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Fuck off, Kotz. Sorry that I don't meet your lofty standards. Maybe if I just posted some blinking colored squares, you'd be more impressed by me.

Doesn't the Jehovah-Yahweh thing ahve to do with mistranslating J's and Y's and stuff?

holy qualifying statements batman holy sweeping generalizations batman

Isn't there a 7-year statute of limitations for resurrected dead fast food icons in cartoon form?

Take off those rubber boobs. This post was written in haste by a poster trying to meet a deadline.

How many years was Edwards in the Senate again? EDIT: Technically that is. If you add it up it was probably just a month

Wevver

Neo-Geos ripped my flesh! Rzzz!

Oh great, I'm supposed to sound like Bob Barron. I have a deeper voice than that and drop syllables out of words sometimes. It's a Midwest thing.

I'll be damned but the liberal media is doing a fine job of making me feel sorta bad for the old chap. Now that the campaign is over, they're portraying John as a warm intellectual guy who loves hockey and his family, has a healthy masculine relationship with his stepson, a man who was born and bred to rule and lead. He's not afraid to think before he speaks, and really cared about the country he defended. He seems like you'd want to be at home with him in his den, each in big fuzzy sweaters on an overstuffed couch, watching the Bruins game and discussing European history during the intermissions. And you get the feeling that he'd bring that sort of Kennedy charm to the White House, but he failed, and probably wept for hours afterwards. SO WHY WAS HE PORTRAYED AS SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG WHEN IT ACTUALLY MATTERED?!?!?! AHHHHH

That was obviously false. If he had a mulatto child out of wedlock, we'd have found the light-skinned black kid with the weird neck.

Nah. The left doesn't like Jews enough to do it. -=Mike Oh the left likes Jews, they just don't need to exploit them for personal gain.

For the Cubs fans outside of the 720 signal who can't get the Ron Santo Experience, it's basically a lot of groaning and strange noises when the Cubs screw up, and a lot of strange tangents that Pat tries to just ignore.

Game set match Kibagami.

Because he claims the moral high ground and says he has values -- LIAR... Here's the thing, I don't think swearing is bad. I know that it's a result of the Victorian culture and I don't agree with the logic connected to it. But my family, both sides, and a portion of "Conservative Christians" do think it's wrong, or pretend to. I don't quite know why, but they find it somewhere equivalent to murder and blasphemy. Hey, swearing has its time and place. It's a matter of when you use it.

Ah, here we go. Tomko and Fertig. This was a true classic, in my eyes, because it actually predated the similiar Regal-Eugene storyline by four or five months. This guy, StevieNightHeat, he breaks the story of Bane and Seven from OVW coming up to WWE house shows but working under their real names. I wonder if Stevie posts here anymore. Okay, now in the beginning, I really struggled with the identities of the two characters and which direction I wanted to take them. I had some sort of tribute to the enemies from Final Fantasy games initially, and then something about Fertig having an unnaturally high sperm count, or being Jay Sherman's dad, but a lot of this went nowhere. It took intervention from Rudo to really get the ball rolling with what we all remember. Oh yeah, Special K. That was a nice gag. It didn't take off like I thought it would in the long-term, but it was good for a one-shot pop. "I fertig'd!" That was quality. Yep. The Rain Man and Radio references were pretty sweet, too. Tomko: Fertig! How did you get here? I'm trying to wrestle. Special K: My harness broke. HHH: (poses, spits water) OH man. "Broken harness" actually re-surfaced a few times after this when referring to Fertig. This one actually made me LOL, but I gotta say, the addition of "poses, spits water" really dates the joke. Really gives away that it's 2003. Rainbow suspenders. Surely Eugene did once. There's Slayer with the Mice And Men line, that was well played. Terri: Have you ever been with a girl before? *Fertig looks off into space while waving his hand around* Terri: You know, I find a man who wears a hockey helmet to be real sexy... *Terri puts hand on Fertigs thigh* Fertig: ooooOOOOOOh. Terri: And I just love a man who's not afraid to wear corduroy pants with a windbreaker and velcro shoes... Timeless. This gets me every time. Tomko: Hey Ric this is my brother Fertig Fertig: I'm Fertig, Fertig Fries Temko: Tell him the story Fertig Fertig: I like french fries Ric: Stares into space wondering what happened to get him in this angle This takes on a certain irony one year later as Flair's promos are sounding more like what he would've had to hear from Fertig. Impotence of the MIND, he says. Man, that's beautiful in its offensiveness. Hm there's a jab at the IC title's lack of credibility. Good thing Chris Jericho built it back up. Flowers for Algernon, Austin reacting to Fertig...I miss Steve now. There's Slayer, pointing out our references. Yeah, these were good times. 20th Century Fox ©, 2004 *Main Menu* WWE Unscripted: Bonus Commentary Choose language: ENGLISH ESPANOL FRANCAIS DEUTSCH BILL WALTON

Dude, that was great. A fine addendum to a fine chapter of TSM. I'll do DVD commentary on Tomko & Fertig.

I have a Japanese slot machine in my bedroom.

Hey do you guys think that as much as WGN says they don't want to, they'll have no choice but to simulcast Pat Hughes and Ron Santo on 720 and channel 9/Comcast/channel 26? It's what the people want.

Wait a sec, "full half" sounds really stupid!

And you JUST discovered this?!?

Also, the chin connection. Sid, Snitsky, the guys have more chin than a Chinese phonebook. IT'S NOT! MY! FAULT! ......BAAAAAAGH! That was priceless, come on

It's been about a year since the day that we unleashed Tomko & Fertig, WWE Unscripted, and the John Cena Christmas Carol. Relive the memories. Tomko & Fertig: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=44580 WWE Unscripted: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1101640 John Cena Christmas Carol: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1100558 DVD Bonus Feature

Don't talk to Quetzalcoatl like that.

Until you sign the company over to some handsome white devil because he got you fucking hammered during the contract negotiations