The Czech Republic

Well I wish he wouldn't talk.

Nothing like an illegal play to help the Bears.

I didn't follow football much when the old Browns were around.

All these fucking calls are going to the Vikings! This is bullshit. The Bears should have the ball and the Vikings should be down by 10. This is crap.

Chad Hutchinson is at quarterback for Chicago... ...for now. EDIT: Who the fucking fuck is Tony Siragusa.

Damn Edinger couldn't get a 52-yard field goal. Blargh.

"An interception! By...that guy! ...Urlacher!"

http://www.packerpalace.com/palace/logomain.html Here's a ripe slice of hell.

I don't like "omgz I'm so drukn it's fgnnyh" stuff.

Living in sunny beautiful Cuba doesn't sound like torture to me

I want a ban on "drunk" posting

The Ice Storm Horsefeathers

He's drugged! It's funny!

I'd do it, but I don't want to run up my phone bill calling long distance from Illinois to South Carolina

I think you guys all know that I would be the kid that tries DXM once and dies and shows up on 20/20.

Not that it's on DSotM, but it's criminal to name a Pink Floyd intro without mentioning One of These Days. Pigs Run Like Hell Shine On You Crazy Diamond (when the guitar first comes in, rather) Time all great Floyd openers

What about a two_tuff toddy?

He can move to endorsements...

Okay I don't know how it is nationwide, but is carriage even an issue anymore in these days of digital cable? I mean, it seems like now both USA and Spike TV would be givens, and we're concerned about the People Magazine Network not being available on our systems. Or something marginal of that ilk.

Me slipping on ice in a parking lot. Seriously. I got up and laughed at myself.

I think I remember welshjerichomark saying she was a Blazin' Squad fan.

Not to mention stealing his girlfriend's money.

"So are these balls supposed to be tighter now?" "I dunno man, I wanna know if these balls are supposed to be smaller now." "Hmm. Good question."

My birthday is next Friday. I'm sure you'll have nasty things for me.