I wonder what Derek Jeter is like at home. Like if I was a guest and said "Hey Derek grab me a beer," would he dive to the fridge, rummage through all the stuff to get the beer can in the very back instead of the one on the inside of the door, then do a backflip to the front of the couch from behind the couch, and hoist an American flag? Seeing as he makes the simplest tasks look so difficult and all.