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Stuart Scott's lazy eye is too much for me as of now. It's just creepy.

"Well, if you let me meet Julia, I think I could make some things happen." FUCK! HIM! FUCK HIM!!

I wish Matt Clement hadn't hit that slump recently, because in the beginning he was amazing and could've gotten a spot. Too bad Wood and Prior don't qualify.

Where did he go? I hope he comes back.

I can walk on it, I just can't run or jog on it for more than a few yards before it just gets unbearable. I hate this. I wish I could just bite the bullet and rise above it but I can't do it.

I took a step and all of a sudden there was this burning sensation emanating from the center of my right knee.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1471317 There's another reason to quit smoking, I can run further than you. Smoking is terrible for your lung capacity and cardiovascular strength, meaning low endurance. But for me, it's my legs that are telling me "Aw screw you, I liked you better when you didn't do anything" and preventing me from going on and not my lungs.

Okay, so I got back from DeKalb around 5 and took a nap, what with my being up since 6 on a Saturday morning. I wake up and I'm in terrible pain. It's like somebody hit my kneecap with, oh, let's say a crowbar. That sort of pain. But there's no bruising that would go along with this pain. I figure something's strained, inflamed, or torn. I don't think I'm going out tomorrow morning.

It's me...Matt.

My usual board pals. They know who they are.

No visible swelling. I wore my running shoes. I did my stretches. I hope it's just residual soreness form not exercising much up until June. And now from just getting out of the English placement test (it's great, all these web kiosks in the business/accountancy building here) where I've been writing for 40 straight minutes, my hand is cramping up. Give me some freaking morphine.

I went jogging for about two hours yesterday morning, and about one hour this morning. I'm at NIU right now taking my placement tests and in between them I tried to go around campus a bit when OW! There's a searing pain emanating from the center of my kneecap. I can't jog, I can't run, I struggle with stairs. This sucks. What did I do?

Moore wants the 15-16 year olds because they're the most impressionable in terms of becoming typical so-called concerned and globally-conscious liberals. I've seen it happen to 'em all. Except the 5% of my class that was right-wing like myself.

"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." Oh my God, I look at Season 4's episodes and these are gold. This is what I grew up with...in reruns. "Is there a chance the track could bend?" Not on your life, my Hindu friend. "What about us lazy slobs?" You'll be given cushy jobs! "Monorail," WHAT'S IT CALLED? "Monorail..." SING IT AGAIN! MONORAIL!!!!!!!!!!! Mono...D'OH!

The Blind Guy one sparked my FAVORITE single line from the show: "Wow. You're just a babbling brook of bullshit, aren't you."

"That's all we got? One goddamn hit?" "You can't say 'goddamn' on the air." "Nobody's watching anyway."

Northwest suburban pride~! Personally I'm surprised Lake and DuPage haven't adapted those, because then they could put even MORE money back into their communities.

WWE also ripped off one of my ideas, many years ago, when I was overheard at an autograph signing. Sure, I think "Lost Burritos" sounded better, but I guess they figured they'd be covering their tracks, so to speak.

We also all lost like two months worth of our post count from DaBoardCrash. For some of us, these were our two most prolific months of posting. (Me)

I asked him, he said he's heard it too much. Since I heard the opportunity cost of a 50-cent candy bar can be like $1,000, I don't even want to know what it would be for all those cigarettes.

San Diego hadn't had a whole lot to get excited about...the Padres being a B+ team will hopefully give the area a jump-start.

I'd keep Rusch in long relief/middle relief to the deadline, and sub him in just in case someone's gotta miss a start. Then trade him away for something...don't we also have Ryan Dempster coming back to be the emergency starter/long relief?

Cubs are gonna sweep Houston in four for the first time. This is great.

"Ya gotta go. You copped a feel off my mom, ya gotta go." "I did not!" "She says you did you gotta go." "But I didn't!" "Fine fine, just stay here, sneak out early or something but she can't see you. Sweet dreams." "Yeah, I'll dream about fucking your mom."

Looks like something has found out that I A)use Kazaa and B)go here a lot. Thus, I'm getting all kinds of weird porn sites when I try to go places on here. I think there must be a link with keywords or something Love Sex & Dating: obvious Sports: Watersports site Old School: mature Hardcore Discussion: obvious This sounds like a joke but it's really happening.