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I'll give Kerry this, he looks Presidential, and I'm sure he's a nice guy once you get to know him. But looking Presidential is what Harding and Kennedy did, and their legacies in office are far from revered.

Do you want to go into the fucking "Let's secede!" morons who populate YOUR side? How about the "No Blood for Oil" idiots? I can go on and on if you'd like about this, because liberals are an endless source of mockable people. -=Mike I've been trying to calm the crazy liberals on campus down this week. The whole "AMERICA IS DEAD THE SKY IS FALLING LET'S THROW BUSH OUT HE'S EVIL" crowd of raving lunatics. It's getting exhausting. Maybe we should let them secede, and stuff them all into one state where they can walk around being indecisive about important things and chalking it up to "being educated," and then say that Marilyn Manson is the smartest musician of all time.

Yeah, it's peppered all throughout Lies And The Lying Liars That Lie About Lying Because They Like To Lie About Who They Lie To About Lying or whatever that book was called. Not that I bought it. I read it in Barnes & Noble and put it back when I was done.

I think a Hillary Clinton-Nancy Pelosi ticket is the way to go, no doubt.

Ummm, actually Johnson got us into Vietnam the most. Kennedy was ready to get us out of it when he took a bullet to the head iirc. Kennedy was probably one of the Presidents that most divided the country I think. It doesn't seem anyone I have ever talked to about the Kennedy years was indifferent to him. They either really really loved him or were really really glad someone shot him in the head. Most President have lunatic fringes for and against them with many undecided voters....Kennedy it seems was either loved or hated beyond belief. I'm interested in Kennedy's life right now and reading about the things people didn't know about when he was President. Like how his glowing healthy look in the debates compared to Nixon's exhausted five-o' clock-shadow look was actually because he was on cortisone injections, that had he foregone, would've made him look even more ill than Nixon. He had so many health problems: Addison's disease, ulcers, a back that was so bad he couldn't pick up his kids....who's to say he would've survived a second term?

Even though Jordan seems to be a Democrat, he really doesn't much like politics. It certainly doesn't seem like he's as active as somebody of his stature would be, you know? EDIT: I smell marijuana coming through my radiator

Funny, I can never hear of them anymore without thinking of them as Hannity and Colmes. I'm sorry to hear that Al Franken's joke is that ingrained in your head. Do you want therapy? We can get you therapy. Nobody should be haunted by the political pseudo-humor of Al Franken. And we can help.

No we may absolutely NOT. Rising star! Rising star! 2008! "But isn't he for like gay marriages and abortion and sh--" NO! RISING STAR! Also of note: he admitted to using marijuana and cocaine. In the grand tradition of Democratic politicians, this IMPROVED his popularity.

Must've sucked to take out a $25,000 deposit on all those belts

Even Bill thinks this offer is a little steep

I'm douched. I'm Dutch.

100 million for 5.

What is it, $200M for 10 years? That's like half the Oakland A's. Any way you slice it it's a ludicrous demand. I have even more respect for John Stockton now, who always did his own contract negotiations with management, without some slimy agent making ridiculous demands for his own personal gain.

Who do you really emjot Kido, I know this is just the internet, but noiw has come time for me to wipe the ring with you for good. I'm taking the gloves off and am now ready to debate you on anything and make you bleed like a little huoseslut who never had her tampoin changed. Now it's like getting your tits and back slit with a giant ass chainsaw. So fuck off and it's late for me and I'm tired and feeling strange but before I go I want to let you know: go shit yourself.......as you like to say........bitch.

Well we've learned how much the Tribune values ol' Stoney's insight, haven't we.

Fort Knox surrounded by a moat of lava surrounded by pitbulls that spit bees and shrapnel bombs doesn't have that much security.

Does he also want three Hawaiian islands? And the good ones, not that leper one?

Department of the Inferior? I mean Interior? Seriously, which department is more useless?

Ripping the flesh off tit.

Who ARE these people?!?!

I'd like to see Giuliani take over as Attorney General, and if Colin Powell chooses not to come back, Condoleezza Rice would be a popular replacement at Sec. of State, I bet.

Shame on you.