The Czech Republic

I forgot the cat's name, but I bet he'd win in a fight with Trumpy

What the hell does double-clicking have to do with high school kids making out in the hallways?

I knew someone had to come in here and make Hangnail Tim & The Hamstring Kid look like whiny bitches...

But can you walk?

She looked like one of my old high school's janitors.

I have a pulled hamstring. I also have a sore ankle. I was playing badminton and my foot got stuck in a gopher hole as I charged the net. (I lost the point.) This also aggravated the pulled hamstring I got playing tennis a few days ago. I further aggravated the injury playing both of the aforementioned racquet sports this afternoon.

Friggin' Yahoo thinks I'm under 18?

THIS IDENTITY THREAD IS MY FUCKING HOSTAGE

READ POETRY COCKSUCKERS

I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SUCK

28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline, do you acknowledge this?

Farewell, guy who sparked "Vince McMahon's Ladder-Legdrop."

If that was a spider you'd be fucked

What's Labrador like? That's like...the forgotten part of Canada. I don't even think it's its own province, it's just a part of Newfoundland.

He can talk like Barry, style his hair like Barry, but God help us if he dresses like Barry.

Does anyone else remember this great Disney movie? I believe it involved an alien cat who could talk when equipped with a special collar. The movie also starred F-Troop/Mama's Family's Ken Berry. I watched it many times as a young one.

No it's a fact-finding mission. CWM is from BC or Alberta I think. I hope he doesn't talk like Barry Melrose.

Ken Wu! That IS a great scene! He's telling Bombay about how he's gonna do all theis fancy figure-skating crap to score the goal, he comes on the ice and within two seconds gets flattened. I think he had it coming. Looking back, I don't like the mid-game uniform switch. All it really was was just a shameless promotion for the Anaheim team. They were playing in the Arrowhead Pond, too, IIRC. Also, Wolff "The Dentist" Stanssen should get a coaching job in the NHL. He's got the skills of Scotty Bowman with the hair of Pat Riley. Can't miss.

I heard some joke about how a Newfie went into a bar and ordered a cow tongue and the waitress said "why do you want a cow tongue" and the Newfie said "because I didn't want to eat its balls." It was along those lines. All I remember for sure was that I didn't get it.

I experimented with anagrams for me but I couldn't find anything to go along with the word "clit" so I gave up

Isn't that Luau Dang or something?

Uh, by the way, I think there's something wrong with your clock. No matter what time zone you're in, it should be the same number of minutes past the hour which would be 44 when you posted, a good half an hour off from 13 in either direction. IIRC, the Maritimes are a half hour off from EST. He might be from there. I thought Halifax was an hour ahead of New York and such, and then Nefoundland is half an hour ahead of Halifax. Oh, all right. My bad then. Yeah anyways this is where we talk about the NHL Playoffs not what time it is in Newfoundland so lets move on. If you insist. We'll carry on this weighty matter here.

Continued from the OAO Stanley Cup thread. This is damn important. I thought it was like this. Imagine the big ol' newsroom wall o' clocks: Los Angeles: 4 p.m. (Pacific) Denver: 5 p.m. (Mountain) Chicago: 6 p.m. (Central) New York City: 7 p.m. (Eastern) Halifax: 8 p.m. (Atlantic) St. John's: 8:30 p.m. (Newfie?) I remember someone saying that CBC announces things with some sort of tagline about another time for Newfoundland. I'd assume the Maritimes are in their own time zone, as Nova Scotia and PEI are pretty far from an Eastern Time state like Ohio. I'm sorry, but I demand answers. After all, didn't some canuck invent time zones? Now the burden is really on you Newfies and Maritimers to educate me.

My mom says I'm cool

I was out all afternoon playing tennis and badminton at a graduation party, I'm tired and aggravated an injury