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Why is he wishing us a fucking Easter, anyway?

It's not because of what you have now, it's because of what you'll need later.

What if a network did have a screening of Triumph of the Will, for historical and educational purposes? I know it would never happen, but I think it's a film people need to see just to understand.

But that would just make the first-round sweep that more disappointing I don't know what you are talking about. The Bulls are gonna win the title this year! BTW... How many games left on Stephen Jackson's suspension? I don't care if they get swept, making it back to the playoffs is just cool enough right now. These guys have a bright future, though. Deng, Hinrich, Gordon...it's like an actual core of players again, wow!

"Booze is good food."

Yeah that was a legitimate LOL.

You know, not leaving popcorn on the floor just might be what it takes to clean up the Blazers' image.

I don't know where to start.

It's so weird that ESPN just cannot cover the NFL well.

Bears and Packers. hi

Vince McMahon's ladder-legdrop, was that crazy or what?

I've kind of got it down, a little...I'm hitting notes, which is a good start to playing an instrument.

I had no idea my family owned one. Now I must learn to play this fine instrument when I get back to school. Does anyone else here play it?

But that would just make the first-round sweep that more disappointing

Max, are you dreaming about Tilt?

I must be going illiterate or blind, because I read that as "29 cent hamburger sundaes."

Do you have any advice as to what to look for in a band member? Other than being able to play the instrument?

Yeah it's gonna be funny when I have to do a lot of this myself because nobody could stand working with me

The Bulls laid a whoopin' on the 76ers, 110-78. The Bulls are in the 8 spot and are looking two with the Knicks, and then in some order, Hawks, Bobcats, Nuggets, Celtics, and Pistons. Hm.

Mariotti makes more good points than you think.

"We're here with Don Everest, known as 'The Matador,' for his ability to lure the young bulls into the ring and cut them down." You're Playing Poker. They're Playing YOU. But the funniest thing is I know all these lines but I don't even know when the freakin' show is on...

Not a Rome fan but that's funny shit.

I heard that bit. Funny as hell. Damn, first getting a case of "Pimp Juice," now defending thugZ like Moss -- Rush must be getting soft. Well it's simple, Rush heard Randy Moss's voice, and figured he must've been a white man from Alabama.

Cinnabons.

I hope his first guest is Slava Medvedenko. Screamin' A will spend the whole segment just saying the guy's name over and over.