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I'm surprised she didn't get serious poisoning from consuming isopropyl alcohol.

Vitamin X, we both just got T'd up. No hard feelings, I just wanted to keep the banter going.

Get out of here with that sexist shit. Get out of here with your Laker fanboy it's-ours-to-lose shit. When the FUCK did I ever say it was ours to lose?! Get out of here with that generic Laker hatin shit Typical Laker fan, denies responsibility for everything negative

I hate when ESPN carries the Cubs because I can only watch it on DirecTV in one room of my house...it's blacked out on the cable system.

Get out of here with that sexist shit. Get out of here with your Laker fanboy it's-ours-to-lose shit.

Well well well. Look who's complaining about the refs. And it's not even as bad as some of the miscarriages of justice that Sacramento had.

Nobody's taken the middle three, but nobody's come back from 3-1. Something might have to give here.

Yeah I've always wondered...how long does it take to cross the border in various places, like Washington and B.C., or more importantly, Detroit-Windsor. That could be a real pain for the latter if it takes an hour.

Al Michaels's best call: "Do you believe in miracles? YES!" His second best: "The Lakers look like a 4th-place team in the Atlantic division."

And Luke Walton fouls out with six minutes left. Where's Daddy to go "CLLLLLEARLY that was NOT a FOUUUUL"?

I wouldn't say the Lakers have won it just yet. I'd say it's close but the Pistons can still win this for sure.

I do enjoy a good fight from time to time, as do I enjoy a tight battle between good goaltenders. But above all I'd like to see some awesome scoring.

So Guerrero just tied it at 5 in the bottom of the 11th. I freaking hate Sibb--I mean, Anaheim.

LaTroy, LaTroy, LaTroy...what were those?

I'm wondering who the Cubs are going to pick up this year...we did quite well getting Ramirez, Simon, Lofton, Karros, and Grudzielanek last year. I'm sure we'll pick up a few more guys before the deadline. Cubs are up!

Am I the only one who thinks that's the most meaningless subject line we've had here so far? Somebody's never read a MikeSC-started thread.

Actually, Neo-Soviet is the only Evil Foreigner gimmick I want to see, because it would be interesting to see some delusional Russian brute who thinks he's representing the CCCP in the Olympics. Tht or thinks he's Zangief and spinning-piledrives Scotty 2 Hotty.

Geez. This is really stupid. So yeah, what are they going to do with Harry Smith when he comes up? Hopefully nothing TOO offensive.

Tied at 4 in the top of the 10th.

Jordan! Ewing! It's the NBA on NBC! Yes them's was the days, them was. Actually, the ESPN themes are pretty cool, both the pregame/postgame and in-game theme. I want a copy of them, if anyone knows where one can get them. TNT is just kinda there, and ABC just uses "Let's Get It Started" or a generic rap beat. Big step down.

Yeah, I think at this point there's no reason to keep him around. Patterson and Farnsworth for Beltran indeed.

Where's the great Kyle Farnsworth that deserves the closer spot I keep hearing about? The Farns I just saw blew a 3-run lead in the 8th inning to the Angels. We needed that win, jerk!

I agree, they should cut it down to 70 games. Plus they should start 2 or 3 weeks earlier. Cut down to 70? Geez, they were playing 84 games a year for while...they should start on October 1st and then get your schedule in from there. It worked before.

It was because Henry was in a Strongman competition, so he needed the weight back. So it wasn't for no reason. I thought it was for "Bridget Jones' Diary," am I outta the loop or what?

Is knowingly reporting illegitimate news a bannable offense?