The Czech Republic

No, it has to be with someone I love.

Why aren't there whites at wide receiver? Nobody's been able to tell me.

What's the purpose of a salary cap if you're obscenely over it? I'm serious. I have no grasp of NBA economics. It seems like their cap is circumvented so much that it might as well not even be there.

Oh no, just one Bright Eyes show.

Chicago where?

I think Tobias means blue as a verb in the present tense, in lieu of "paint." There are better Tobias lines that season, but that's the one everyone remembers

That's marginally cool. Didn't the Nets wear tie-dyed jerseys then? Wasn't that guy that butchered the National Anthem doing so at a Nets game?

He sure likes to compare himself to Walter Payton.

In the roller hockey league I play in, I think most or all the players wear the bear jerseys. All the teams need to sell new jerseys in order make up for the lost revenue during the lockout. The only teams that need overhauls are the Mighty Ducks, Sabres, and Capitals, I think. Nobody's clamoring for the Red Wings to wear black, in fact, I can see the fans just shitting on that. I don't like the idea of these "form-fitting jerseys" or whatever they're being called. I don't need Tie Domi's form to be fitted. This has all the makings of Cooperall pants: some people who don't know shit come up with a new uniform to make skaters faster, and then they all just fly into the boards like the Chinese kid in Mighty Ducks 2. (Or was it the cowboy kid?) I guess Reebok's contract allows them to have discretion over all 30 uniforms, and they'll probably cut major corners to the point where there are like five templates that every team just fills colors into and slaps a crest on. If they start redesigning everyone's identities, especially Original Six teams, it's just gonna be shat all over. Granted, those 1930s Habs throwbacks or whatever with the blue stripe on white, I like those a lot, they could wear those. But if they put the Maple Leafs in black skintight sweaters with blue armpits, and a modernized leaf to "look more aggressive and modern for today's urban culture," that's when we all just get lawn chairs, snacks, and watch things go down.

I think Bob Barron and I are a lot alike in many ways, except that he likes Saturday Night Live, and I prefer Mr. Show. He likes famous teenage girls, and I just like teenage girls that I'm friends with. Bob has unkempt curly hair under a dirty Braves hat, I have unkempt, thick, well-conditioned hair under a weathered Cubs hat. I guess Bob and I really aren't so alike.

How can you even use "Detroit Lions" and "great success" in the same sentence, really. So I guess all the sweaters will look like those batting practice jerseys with mesh in the armpits. I also saw that the Bruins are getting rid of the spoked B and going with Pooh full-time

I wouldn't say audibly indistinguishable, at least not in all cases. I mean, seriously, anyone who can't tell the difference between a Newf and someone from Texas just by hearing them speak is probably deaf. I know that's an extreme case, but still; it's not like we all sound exactly the same. Well, yeah, but Torontonians probably sound like people in other Great Lakes cities

Apparently a bunch of GMs saw the new skin-tight sweaters Bettman and Reebok are making everyone wear, and said it was the worst thing they had ever seen. Oh boy.

I hope the Steelers either shut out the Seahawks, like 38-0, or win in overtime. We haven't had an overtime Super Bowl or a shutout in years, if ever

Yeah four days of stubble, and I'm clumsily groping at my chin like a 12-year-old would awkwardly fumble some girl in a basement closet at a party. It's gotta go EDIT: clean again

You know, almost everybody else left and right, supporters and many detractors, bar associations and other legal experts, all seem to feel that Alito is a well qualified judge who does his job with the utmost professionalism, going by the law rather than personal beliefs. What do you, NoCalMike, know that apparently all these legal experts don't know?

I'd say that's pretty good! Two more than I can name!

I don't have the patience, because I keep touching my chin.

How rude.

30th in attendance. Who doesn't care?

You guys should tattoo your feces.

This should get the point across. I could've done a fancy mashup, but I just hastily spliced Metal Guru and Panic. smiths___t._rex___metal_panic.mp3

I might attempt facial hair for the first time, but this is highly tentative, and very risky.

WHO FUCKING CARES, YOU GIANT DOUCHE. IT'S PAC-MAN ON A MESSAGE BOARD. Seriously, admin was like "every other forum had an arcade feature but us, until now!" and I must've really missed the boat on that one because I've never heard of this phenomenon. It's like Invision is trying to monopolize the whole "time-wasting Internet endeavors" thing. You know, as if forums weren't already the crack of the Web, we also need the option to play Space Invaders in between "john cena sucks d00d" and "we need west coast mods." Let's add a facebook so that TSM can be your one-stop shop for lack of productivity.

YTMND of all places has a damning indictment of Coldplay by slowing down/speeding up Clocks and Speed Of Sound and then overdubbing one on the other. There's the whole Talk/Computer Love deal, but we all know the story behind that