The Czech Republic

Selling your kid's stuff on eBay as punishment...that's beautifully dysfunctional and dysfunctionally beautiful.

I'm getting damn tired of you, Incandenza. I didn't say I was going for a record, I just wanted to do it. The longest I had done prior to now has been around 20.

See, hockey needs those rivalries. Divisional battles between the Nashville Predators and Columbus Blue Jackets aren't quite setting the league on fire. You don't hear about how sporting the deep red, electric green, and federal blue got some unexpecting guy an asskicking in the other town.

Is that what the names highlighted in pink meant? I had no idea... It's not your gaydar.

That's noble. There was a whole thread dedicated to it last month...

I hope someone beans Bonds bad.

So Johnson, long time no see. OraleHolmes is like the bastard child of Johnson and rawmvp. I don't think Orale is going to make it to August.

Yeah, more like OMG FAUX SPORTS NET~! Or not. Maybe he's telling the truth; if Orale dreamt it up, it'd be that Iverson was being traded for an AND1 streetballer to be named later.

I think the Avs should break out the powder blue and fleur-de-lis for the 10th anniversary of the Nordiques departing.

Yeah, it stinks to see pink. Validate Horse hockey!

My goal is to perform a 45-minute song.

With a name like that, you've gotta be an asset to this community.

havin some problems posting

Orange Julius? I love you.

in Hartford. Or Quebec City. Heh... You'd die from that one, me thinks. Winnipeg you'd be drawn and quartered. Apparently they fought like hell while Quebec City was comparatively complacent.

Warriors are going to make it in before the Clippers. Perhaps next year.

in Hartford.

I want Beltran

Yes but, in storyline terms Mordecai has white hair so he can say that he's spent many years training with God on how to use his powers and now he's as old as time itself. Or something like that. Mordecai With Time-Travelin' Action! That's brilliant! They can show old match footage, "insert" him into the action using chromakey and such, and do things that afferct the WWE time-space continuum. If Gerwitz is writing this angle, you just know somebody's gonna end up hurtling into space trapped in a parallelogram. (Hopefully Taker)

Congratulations, I did a spit-take. Double spit-take

But Taker is old enough to be Mordecai's dad... ...all the more reason why WWE would do this Time travel has not been utilized nearly enough in wrestling. New Breed, that's the last time we've seen it. (Well that and that one Fabulous Freebirds title reign.)

I'm inclined to sentence him to D

In regard to your list of states: I know that Illinois has a moratorium on the death penalty while it investigates possible wrongful deaths. Also, while many states have the death penalty in place, how many actually use it? I think we should have the most severe death penalty for the most severe of criminals. Especially heinous murders and treason should be punished by firing squad or hanging, quickly and efficiently, uncruelly and usually (?). The dragged-out appeal-after-appeal lethal injection form that the death penalty has taken is worse, in my opinion. So cut that out and go with life without parole for the higher offenses and death for the highest offenses.

Pistons in anything. Please. The weight of the world has fallen upon you, boys of the Motor City, to prevent Karl Malone and Gary Payton from getting their rings. To prevent the perpetuating of Kobe Bryant as a so-called hero. To prevent Phil Jackson from passing Red Auerbach. I don't like ya, Pistons, and I don't like your city. In fact I wish it was any team but you. But now you've gotta beat LA, and I wish you well, you boring double-Wallace ballers.

He's just some guy that totally ripped off a great Puff Daddy song.