The Czech Republic

I don't see hard nipples. shame

Oh, Ric! Why confront Tajiri when you can easily just walk off with the hot chick?

I am.

Anglesault should be happy.

Forget Triple H, I wanna see what happens to Raw when the production staff isn't there that night. (Not like they're there anyway)

So if he's not in Peoria...where IS he?

The curtain should fall down behind Triple H to reveal an Arby's.

that pink swirly tie means business.

So what happens if you get hit with the NO BABIES sign? Does it make you sterile?

The NO BABIES sign, an old staple of the Memphis circuit.

He's like Evolution with the ever-changing videos from last summer.

you know if Snitsky isn't talking I really don't care about the dude

Is this ANOTHER version of that piano music?

Is this gonna be another week of Eugene getting bashed so hard that he gets his head scrambled, shaves his beard, cuts his hair, and changes to Nick Dinsmore and joins Evolution? THen he takes a week off and comes back again and nothing changes

Men working? Not in a Gene Snitsky match

Looks like it's a quick in-n-out night for me

Was that a new mawn-tawzhe? I haven't seen the first few minutes of Raw in weeks.

Segment 1: Smackdown Rebound

Yeah you and like 30 billion others

If we have to carry the thread, my back might give out. I think I pulled something.

I hope Eric Bischoff is back and better than ever tonight.

Those were some pretty cute girls in the front row, I think.

Max, your handwriting is really cool, it's like a refined version of mine.

They were circulating earlier this year when Atlanta was in 4th place and Smoltz said he wanted to go to the Cubs if the Braves didn't get it together. They did. But I still want him to close for Chicago. As for LaTroy sucking, come on. Two blown saves with 2 outs and 2 strikes? Inexcusable, especially because those games cost us the wild card.

Forget the lives, the money We're in this together And through it all They say that nothing's forever And the refuse to see the bomb on me WHY WON'T THEY BLOW UP