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Uh, by the way, I think there's something wrong with your clock. No matter what time zone you're in, it should be the same number of minutes past the hour which would be 44 when you posted, a good half an hour off from 13 in either direction. IIRC, the Maritimes are a half hour off from EST. He might be from there. I thought Halifax was an hour ahead of New York and such, and then Nefoundland is half an hour ahead of Halifax.

FUCK. Florida CANNOT win the Stanley Cup.

Wow. That's all Greater New York.

Farnworth is a never-was.

I jacked off in a public swimming pool

I still think Knicksolydian is the most clever, but not the most appropriate.

I haven't seen a thread this shitty since the Shitty Thread Flood of '92.

Since he's been "Patrick Ewing...Still God," "Bring Back Charlie Ward," and "Man of 1004 Modes" combine the mode and Ewing to get "Knicksalydian." Or just "I Suck"

Mike stole my response. Despite our infamous miscommunication on the existence of 1990s WCW jobber Roadblock, we're startlingly alike.

Someone brought up a good point. MTV can't even do MTV right, how can it do a gay channel correctly? My biggest fear is that since this is a Viacom network, WWE programming will get moved to it.

When my life seems too drab, a good run-on sentence from Drury always brightens my day. Thank YOU, Drury, thank YOU.

My friends and I watched this heartwarming Disney classic of how Emilio Estevez leads a scrappy bunch of kids from the Twin Cities, with some help from new friends, past corporate evil and Aryan prototypes to capture the gold, and our hearts. If you haven't seen this movie in a while, I think you should. It's always interesting to look back on these sorts of things. Cool touch: Minnesota North Stars paraphernalia scattered about the scenes in the Twin Cities. But the scene that made us laugh the most was the part where they're at the party in Malibu. That guy from LA Law and Shining Time Station introduces Gordon to Cam Neely, Chris Chelios, and Luc Robitaille, the first two just hangin' out and lookin' cool. The latter is just staring off into space with no discernible clue that he's on the set of "D2: The Mighty Ducks." I think maybe he says "hi" really quietly, but for the rest of the time, poor Luc just looks bewildered. And then there's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I believe that any scene in a movie that has Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in it is automatically that movie's best scene. There's this hilarious throwaway dialogue between the two, who are sitting out on the deck by the ocean, which goes kind of like this: Gordon Bombay: "So what I'm going for is a combination of a sneaker, and a loafer, for kids who want to coach." Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "And you think there's going to be a market for this?" Gordon Bombay: "Yeah, I do." Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: "Interesting." Great film. Maybe the Ducks would've beaten Jersey last June if Paul, Jean-Sebastien, and the boys got some advice from a street-smart black kid.

Probably the only one who isn't jockin' his bitches down in Compton or South Central, yes

There's no doubt that the Bears are huge, but I think people are most fiercely dedicated to the Cubs. Anyhow, the Bears. After the awesome 13-3 season, you had the lost season at Champaign-Urbana, and last season was a pretty big disappointment, as they could've been in the hunt for a wild card spot towards the end but that terrible start for the season made the battle just too uphill. I blame Kordell Stewart, I knew that was a bust from the get-go. So anyhow, I'd say that from what I've perceived, Bear interest has waned just a slight bit, but could be on the upswing for next year. At least I hope it does, as the NFL is really boring for me if Chicago's not doing well.

Here's something high-concept...they trick OJ into admitting he did it, then when it's being broadcast live on national television someone pops out from behind a wall and says "No, OJ....YOU got juiced!"

I think so. And I also think Borowski should be run out of town. He said he hates media scrutiny so now he won't take questions. Major media markets aren't good places to hate the media. Ship him.

Unless he was doing some drug that fucked up his hearing, I don't think that it would have caused his inability to hear a pop from the crowd. Plus, I thought that Arn's problems were more of the painkiller variety

Joe Borowski, Billy Koch, Billy Koch, Joe Borowski, you should be getting better acquainted, you SHAMELESS GAME-BLOWING JERKS. I thought my south side brethren had it bad against Oakland, but then this guy goes and ruins Prior's return! In MVP Baseball, Borowski, Farnsworth, and Patterson have all been dealt. I suggest the Cubs follow suit. Let's support the Cubs by purchasing ten copies of the Chicago Tribune a day for the next week.

I don't think I would've grasped the concept of a "3-way" at that age.

Trivia: he died last month Aw. BTW: My Brother And Me...TERRIBLE show. Do a board search, somewhere I printed every script of that show. "But Alfie!"

Chicago is a big enough city that I think everything is huge when it's in season. Even the Bulls, for all their awfulness and disappointments, drew like 19,000 in a game against Golden State. The Blackhawks are really waning from when they were big in the mid 90s...my elementary school was a hockey hotbed. I think people are discovering the worst ownership in sports and walking away. The Bears are the Bears, what can I say? But above all the sports, I think baseball takes precedence over the other three. Nothing polarizes the Windy City like the Cubs and the White Sox: the fans on the South Side and south suburbs supporting the Sox, and the North Side, the north suburbs, basically everyone else in Illinois (before you get too far downstate into Cardinal territory) supporting the Cubs. We've got Wrigley Field...how can baseball not be king?

I'm scared that the Cubs, at 4.5 back, are at the point of no return. They need a sweep against Pittsburgh to stay alive or else I really think they're through. Yeah I know it's only June. There's less than four months for the Cubs to get out of 4th place, and frankly, I'm scared.

Elaborate.... Elaborated Can't you see, people? She's got the answers HIDDEN IN HER FINGERS! AH DAMMIT! I MISSED CHEAP SEATS, AGAIN! "Were their shirts designed for Georges Muresan?"

So it's Game 6 in Calgary on a Saturday night? Ah, it's times like this I want to catch a flight to Calgary and enjoy this game the way it was meant to, but alas, 'tis hard for a simple midwesterner like myself. Drive to Windsor, maybe?