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SO then it's only a matter of time before the Yankees start becoming the Mets.

"If the Mets could finish higher than fourth, imagine the possibilities!"

The New York Mets: where old stars go to die.

Hey, if you're like me and tired as fuck of reading it, let's try this.

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP STARTING NEW THREADS JUST TO SAY THE SAME DAMN THING???

Hey, VH1 posts here.

Are you stupid. This is the same information.

Well fuck you Washington. The idea of giving you Sosa is we don't have to pay his entire salary, you dumb fucks.

That's what I've been saying all this time! Who can back me up on this. When calling him a "box office attraction," I imagine Sammy Sosa as like a circus attraction, juggling monkeys on bowling pins on a trapeze...or something.

Neither are we.

I, too, have been known to hunt for little Mexican girls. Perhaps you could call me a "conquistador," if you will. I've found they're all pink on the inside.

It probably has to do with the bullet lodged in his brain that they can't remove.

Gammons is still good now, to me at least, but 59, I can't get over that! Sometimes I want to ask him about the time he sent the Indians on the Trail of Tears or the time he fought the bank.

59?!?!?!

But he's Hollywood's bad boy!

Exactly. Any of them can claim that it's their team, but only Rudy Tomjanovich can say "my players."

Yeah it does, that's a 7-5 average record, which in D1-A college football is like going 3 and a million. 7-5 gets you into a bowl easily. But which bowl?

Yeah it does, that's a 7-5 average record, which in D1-A college football is like going 3 and a million.

I'll say, since he's recruiting his coaches and all. God. Packer and Laker flags. Stick the Yankees and Red Wings in there so I can really loathe you.

and also, Ric Bucher, isn't that the dopey white guy that everyone on Fastbreak rips on?

What about Kobe repeatedly saying "my team"? "I was speaking for my team. I was defending my players." He wasn't saying they were his teammates, he was saying they were his players. That was a jackass thing to say.

Well he does rack up the K's...

He lost me when he said Kobe was once again the protagonist.

HAHA The Bears pbp guy was doing a promo for NASCAR starting up on Fox, then after he finishes, he says "All I wanna do is race, daddy!" in a mocking sort of tone. Great. Just great.