The best baseball argument I ever settled was between two people fighting as to whether it's a torn rotator cuff or a torn rotator cup.

You're out of your element, NoCalMike. Go back to finding us our underage whores and be a service to the board.

I thought the whole idea was to rid the Cubs of an over-35 rapidly declining right fielder.

I didn't like Over The Edge '99.

Yes. Coming on here is "instead" of the Patriots. Yes sir. No, he said coming on here and reading how great Delgado is as bad as watching ESPN talk about how great the Patriots is. NO, what I said was TSM Sports is hardly a haven from Patriots fellatio.

That's why you don't teach lessons to your son.

Is STEVEHOLT! in it?

THERE WAS MONEY IN THAT BANANA STAND! YEAH! STEVEHOLT! Please tell me Steve Holt makes more appearances. STEVEHOLT!

Okay I just bought Season 1. (dead dove: do not eat!) Michael: Well. I really don't know WHAT I expected.

They are the same in terms of shitty attitudes but Shaq makes me giggle. By the way I'm surprised he's gone so soon, Rudy T. I figured he'd last until April.

Is that the team with Ruben Boumtje-Boumtje?

Safeco is grass. Throw some tarp down, and if you do it in the first week of April, no big. Cubs don't open at Wrigley until mid to late April

No thanks

It's into the 60s by April.

Bradley Center is the most mundane venue on the NBA circuit I think. Though the event staff can't be beat. U.S. Cellular Arena holds 9,000 people. It would have to be Miller Park. I think Wrigley Field would be cooler though. "Intensity Amidst the Ivy."

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/ruben_boumtje_boumtje/