Okay, I forgot the guy's name, he died like a year or two ago around Christmastime, but he was like some hockey pioneer. Anyhoo, the St. Louis Blues were in a sad state of affairs, they were padlocked out of their arena, bankrupt, all of that. This guy was going to move the team to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, where they would be renamed, you guessed it, the Saska Tunes. I'm not making this up. Either the league blocked the move (wow, what a concept, guys!) or the Blues got their shit together, because the Saska Tunes never saw the light of day. Which saddens me. And possibly Banky.