The best was when there were a bunch of people at school wearing Confederate flag paraphernalia around. When asked if they supported slavery, they said it was their fervent support of states' rights.
This was in Wisconsin, by the way, just to baffle you further.
Yeah, I'm with you. Maybe the upper left can have the state's name written out (or the District of Columbia as well, you fucking whiners) but the general form looks the same, and maybe a different hologram for each state. And no more of those stupid vertical licenses.