The Czech Republic

Oh this isn't typical at all. Most liberals I've seen have told me they're leaving the country or protesting in Washington, but don't do shit. Actually following through is quite novel.

Nidia, Gail Kim, Palumbo, and Mack? Geez this show was a real trap door of talent.

Isn't it bizarre how an Internet "wrestling" message board can lean so far right of center, let anone any way at all?

I'm now a member of the conservative brigade, I don't need to bring content on every post. It's home field advantage or something.

But bigolsmitty didn't get banned yet

I've been freezing my ass off this week. We need MORE greenhouse gases.

You eat like a king. Maybe duke. Definitely prince, though

No. I heard it on Wrestlecrap once. I don't know if I can handle it.

I thought it had to have been good seeing as Fox hyped it for almost a month.

I got desperate and ate a bag of beef jerky. Consumption of beef jerky is more reprehensible than smoking, drinking, chewing tobacco, and snorting coke. Combined.

THe Perfect Strangers theme. Why? I missed it. http://www.80stvthemes.com/ra/STRANGERS.ra

Here's something for the Captain. http://www.80stvthemes.com/ra/TJHOOKER.ra

If you play it backwards, he's saying "Randy Ortons sucks"

It's supposed to be the opening (or closing, I suppose) of the stock market. By synthesizing the themes of Texas, the stock market, and salad dressing commercials, one could argue JBL has one of the best themes ever.

If Holly doesn't get fired after this I don't know what will. I think it's time to drop Bob Holly on his head again.

Beth Littleford has a theory that Jaded, Crazy, and Amazin' are all the same song.

I don't wanna hear about pubic hair on Sandra Day O'Connor's gavel.

No breakfast. I slept until noon. No lunch. I wasn't hungry enough. I had a bacon cheeseburger and French bread sausage pizza for dinner. I'm still hungry.

We like "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" in our family.

I have Super Christmas New Year's Fun-Fest Week. 1. Christmas Eve at my aunt's house. We eat lots of Swedish cuisine. Then all the kids put on a show! 2. Christmas Day we open presents at home and stay home or go to my grandmother from my mom's side. That side isn't as fun. 3. Boxing Day at my grandmother from my dad's side with lots of the people from Christmas Eve. We eat turkey and stuffing and lots of other food. Then all the kids make a movie! Then we all sleep over and party. 4. December 27th Day we hang out, and the girls watch Heidi. My cousin and I do other stuff because we don't like to watch Heidi. We try to finish the movie. Then we eat leftovers from last night's feast. Then everyone goes home. December 28 and 29 are days off, in which we take time to relax and enjoy our presents. 5. New Year's Eve Eve is a day in which my immediate family goes to Woodfield and does stuff for the day, like spend the money we got for Christmas. Then I head over to my cousin's house and we get ready for the New Year's Eve party the next day. 6. New Year's Eve is a fun day in which my cousin and I hang out at his house and others for a while. I beat his friends at family board games and then they don't like me. 7. New Year's Day is a time to unwind from the stuff. Then I go home and that's the end.

see, THIS was funny. Because the Captain Of Outer Space can do no wrong.

He's too moderate for the Democrats, always trying to please everyone. That bastard--everyone knows we gotta make those elephants SQUEAL!!!

Like the Terminal, Amistad, Catch Me If You Can, and Schindler's List? I have all six Schindler's List collectible cups from Burger King. The Ben Kingsley one is too short.

I'm still waiting for a Banders thread dedicated to me.

Johnny Damon is half-Thai. I never knew that.