The Czech Republic

I don't know if I or others brought it up already, but the Cubs won't be putting names on the home uniforms anymore because Hollandsworth and Garciaparra are too hard on the equipment manager. Greys and blues will still have names as per NL rules. I bet that's the real reason Sammy Sosa wants to leave.

He has already played left field (I think it was left, one of the corner positions) with the Devil Rays. He'll fit in well with the Cubs. They need a lefty anyway, Jesus Christ i've never seen so many righties. Patterson and Walker are the sole everyday lefties. It's nuts. After them it's right-handed all the way down the line. Glendon Rusch, bless his heart, was a passable lefty hitter at times.

But we have Derrek Lee and Aramis Ramirez at the corners. Add in Nomar and and Walker in the middle and we have a damn nice infield. I'm really excited about this, if it happens. Huff has power to replace Sosa quite well but he's gonna have to learn to play left or right. Make it happen.

Al: Bud, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Bud: Luscious hooters? Al: No. That's what I should have been thinking about, but no. Kelly: Winds are up to 30 moofs TV producer: That's miles per hour, you idiot. Kelly: Okay, what about this: "Hey, miss, I'm the Keebler Elf! Would you like some free cookies? If you've got the time, I've got the hollow tree." Bud: Yeah, maybe I asked the wrong person. You're used to responding to, "Yo, here!" Kelly: Oh, okay, you little gibbon. The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me." Bud: You really think that's better than, "Let's do it. I have my own bedroom in my parents' house"? Kelly: Bud, look at yourself. Face the ugly truth. They don't have woods deep enough to grow the kind of girls that would be willing to date you. I mean, maybe you're aiming too high. You know, a live girl. See, your problem is, you've got caviar taste, and a pizza face. Aim a little lower. Hey, logs can't run away! And then there's the dead. You know, a girl who's been dead long enough might even think that you're a good catch. Hey, I know, how about a nice department store mannequin? I mean, they're used to being undressed by sexless boys. Bud: Thanks for the help, Bleached Blanket Bimbo. Kelly: They may call me bimbo, but at least they call me.

Do you read books?

Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up her poop chute Cornhole. I just picked up We're Only In It For The Money and Burnt Weeny Sandwich

Battle of the Bands, tonight at the teen center,10 Days Of Disappear square off against the Red Averages. Members of last week's winners, The Czech Republic, will judge.

I <3 Skip Bayless :wub: I feel dirty

The Red Averages. Priceless.

Anyone else have Peter Francis Geraci? Worst monotone ever. Call for his ((free)) ((bankruptcy)) ((tapes))

Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up her poop chute

Yes sir. In regard to the Victory Auto Wreckers commercial, it is my hope that one day, I go to open a car door, and inadvertently tear the whole door off. That old car might be worth money.

You wouldn't want to find out how that ends?

You're an idiot!

Jennifer

Of course, I was referring to the Joads.

Me too, for all the wrong reasons

"Ok, one last thing, and it's a no brainer Bear beats the dogshit outta shark anyday. Sharks are stupid, they eat, they swim, they eat, they swim, the don't stinking sleep and they reproduce at an almost asexual rate. Bears are cunning, bad ass looking, and they are smart enough to take what I would consider a legitimate nap. If I could sleep from game 7 of the world series to opening day I would, wouldn't you? Whatever tactic a shark took, bear standing on rock or not, the bear would figure it out, and kick his ass. Bear, in a landslide. 'It is not to be sir. Bears can be fooled by sausage hung from a bag. Sharks are swimming death machines.' And a fish that chomps down on stinky bloody chum with a 6 foot steel trebled hook sticking out of it is what? Einstein? PLease, sharks have stinking flippers, FLIPPERS for cripes sakes. Bears have HUGE arms and paws with razor sharp claws. Take away a sharks teeth and you've got a large dolphin, you've got FLIPPER HHAAHAHAHAHAAHA! Take away a bears teeth and you've still got two massive arms with razor sharp claws, vs Flippers hehe, total mismatch on all accounts. Sharks suck, Bears rule. Game Over"

Burnitz seems like one whose stats would plummet going from Coors to Turner, but that's just me. Mags is a real liability with the knee and all and I wouldn't be surprised if he went to the AL to just DH.

May I educate you on Frank Zappa and/or Morrissey? They don't suck.

local Chicago commercial that NEEDS to be overplayed: "Look! It's Eagleman!" "I'VE got something for YOOOOOOOOOU" the classic Victory Auto Wreckers commercial that has been running since about 1979 still makes a special guest appearance now and then, usually on channel 9. I don't see it as often as I did, say, 9 years ago.

Most likely but wouldn't it be cool if it was the Bulls? Sigh. Either way it would make the 17th year in which the champs are either Detroit, Chicago, Houston, San Antonio, or the Lakers.

Yeah because with the thread only being 4 months old I'm sure he hasn't noticed it yet. I was referring to the posting of Opening Day lineups, stud

Then have a little respect for the classics.

"Pimptista" really isn't funny. Cease and desist. Sports Great baseball discussion and greater Boston circle-jerks