Speaking of done-to-death, Rey Mysterio Jr. shouldn't have the record for longest Rumble time. They just played that card TWO YEARS AGO with Benoit, a guy who, you know, actually deserves it. They're just gonna do this every single year and cheapen the whole thing to the point where everybody knows that whoever draws 1-4 is gonna win so they can OVERCOME THE ODDS AND MAKE HISTORY AND WOW THEY REALLY DID IT. Part of me wanted it to always be Ric Flair who was The Guy That Lasted A Really Long Time, because '92 is the best Rumble ever, and Ric Flair is great, but I liked Benoit a lot too, so I was cool with that, save for that lame-ass "we made you get #1" conspiracy angle. But to have fuckin' Rey Mysterio Jr. do it? That's stupid. He's still just the little masked guy from WCW to me, in fact, he's been significantly marred since then by the Filthy Animals, that stupid jack-in-the-box entrance, his shitty Mexican rap music, a lame-ass finishing move called the "West Coast Pop," and that angle where Eddie Guerrero was his son's biological father. I don't care how many Mexicans watch Smackdown. Rey Mysterio Jr doesn't belong in the world title picture.