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Barry Bonds* get used to it.

Pete got his achievements by working hard. He didn't need to stick a needle up his ass to pass Ty Cobb.

Yeah. Bonds was worse.

Wrong. Wish You Were Here.

Oh hi. Bud Selig says he wants to resolve the steroid issue in the next two months. Look for a solution by August 2006. Ironically, he postponed actions to confirm the Montreal Expos relocation to make this announcement...

This is Billy Beane's fault! He did it to sabotage his cross-town rivals! Now he's gonna add this chapter to that stupid Moneyball book he wrote!

So, you like-a the juice, eh? HE LIKES THE JUICE!! Yes, my friend!

We loved to hate him. I was a big Anglesault fan, but even I got sick of the Eric Milton bitching. It was EVERYWHERE. "Next saturday...I'm gonna DO IT!" "Yeah what you'll do is sign Eric Milton, because you're an idiot like the Yankees"

Didn't Chris Coey used to post here? Paging Slayer...

There's no way this is correct verb usage, I'm sorry.

Whatever you do, don't give the mouse a cookie. I learned how that turned out the hard way. And PLEASE don't give a moose a muffin.

The best way to deal with this is to never let Barry pass Whitey (not Herzog) on the home run list.

The best album of 1975 was Wish You Were Here, you idiots

He'll be back.

So basically, Barry Bonds is incontrovertibly guilty of being a dumb oaf.

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All of your base are belong to us.

Pastel NY Yankees hats are a crime. Good thing they don't wear black! EDIT: a baaaad jersey is that green thing Dallas is wearing against Houston right now.

If we find MikeSC, Marney, rawmvp, and FOOSTER~! all reading a thread, screen-cap it

I also liked "Adam's Song" and "What's My Age Again?". But "All The Small Things" was fucking beaten into the ground.

That took way too long

I'd clap for that.

Chlamydia rhymes with Nidia

Why not combine them? bah-tees-taaaaaah! I Just met a man named bah-tees-tah....