The Czech Republic

I want some minor leaguers in there too.

So this guy is German, Irish, and Native American...it's like he's genetically programmed to be the fucking alcoholic that he is

She was pretty.

My friend found out he was part Native American and embarked on a crusade to prove that Andrew Jackson was worse than Hitler. So I discovered my Jewish heritage and told him to back off.

I'm browsing Newsweek on the Web here...I never knew how shamelessly liberal this publication was! It's gotta be exclusive to the Web version or something, there's no way this could get published on paper. I always liked Time and thought it to be relatively centrist.

I'm a conservative and even I don't think it's in the best interests of the nation to move the Supreme Court too far to the right.

See, I always thought that, but my friend is Catholic and says the people at his church are mostly Republican and the priest drops hints like "Now I'm not supposed to endorse a candidate but I think we all know which one is looking out for us." So I don't know, Andrew.

Seriously--we need to do something about that two term limit. Maybe as long as it is non-consecutive it should be okay. And no, having Bill as First Gentleman won't be the same... It wouldn't. It'd be the first time he was a gentleman. LOL2004!

What about Grandmaster Flash?

Tell me what you think of it and if it's worth buying.

Yesterday I had street potatoes for dinner.

I thought Alec Baldwin was moving to Canada. Get out already!

Yeah, you get 69-cent burgers at Wendy's

No, it's not undue. There's no proof that it's undue anymore. It's a loss of priviledge on the basis of race or gender. It's discrimination. Please, get out of 1968 and actually look at today's society. It's counter-productive to discriminate. It should be disallowed just on that alone, never mind civil rights.

It's not our fault we're evil. Now if you don't mind, I need to catch a flight to the Rocky Mountains, where the Republicans are congregating at their hidden fortress, "The Dark Castle Of Fear," where soon, all will be going just as we planned! Mwahaha! P.S.: It's next door to the White Castle Of Fear. Vader says hi.

WHAT?!? If you're going to discriminate against me for the rest of my life because of the past, you better give me one good week of preferential treatment so you can at least justify this shit. Yeah, for real. Where the hell is my harim? I want someone to get my coffee! I don't even like coffee. Get me some anyway!

I'm sort of mad at Bill Clinton for not being a moron. Damn you and your objective ways.

Numerous studies show that minorities who land their jobs through affirmative action are not less qualified than their colleagues. What's the saying in the medical circles, "watch out for black doctors under 40"?

WHAT?!? If you're going to discriminate against me for the rest of my life because of the past, you better give me one good week of preferential treatment so you can at least justify this shit.

No place has it.

I'm gonna go across the street to the store and buy it right now.

Yeah, god forbid you listen to the last man that was liked in your party. It doesn't seem like they want to, does it?

Well we certainly know the GREAT Northeast and West Coast are enlightened! For the rest of the country is just Jesusland! LOL2004!

Well, of COURSE we should move away from foreign oil. I'd like to see R&D towards alternative energy, but the truth is, it's going to be a while before we have alternative means, so we have no choice but to make do. My fear in Israeli/Palestinian peace treaties is that the Palestinians STILL won't be happy, and things won't stop.

I don't understand why illegal aliens would get money from the American government, at all. Explain this to me.