The Czech Republic

Nova invented...well it wasn't amateur wrestling, I know that much

Take off your shirt. No, take off YOUR shirt!

Not particulary!

Matt rhymes with fat! capitalize on it.

Plant!

A hoser's a hoser of courser of courser Talk to Mr. Edge EDIT: you're the winner until further notice

"Who do I think I am? Well for reasons unbeknowst to me, I think I'm Harry Connick Jr., I really can't explain it"

He just said he was an 11-time tag team championship.

"And now, meet my mystery partner...OUTLAW RON BASS!" Isn't he dead? Because that would be pretty damned random. -=Mike ...Prays for a Mulkeys appearance... I really don't know. I know Art Barr is dead

"And now, meet my mystery partner...OUTLAW RON BASS!"

Nice to see Mo Vaughn is employed in the offseason

slip on beer!

Christian's face was like "ach mein Gott der schweinstucker!"

The Grumpy Grandpa! Yes!

Sooooo, for the main event, are a bunch of Japanese people gonna stand on the ramp and say "the baby! see the baby!"

Watch out Randy! New shitty music is givin' you a run for your money!

I'm really challenged to care about this match.They're useless

"Why have I been helping Evolution?"

Chick-Fil-A should do a run in

the reaction was also much higher-pitched

Lead pipe, meet Edge's knee...

BISCHOFF ACKNOWLEDGED A GAPING PLOT HOLE!!!!!!

SNITSKY FOR FLAIR? This is where it gets personal.

Batista vs Shelton Benjamin...for the women's title!

did anyone else start singing "the Leader of the Pack" just now? doubt it