The Czech Republic

Yeah it takes a real hero to cheat on his wife. Even if he's innocent he's still a douchebag for cheating on his wife. I do what is expected of me on a daily basis and don't rape crazy nymphos, does that make me a hero too? I'm just doing what Kobe is doing if such is the case.

See dat baby, see him round, see dat baby, slap him around

Lawler didn't sound gay enough. He needs to sound more gay.

No, Jumbo Jim, they did not LITERALLY beat the hell out of each other. That's not even possibly a literal thing!

Rock Island, IL, 2003: Goldberg comes out of the closet. Rockford, IL, 2004: ???? Expectations are high for small-market Illinois RAWs.

Raw Is Montreal next week. Yowza. TWOOOOOOOOO

Oh my. You mean they made a preemptive attack and it turned out to be the wrong guy. Oh what irony. What a swerve. I cannot believe my eyes. They should use that device more often.

Kane has gotta be into watersports. You can just tell. You know it, man, you know it.

Unbeknowst to the sensei of Mattitude, it's all a master plan and Lita has planted bits of razor blades in her...um,...self...so as to get Hardy blading in a painful way. WHAT a SWOIVE~!

You will remember the name of........Kane.

HELLO LITA, THERE IS CLEARLY A MAN WITH A CAMERA WATCHING YOU UNDRESS!

Hey I accidentally switched over to the O.C. I didn't? Ehck.

Whatever may come of this Raw, it will automatically be decent, because once again, Sour Starburst is spsonsoring the show. Seein' the baby again indeed.

Well Rockford is one crazy town, I walked around there in MY underwear once, actually

Calgary beat three division leaders and I don't see why they won't beat a fourth.

THE BABY! THE BABY~!!!!!!!!!!

I hope this is a fun RAW.

I mentioned this already: Steve Hitler, the Modern-Day Fuhrer. He seems like a nice guy, really handsome and charismatic, but then people discover his veiled racist remarks and that his last name is Hitler. I sat in on a WWE uncreative team meeting.

Well, African-American Studies, natch

Hey. I have focused well thought-out Laker hate. -Phil Jackson left the Bulls behind. He was supposed to be OUR coach and retire with MJ. -Kobe Bryant refused to play for any city smaller than Chicago that asshole. He cheated on a very attractive woman, and may or may not be a rapist. -SHAQ-FU? That's gonna stick with you in my mind, pal. Plus Charles Barkley was a better big guy that says funny things. -Karl Malone didn't retire from the Jazz with John Stockton, instead he tried to get a ring in LA. Stockton & Malone never should've been broken up. -Gary Payton screwed over the Bucks who traded Ray Allen away to get him. However since it's the deer-caught-in-headlights Bucks I'm only mildly annoyed. If he screwed over the red/white/forest green-wearing deer-spinning-a-basketball Bucks, I'd be seeing blood, because that is no emblem to be disrespected. Forget the NY. It's the deer. -Luke Walton gets 50% hate as a result of 50% of his genes. Sorry but that's the way it is. -Derek Fisher got lucky off bad timekeeping and ruined cooler player Tim Duncan's cooler game-winning shot. -Jack Nicholson. See? I put thought into my hate for the purple and gold.

Dude. This was me a week ago. Trumpet section did 80s wear, and I was a reject from Miami Vice. Reflective aviator sunglasses, coral pink -tshirt under a light grey coat and light khaki pants with flip-flops. It's not exactly Don Johnson. That's why I was a reject.

C'mon, man. Earn your paycheck for once, AND watch the biggest turnaround in fan approval this town has ever seen.

I think they're eliminating the ESPN 2 shows for the NHL and NBA because they tend to duplicate the postgame shows, Save some money and all that. The scary thing about those clips is how consistent Melrose's greasy mullet has been... But NHL2Night IS the postgame show... And yes, through leather jackets, regular suits, ugly suits, and various facial hair configurations, the greasy mullet of Barry Melrose remains. What did this guy ever DO? I know he coached the L.A. Kings when they lost the Stanley Cup (with a mullet of course), but did he ever do anything else? He just sits there going "Ooh the New Jersey Devils are da greatest team in the NHL eh" but does he ahve any real qualifications? EDIT: I'd laugh if that Cheech guy ^^ there, never posts again.

Who's the youngest poster here? I really hope it still isn't me.

This is a great show. The first time I watched it I was like "eh it's MST3K with sports and two ugly guys" but tonight I must've been in a better mood because I found it hilarious. The best was this: Film Voice-Over Man: "Deacon Jones knows only one speed: 110 percent." One of the Sklars: "That's not a speed." I just rolled around laughing at that for a good long while. Just the way he deadpanned it was perfect. The one on the 1997 Spelling Bee was great too, because I could've been made it to nationals that year, had I not screwed up "grandiloquence" in the 10th round of state. So all the humor of that really registered with me. Anybody else have an opinion on the show?