The Czech Republic

The new gas chambers will not just be limited to chickens: also targeted are gypsies, homosexuals, Communists, and people who didn't keep their hands off his Chicken Selects.

First Chechens, now chickens

check your attitude at the door please

...Anti-Damas?

I'd think they'd go to court to find a way to not pay whatever's left.

If they do cut Giambi loose, do you think he'll land with the Mets?

Chapter 5: Why Steph Is Fat

Larry Brown does seem like he could get plenty of action on the side, doesn't he?

Could Larry Brown's coaching prowess be the result of performance-enhancing drugs? Tune into Sportscenter to find out!

2003 was the best year of TSM right?

Justify your selection immediately.

My Chemical Romance did a cover of "Jack The Ripper" and it made me vomit. I wish emo bands would stop citing Morrissey as an influence, it's an insult.

Those are good examples of emo? More like bad examples of music. Metal, indie rock, and Frank Zappa seems to be the most popular stuff here.

Boston really got away with murder in this trade

This isn't Lemmy. Post Lemmy!

What's a Mummer?

I hope they don't lie to you and tell you the turnpike is for making the roads better. Illinois Tollways were built for that reason, and weren't supposed to even last until the 70s, but you know how it is with getting rid of government-created agencies: you can't. Now we can't phase it out because the tollbooth workers would freak out, and tolls cost $1.50. Wonderful

"Come on ______, do it for the conference!" is just such a forehead-smackingly insipid statement. Like the conference represents some shared culture and way of life or something.

Bug me on there instead, I was having problems with my old one and I wanted a numberless name for 2005

Oh Banky

haha but i ohought you and kintic were the same person so that means you can't have an opeinion oabout music haha Thanks.

or at least a johnson

You're Johnson