The Czech Republic

Best interview Ted Kennedy here at 7.15 because he can't be sloshed just yet

Uh oh, France thinks our government is of questionable veracity!

I think you can really tell which way someone leans now more than ever based on their opinion on the Electoral College.

Because smaller states don't get quite as screwed over this way.

Why DO major news bureaus lean liberal, anyway? Nobody's given me a good answer because they all say "Liberal? They're conservative, like Fox News! HAHA!"

Foreign nations are sending observers to our polls. Insert Kerry joke here.

Well, the House is Republican, but it's a moot point because there's not a strong enough third candidate to cause anything less than an electoral majority for the winner.

Here's who came to mind for me before Jack: Jimmy Stewart Al Pacino Robert DeNiro Marlon Brando Robert Duvall Tom Hanks

I don't trust CBS anymore. I'm leaning towards CNN or Fox, or WGN if they have coverage.

Nice. The Chicago Tribune endorses Bush.

You're not handicapped, you're handi-capable!

IL and GA both were worse. Sad but true.

When the girls get mad at you, that's the worst.

You're absolutely right. The word "Iran" actually comes from "Aryan." I discussed the fallacy of a guy with a clearly Persian name being called an Arab (which I'm sure they must LOVE) with Rando and Quik last night. Oh well. I don't expect WWE to know these things.

45 minutes left...two more shills left in Lawler? "Hey King I see you brought out a Playstation 2 to the booth and hooked it up to our monitor that we're supposed to use as the TelePrompTer." "Well JR, I just had to play this great new game, Smackdown vs. Raw! We're Raw! I'm winning!"

The Japanese Pipe Men would make a fine addition to a thin tag division.

Did he say something to Benoit about the Von Trapps?!?

Now they're in position to hand over the belts to the Ay-Rabs

I think this is what we call in the business a "swerve"

Now the book?!??! Geez, Curt Schilling didn't do this much shilling.

"I thought it was virtual paintball, mom"

It's the teeth.

Nah... with King's rules, it can't be more than 17. Knockout blow!

This is the greatest thing in the world? What about insulin? What about democracy? This is just a Game Boy or something

Jerry Lawler is obsessed with this children's toy.