The Czech Republic

so the two laids really cancel each other out, and you got off.

In Illinois, you fill up, go in, pay, and leave. That's all there is to it. Unless you have the card, then you just fill, swipe, leave. Paying after you pump means you get to do the ever-so-fun feathering the pump to get it to land on exactly $20.00.

Banders emjots Agent

And this thread has officially taken a turn for the surreal.

Trish Stratus's Manbeast loves The Smart Marks.

I thought we were friends. We're pals, I'm calling a spade a spade. Tell me I'm wrong and prove why. Come to think of it, I have been too self-effacing lately, for no good reason. I could be much worse than I am. Where's the CWM connection coming from, though? We hated each other. I'll probably be out of this whiny teenager phase in short time, I think. It can't be a long-term deal.

Edited for accuracy. This "edited for accuracy" bit is possibly the most overused joke on TSM - with the least likelihood to actually be humorous. I'm not faulting you specifically here. But I've just seen SO many people use it, and I don't think I've laughed once at it.. +1 WHOOSH OMG BAN PLZ Come on. How about some fresh material.

Oh man. Don't waste your money. I had a big discussion with Slayer about this. It's easier to just tell you you'll be disappointed. No "Follow Me To Freedom" or "Come And Get Your Whoopin." That's all you need to know. But fine, here they are -Foreign Market Sportscenter -Doug Gilmour is tough. You need some more rouge. -Post-show locker room interview #1 "Charles Barkley doesn't wanna be a role model? I do." -Writing Our Own Material "To all the young players..." -Larry Beil's Rookie Hazing -Cheerleaders Help Stuart Scott "Go! Rebels!" -"Guys. What sounds better: hurt me, or spank me?" -Kenny Mayne Explains Pokemon and Digimon -"Is it okay if I call you sunshine?" -Live Sportscenter Bloopers -Hoagie Pool -Superstitions -Anchor Injuries "We've got a coffee scald!" "Rug burn!!" -Anchors Doing Commercials -Charley Steiner Writes Dog Show Highlights -Firing the Rally Monkey -Writing Catchphrases -Deciding Anchor Pairings -What do they say while the music is playing at the end? -Kenny Mayne's First Day at ESPN -Playing Ping-Pong w/the Draft Lottery Balls -The Sportscenter DVD Commentary -The Syracuse Orange Bothers Karl Ravech -Kenny Mayne Golfs Near the Satellites -Casual Friday Goes Too Far -"You're Martina, International Martina, International tennis star of the land" -Melissa Stark Signs Fan Mail -The Stanford Tree Encourages Recycling -"Should've washed his hands." "Washed his paws." -Ernest Borgnine in Ice Station Zebra -Christmas at ESPN -Post-show locker room interview #2 "Greatest job in the world. That's what I tell YOU guys!" -The Kid That Came Up Too Soon When all is said and done it's barely over 15 minutes.

Edited for accuracy. This "edited for accuracy" bit is possibly the most overused joke on TSM - with the least likelihood to actually be humorous. I'm not faulting you specifically here. But I've just seen SO many people use it, and I don't think I've laughed once at it.. +1 WHOOSH

Jimmy Key, what's he, like, 45? I could hit him. Did you see the game last night Mike? It sucked, didn't it? It sucked!

I thought we were friends.

Edited for accuracy. The "this board is not a democracy" thing goes back to a million board-related discussions, it was intended as humor.

You test drugs for money to spend on prostitutes.

THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY

Okay, as we may remember, I openly questioned whether it was right to ban guys like Choken One, or Bring Back Charlie Ward, for no explicit offense other than just a nebulous term called "prolonged stupidity." There were a bunch of pros and cons that I raised, but it mainly got down to the dilemma of what's considered insufficient content. Now, as recently as fifteen seconds ago, I planned to write out a long, drawn out essay on this topic. But you know what? Fuck it. This is Hardcore Discussion, I don't get credit for the post, so there's no need to be eloquent. In fact, this will probably backfire and get me booted out of here instead. I can't stand Banders Kennany anymore. This is the worst fucking poster I've ever witnessed. I'm not alone. I'm actually getting PMs from people asking me to say something about it. He's just freaking terrible. That's all there is to it. I've never seen anybody flagrantly abuse spelling, logic, and good taste like this before. Here are some examples: "Banders Kennany is still the GODDANM Graddaddy of them all." First of all, two misspelled words which we've all pointed out to him many times. Just a minor annoyance. "Ripping the flesh off tit." Where Top Guy = Banders and Bottom Guy = The Rest Of TSM "When I get a handjob, the only way I like it is if she pulls on it a little bit and has long fingernails, and scratches the skin between my cock and my ass. It's like heaven. (obviously paraphrased because the spelling and grammar is improved)" Where Left Guy = TSM and Right Guy = Kotzenjunge I doubt the mods will ban Banders because of the mess we had last summer. But what I can ask is this: If we can't pull a Choken One by way of the mod squad, we can pull a Drury by way of the general community and just drive him out, like St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland. Whatever. Go take action and such while I spend my day napping, class-attending, and birthday shopping for someone who won't even say "thank you." Have a good day and thanks for your support. Bill Proxmire Why did I sign this "Bill Proxmire"?!?

Quick, get Will Scarlet!

and my drink on, and my smoke on come home with something to poke on (sup bitch?)

You're even more useless here than I am.

Stupid, it was her talking about herself. I thought I was highlighting the humorous rantings and redundancies of my friends, but yay, Banders Kennany steps in and vindicates them.

All he had to do was watch Friends! Oh, boy! Funny, I am!

Clearly yourself, cap'n.

He loves Shadows Fall. Massachussetts indie fan Wants Jarrett to die

I have to make a CD. Rock will work, I reckon.

That was a girl's screen name on MSN.

Whatever you say, man. I trust you.