The Czech Republic

Don't worry, I'm actually aware of what I'm doing here.

Who? Mike Jones. WHO?

Was nobody above drenching the drums in reverb in the 80s? Not even the Smiths made it through without ridiculous drum tracks (Still Ill off the top of my head) I've liked what Camper Van Beethoven I've heard so far, btw

Pre-Taped Call-In Show. Let's do it.

Like, he was funny when I was 14.

Okay, I didn't really read any of that, but the point is, it's incorrect usage, it's not that clever, and it makes you sound like you don't know the right way to say it. I mean, I think they're a bunch of whiny, shallow, subversively racist, disingenuous pantywaists, but the correct term is "Democratic Party."

I think every school has that. Curry, did you hang out with the theater kids as well?

Don't use that smiley if you're gonna mock losers.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Scotsman any longer.

"...and Matt doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me."

I'd get a high-mileage car. I don't care about cars. It's always been a point A-point B deal to me, nothing more. Just get me the cheapest means to do so. Automatic transmission, too. Fuck a bunch of "stick is the only REAL way to drive a car! it's a sport of MEN!" It's an extra thing for me to fumble with at something I don't even like doing anyway.

The time I drank two Mountain Dew Amps and washed them down with a Code Red is as close as I've ever been to an altered state of consciousness. I just remember running. A LOT. Around my neighborhood and my house. Then I watched the Sklars do stand-up and it was at the time the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life. I passed out for like twelve hours at the conclusion of it all. I've never touched one since.

Those are still unbelievably tacky shirts.

PODCAST IS A BAD WORD "Comments Which Don't Warrant A Radio Show"

Do people who call it the "Democrat Party" know how uneducated they sound? Like, I see what they're going for, but it's at the expense of their credibility.

Who?

I didn't claim to be a fan.

I want the Steelers to win, because seriously, who cares about the Seahawks?

Wait, that's your name? But it said from. When did they change from to for? I didn't get the letter, because...ok yeah

Incidentally, I applied to the site via PM to admin, and I see he's been on today!

I've got this one. Mik, send this to the guy who did the ULTAMATOM~! ytmnd, it's right up his alley

We have it on tape, of course!

I think Fabrizio is the drummer, Bob

You can't call it The Danger Zone if Dangerous A isn't hosting. It has to be like "Nice Show Adam" or something

I really liked 1979 in middle school