The Czech Republic

I support it.

The Baby is high but not as high as I WANT YOUR BOD. Asians In A Barrel is maybe a .3 Just Place The Bets is probably 1.0

You don't name it after the lowest one, silly. And I'll NEVER get tired of the Peyton Manning commercial so I'll just pretend I didn't see that.

Scrap Yard Dog!

I knew this guy in grade 7 who carved into his arm "I want Tina" in huge letters. In 8th grade I carved "HATE" into my arm but I got distracted and did something else so all my arm said was "HAT"

gah

Like the Muta scale, but with redundant commercials. I suggest the Everest scale: "We're here with Don Ev---"fuck it I can't even write it out anymore. That'd be 1.0 Everest. "All I wanna do is race, Daddy" would be a 0.9.

"Your reputation precedes you, Van Helsing" was a 0.8 Don Everest, I gotta say.

I guess I don't fit into that group of "everybody". I enjoyed watching Jordan but I didn't love the Bulls. I thought they were terribly over-rated as a team since they showed they couldn't do jack or shit without Jordan in those 2 years where the Rockets won the title inbetween those two 3peats. Um, Pippen got them to the Eastern Conference Championship in '94 but they went down to the Knicks. I'd say coming a game or two away from the Finals is a bit more than jack shit. Also, they popularized "Sirius," though I wish so many teams didn't rip it off

We gave up a perfectly good monarchy for this?

I want a dynasty that I don't hate. But at least I know if the Patriots are dominant I can ignore football and concentrate on things like, I dunno, school. What is it about the Patriots that you hate? Most of the people that I know that hate New England hate them because they're near dynasty status, and seemingly for no other reason than that. I kind of see their point, I always tended to hate most dynasties as well. This is the first time - in my adult life - that it's happened to a team that I root for, so I'm kind if digging how it feels. What Failed Mascot said. Also, some dynasties are good. The Bulls were good. Everyone loved the Bulls. The Lakers, not so good. 49ers dynasty? Good. Cowboys dynasty? Not so good.

THey were obnoxious assholes on drugs. That's pretty American.

I want a dynasty that I don't hate. But at least I know if the Patriots are dominant I can ignore football and concentrate on things like, I dunno, school.

Seriously, the Nationals front office is ridiculous.

The easy answer is "more than Reinsdorf is willing to spend."

Well he'll just get injured anyway, but at least he can't get injured and screw over the Cubs, or hit well against the Cubs, in the AL

I also missed something, especially considering my buddy Nik

Yeah I smell foul play. No wait that's just the general stink of the WWE folder, disregard

Kansas City just built (or is building) a new arena and is looking for a team to rent it. Everyone on Ducks' Board is concerned about this but Anaheim has 20 years left on its contract with city. Should the Angels leave soon, Anaheim will have the Ducks left which is pathetic because at one time we had a football team. Anaheim should something about its teams leaving. Angels won't move, and the Rams were L.A.'s team. In fact, so are the Angels.

w00t! This is freakin' great. These Bulls are lookin' good.

Yikes. Hey, help me construct a joke involving Barry Bonds, Moises Alou, steroids, and urine.

god help me

Moises Alou is a youth movement?

I had reading assignments over the summer, The Great Gatsby in 2002 and Brave New World in 2003. Neither of which I really object to since I would've just read the books eventually anyway, for the heck of it. But I don't think anyone should be saddled with pre-calc over break. At any rate, having gone through Wisconsin schools from 6th grade to high school, I can tell you if the plaintiffs win, they'll just find a way to skirt the state laws and do it anyway. We had twenty minutes for lunch but we were supposed to be allowed at least thirty, so they counted the passing times bookending the 20 minutes as the "lunch period" though there's no way one could conceivably get from the west end of the building to the east, go through the line, and finish their food in the allotted time.

Steamy college co-eds who can't afford all their books.