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I think we should stop worrying about "cruel and unusual punishment" and start getting into "cool and unusual punishment." Top of the list is death, "Cask of Amontillado"-style.

I used to read Foreign Policy! And Current History, and Foreign Affairs, I believe, were the three journals I had to read for world history my sophomore year.

And I suppose she wore that shirt so everyone would notice her shoes.

I thought Tony said Stat Boy was on vacation so they were off the hook. Wouldn't know for today because they're pre-empted for GOLF. GOLF, people!

I like Tim Cowlishaw, but he gets muted when he dares to mention the NHL. And Tony Reali is back, which sucks, and the new Disembodied Voice is AWFUL

Couple things: Number A: I feel bad for the poor guy. It's not his fault...his mom just sent him there. Number B: It's Barnes & Noble. My philosophy is that as long as I buy something in the end, I can sit in the big comfy chairs and read as many books as I want. The public library in my town is SHIT. My high school's library hardly had any books. I've had to turn to the private sector for literary enrichment, and I feel both sides are winning.

I cna't find Commando-O's

I liked The New Me. And I always wondered about the possible multiplicity of Prince Paul...it could easily be done, having many people do that. But the irony of Eagan calling out every new poster that was one of Prince Paul's stockpiled user accounts only to be banned and be called out for HIS stockpiled user accounts is too poetic for a message board. BERG was a pretty big troll in my opinion...he started "Wahhhh.....we need West Coast Mods!" when he flooded all the forums with spam. What a mess THAT was.

You know what Tabasco sauce is good for? What a great show. Somewhere there's a thread with a "Devoted Sister, Beloved Cunt" reference but I done lost it.

Happy birthday my fellow conservative guy, Man Of The Vague Thread Title.

We should all speak the language of jazz.

When was Brain around? I don't remember his actual tenure but that Heenan head makes me giggle. I thought the most famous trolls were Prince Paul and BERG. It's gotta be Prince Paul.

I could've bought a Dreamcast for $20 at a garage sale one day when I was jogging through my cousin's neighborhood which happened to be having garage sales that day. I would've, but I didn't have the money on me, and there's not enough space anyway. Besides what good is a Dreamcast without Virtua Tennis?

Nobody's watching anyway.

I don't own no stinkin X-Box.

Were your parents cruel or what.

MY order: Super Nintendo Regular Nintendo Gamecube Nintendo 64 PlayStation

I don't get it. Anyway, here's another story from Woodfield. My dad and I are standing in Lord & Taylor waiting for my mom and sister to get back so we can go to lunch. Suddenly this middle-aged black woman BURSTS from the dressing room yelling "Security! Security! I need some security! That woman just stole my purse! She reached under the door and took it!" Then this little older black woman with fire-engine red hair emerges, and declares this to a crowd of shocked Schaumburg shoppers and staff: "I didn't steal NOTHIN from NOBODY!" And she proceeds to run like she's got a hot poker up her ass out of the department store and into the general mall. The victim is frenetic. The staff members STAND THERE. They just watch her run out and don't pursue her at all! Now this woman has obviously lost her purse. Guy 1: "So...she had red hair." Guy 2: "...Yeeeeeeeah." Guy 3: "Um, should we call security?" Guy 1: "...you know what, we should." Lady: "That woman has my purse! She just took it and left! Can't you find her?" Guy 2: "We'll try our best." Me: "Excuse me sir, is there anything I can do to help?" Guy 1: "....I don't think there's anything that any of us can do." -- I've heard of the bystander effect but this is ridiculous. But also funny for the guy, exhaling and delivering that line like it was so dramatic. Had to be there to get the true experience.

How much do video game store clerks make? Not enough for their efforts. Kids in those stores suck. Speaking as a former kid who used to go to his friendly neighborhood Funcoland, kids are asses. I never did, but some punks really abuse the test-console privileges. GOOD STORY I was at Sam Goody down at Woodfield one day, and Woodfield more than any other mall seems to have really weird things happen. I'll post those another day, but for now, here's this. So I'm at Sam Goody, browsing the rock section, and back in the video game secdtion I see a few kids playing some X-Box game, I don't remember. Clerk keeps going over there, asking if there's anything he can help with, any games he can direct them to. This goes on intermittently as I go from section to section. So then I go to the back where video games are and look at a strategy guide for a few minutes, same kids, still there. TWENTY MINUTES go by, kids are still there with the clerk periodically coming by. Finally he comes in, I shit you not, with a liter of Coke and a pizza, and says "Here. I made you a pizza while you sit here and play our games for free. Is there anything I can get you guys while you're taking advantage of us?" Kids leave. I tell him nice work. He offers me a slice of pizza. It didn't look like Rosati's or Jake's so I respectfully declined, having just gone to John's Garage earlier. The moral of the story is that kids suck.

That SHOW was just plain stupid. The black guy in the sunglasses who kept shouting out team names and players needs to go.

I liked Alina. She was nice to me.

Suited King: "Trish! Hoo hoo! Doncha just love that cunt JR?" JR: "...you can't say cunt on the air." Suited King: "Ah, but you see, my dear James, it's a medieval term of endearment. Being the king of WWE, and a noted scholar of the middle ages, I am within my rights to make this complimentary remark." JR: "Oh okay never mind King." Suited King: "So maybe I should poke her with my broad sword."

Interns are supposed to be getting paid...they're interns

This is why I don't hire Canadians for my clandestine activities. You don't know how many times the U in "colour" has gotten me busted.

This thread doesn't have any Russians in it.